zemrabbit
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
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Also, true story
March 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Also, true story
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i am begging a single goddamn streaming service to understand that i literally always want "continue watching" to be the top row of choices
March 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
i am begging a single goddamn streaming service to understand that i literally always want "continue watching" to be the top row of choices
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A new digital product audit exercise where it's just Marie Kondo holding each feature of the platform and deciding what purpose it serves or if it brings joy
January 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A new digital product audit exercise where it's just Marie Kondo holding each feature of the platform and deciding what purpose it serves or if it brings joy
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Wild news. Wonder how he'll handle League of Legends
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wild news. Wonder how he'll handle League of Legends
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
January 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
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It’s probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, I’m probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, I’ll do better.
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, I’m probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, I’ll do better.
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Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this
January 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this