#Ahem
Ahem....Picoboulders
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It can be very (ahem) interesting.
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 AM
All they want is a few “hostages” in exchange, a large building right next to the centre of uk financial business and the Tower of London and don’t forget the charges on the electricity for building a few nuclear power stations, a few ahem students and control/ownership of a few ports - yay!
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Stolas is looking to get a powerful beast between his thighs... the bike! We meant the bike! Oh, no, @roundblueduck.bsky.social and @neyane.bsky.social have already taken that idea and - ahem - ridden off with it.
archiveofourown.org/works/78429766
#eggplosion2025 #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 AM
This somehow idly reminds me that there was a flickering moment there in 1991 when Color Me Badd were seen by MTV as the breakout 'new' group of that year. Then a couple of months later....a certain trio from Aberdeen (via Olympia and DC) released a Pixies tribute, and, well.
“.. Couch .. worked as a manager for various touring acts, including the R&B group Color Me Badd ..”

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 AM
The goober-counter is off the scale with this one!
. . .insert the scouter exploding off my face-meme.

Ahem, nice work :B <3
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Phwoar. Ahem 😂😆🤣😘
January 29, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I have to say that despite everything going on in the world and the chaos in my life, I am very soothed by this image from a 1931 film of John Wayne's extremely nice ... *ahem* rear
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 AM
*ahem..*

get any games?
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 AM
*ahem* mb yall.. // #clownart #art
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I want to hop on your - ahem - bandwagon
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 AM
AHEM I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN,BUT SHARING THIS HERE, TOO, B/C I CAN'T FIND AN OFFICIAL ONE HERE --

x.com/FFVII_EC_EN/...
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 AM
If anyone has a gulpr code... Ahem
January 29, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Hell of a thread here.

All I’d add is that this isn’t an honest mistake.

It’s driven (ahem) by profit-hungry car/fuel/road businesses desperate for the state to keep subsidising their parasitic extraction of everyone’s wealth.

Keep asking “just who benefits from this?”
Labour keeps talking about saving the high street without naming the real problem. Car dependency. You cannot fix town centres while planning everything around driving. The internet is permanent. Retail only survives where footfall is dense, local, frequent, and cheap to access.
Labour risks election wipeout unless it improves Britain’s high streets, study finds
Decay of town centres a top issue among voters especially Reform UK supporters and is fuelling resentment against Westminster
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Sorry I'm not here much but I find the Twitter like restrictions here so awkward.. So hard to really see much from people I find. Especially if I happen to follow people who post like 100 times in a row

Still, not like much is going off in the world right now, eh?? Ahem cough.
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 AM
*ahem* 🙋🏾‍♂️
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Ahem, 11/15 for me. 😎
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 AM
🤦🤦🤦
Also movie reviews from people who are very proud of their Extensive Knowledge of (ahem, western) films and mistake that for understanding the entire's worlds.
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Das ist.. ähem… sehr anständig 🔥🔥
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Good morning Sir Keir over there in China.

While you're building bridges (ahem), perhaps you could rehearse the line from 'The Damned United'.

Clough to Taylor/ UK to EU
"I'm nothing without you; please, please, baby, take me back"
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Teilzeit vs. Vollzeit,ähem ähem also ähem äää. Die weiß nicht was sie machen soll und sagen soll. 🤡🤡
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Oho >w>

Let me throw my cat into the ring (or maw Ahahahaha... yeah ahem >w>)

And congratulations on the 300!

It's definitely deserved ùwú
January 29, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Ahem bsky.app/profile/mart... seriously does nobody else do user testing any more?
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
aiskillshub.org.uk
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Silver ropes.. Big sticky silver ropes.. All over my fuzzy abs.. Uhh.. Ahem
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 AM
MY PAINTINGS— ahem.

[ trudging off to change into dry clothing. Sopping wet Salt. ]
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 AM