John
zombieguitarist.bsky.social
John
@zombieguitarist.bsky.social
Guitarist/Vocalist in Resistance House Band

https://resistancehouseband.com
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For any new followers, especially those I actually know in real life, here’s the bsky account for Resistance House Band, the Nashville zombie-themed grunge/punk/power pop band I play in.
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How does this man play every show in a hoodie regardless of weather?! It's Resistance House Band at #dumpsterfyrefest !
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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dude is speedrunning getting ex-communicated

you can tell JD is a fake catholic because he feels no guilt or shame
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after fatal shooting: "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We don't want you here"
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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war

war never changes…

…the price of eggs
*I stand atop a pile of bodies waving an egg carton*

The prices are sky high!

*camera is blinded by searing light as a nuclear missile detonates*

Trump is laser focused on a global thermonuclear war, but what does it do to lower costs?!

*the shockwave hits obliterating me instantly*
someone in the comms office needs to sit down for two seconds, read the first part of this again, think about how absolutely fucking batshit it is, and try again with the rest of it

they’re threatening a military takeover of greenland! what the fuck!
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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@resisthouseband.bsky.social will be playing a benefit show at the Cobra Thursday night. We'll be on at 10
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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JD Vance: This is a law enforcement operation to bring a narco terrorist to Justice

The President:
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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A college sophomore at an Occupy rally could not have generated such a grotesque outsized caricature of US imperialism
Trump: "We're going to have our very large United States oil companies go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure and start making money for the country. And we are ready to stage a second and much larger attack if we need to do so."
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Listen to my big ol' bass parts
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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In two weeks, we’ll be dropping pre-orders for Universe. Pre-orders come with early access to the first track, Empyreum. #heavymetal #rockandroll #musicsky #metalsky
December 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Didn’t expect to almost get fined for late daycare pickup after getting stuck behind a parade today, mainly because it was 5:30 p.m. on a Tuesday and the town already did its parade A WEEK AGO IN DAYLIGHT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO. Would love to chat with whoever the fuck invented secret night parades.
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can’t wait to someday pay $10,000 for a lawnmower that shows me ads while I mow.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My son just turned one yesterday, and all I can think about is how awful it would be for this to happen to him. Just pure fucking evil. There will never be a punishment severe enough for what these people have done.
CICERO, IL — Trump’s ICE goons pepper spray into a family’s car and hits a 1 year old baby girl.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Got this going on tonight! Resistance goes on second.
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Next show is on Halloween at The 5 Spot! Come watch us pretend our zombie songs are some kind of fun Halloween gimmick and not a thing we do 365 days out of the year!

#indiemusic #MusicSky #MusicianSky #Nashville #Horror
October 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
One step closer to what I think we all want to see in comics, which is Thanos finally getting taken down by a well placed knife to the eye
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM