#$BABY
True but I not sure people want satirical cartoons. Not when they can get a high quality AI render of Trump as a shitting baby etc.
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Hands off my Châteauneuf-du-Pape and Bordeaux you orange faced shithead! Stocking up on the 2018 vintages now (a great year for French reds!) before the mad king makes life’s simple pleasures even more expensive because he’s a whiny tantrum throwing baby when the EU like, a stern parent, says no.
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It’s always boxing with a baby when it’s republicans and gloves with glass shards when it’s someone on the left. Never fails.
fascinating to compare how Wall Street reacts to the possibility that a socialist might have some power somewhere versus how it reacts to the concrete reality of a literal madman tearing down the American-led post-WWII global order
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
being held like a baby is the only way meatball likes being held 🥹
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
These motherfuckers tell on themselves and make it abundantly clear they are shitty people who think being a woman is ONLY about being a baby incubator
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
sometimes you talk to people about the EPA or the endangered species act, and you get to see that people are really naïve and think that the govt could ever divine something altruistic.

it's baby brained and shocking because this comes from people who work in the field and/or are scientists.
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
What a big news! I’m so happy for him! 🥹♥️
Or baby finally on screen again.
( I’M SO READY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, CONNOR. )
Sam Heughan Joins Anna Kendrick & J.K. Simmons In ‘Embassy’

"The Outlander star will play a British SAS soldier in the six part-series"

(🖊️: deadline.com/2026/01/sam-...)
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
6. Chico Bento e a Goiabeira Maraviósa 🇧🇷 (3.89)
7. Bélen 🇦🇷 (3.82)
8. Oeste Outra Vez 🇧🇷 (3.78)
9. Baby 🇧🇷 (3.75)
10. Corrida dos Animais 🇧🇷 (3.72)
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
AND you’ve still never done my makeup. I’m your blank canvas baby
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Apparently, bean's likes being held like a baby.. too bad he weighs about twenty pounds or some shit
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
stares at soda pop and cries... on baby day ill suck it up and drink a whole bottle. for baby
dont ask him what he likes about it because ive never had cream soda... dont like fizzy drinks </3
( 🫧 ) my favourite thing that sweetheart has brought over from candyland is cream soda, i like its taste
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
το ότι κάποιος είναι nepo baby δε σημαίνει ότι δεν έχει κακοποιηθει συναισθηματικα. εδώ έχουμε κακοποιηθει εμείς ψυχολογικά, που είμαστε άφραγκοι. φαντασου να παίζουν και χρήματα.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
also!!! a new baby skunk is coming in June. I can’t wait to meet him and introduce him to everyone <3
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Listen,

You do NOT have to have that baby.

There are options.

Ijs.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Me: (sound editing orgasm sounds for the game)

Melanie: Ooh, somebody screaming.

Me: Baby, thats you.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Awww baby, hope she dugests them well 🥺💜
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
of course baby ☺️💕
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
11 - "Baby, can't you see I'm calling?..."

Come to Rio, Brit ❤️
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January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I assume it looks like this
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
i need to start buying meat. i can't avoid it forever. i know how to cook a steak let's not be a baby about it
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I've already got a housefull of 4 legged family member can any1 help this poor baby out? I've got 1 of my own & 3 fosters. They'll put this sweet baby down if no1 can help it out. COM'ON Bluesky there's gotta be some1 who can rescue this sweet animal with many year's ahead of its young life!🙏 help!
Anyone who loves dogs 🐕 is an automatic friend as any1 that can't love a dog or a cat is absolutely missing something upstairs. As I'd absolutely take in a 4 legged fur baby b4 I'd ever consider taking in a human
All this beautiful girl needs is love. Only 3.5 years old, around 50 lbs, sweet, can live with cats, adult only home, her guarding food/toys is trainable. And Training is funded to you.
Adopt her 💔

🏠Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Yip, yip, Vegas baby, yip yip yip.
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Baby he’s never going to love you, give it up
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
He grew up to be a MAGAt anyways. He went to prison a couple years ago for murder. I guess someone somehow harmed his baby grandson. He lost it and killed them. Then posted about it on social media. Dumbass. 🙄
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM