They either drew first blood on Jan 6 or in the Brooks Brothers Riot and they been drawing blood ever since.
Hence the anaemic resistance.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculacracy
#GeneralStrike
#plarp
Hence the anaemic resistance.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculacracy
#GeneralStrike
#plarp
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They either drew first blood on Jan 6 or in the Brooks Brothers Riot and they been drawing blood ever since.
Hence the anaemic resistance.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculacracy
#GeneralStrike
#plarp
Hence the anaemic resistance.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculacracy
#GeneralStrike
#plarp
"The hologram sends his greetings to all the fans at ScreenRant."
If holograms have gender without having any equipment should we really be allowing them into our public bathrooms?
#AllegedUniverse
#hologram
#urinalCake
#plarp
If holograms have gender without having any equipment should we really be allowing them into our public bathrooms?
#AllegedUniverse
#hologram
#urinalCake
#plarp
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"The hologram sends his greetings to all the fans at ScreenRant."
If holograms have gender without having any equipment should we really be allowing them into our public bathrooms?
#AllegedUniverse
#hologram
#urinalCake
#plarp
If holograms have gender without having any equipment should we really be allowing them into our public bathrooms?
#AllegedUniverse
#hologram
#urinalCake
#plarp
¯\_( ? )_/¯ Collection of 69 Achievements
#whatnaut
#collections
#69Achievements
#AllegedUniverse
#plarp
[note: anticipate some of these to lack alt-text, but then again, i often dwell backstage and like to leave notes]
#whatnaut
#collections
#69Achievements
#AllegedUniverse
#plarp
[note: anticipate some of these to lack alt-text, but then again, i often dwell backstage and like to leave notes]
August 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
¯\_( ? )_/¯ Collection of 69 Achievements
#whatnaut
#collections
#69Achievements
#AllegedUniverse
#plarp
[note: anticipate some of these to lack alt-text, but then again, i often dwell backstage and like to leave notes]
#whatnaut
#collections
#69Achievements
#AllegedUniverse
#plarp
[note: anticipate some of these to lack alt-text, but then again, i often dwell backstage and like to leave notes]
Not only do I have to ready myself for winter and its struggles but I also have generations of howling Ancestors telling me to "go along to get along."
I can do both.
#AllegedUniverse
#SUBMIT
#draculas
#SecretDojo
#plarp
I can do both.
#AllegedUniverse
#SUBMIT
#draculas
#SecretDojo
#plarp
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Not only do I have to ready myself for winter and its struggles but I also have generations of howling Ancestors telling me to "go along to get along."
I can do both.
#AllegedUniverse
#SUBMIT
#draculas
#SecretDojo
#plarp
I can do both.
#AllegedUniverse
#SUBMIT
#draculas
#SecretDojo
#plarp
The artificer, locked in nightmare, unawake but ever at work, mutters, "Cake Mimic Cake. Cake or mimic? Doomed, doomed, cake doom, death, artifice, austerity..." The Barbarian resumes watch, amusing themselves with thoughts of great riches.
#AllegedUniverse
#nightmare
#artifice
#GetOut
#plarp
#AllegedUniverse
#nightmare
#artifice
#GetOut
#plarp
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The artificer, locked in nightmare, unawake but ever at work, mutters, "Cake Mimic Cake. Cake or mimic? Doomed, doomed, cake doom, death, artifice, austerity..." The Barbarian resumes watch, amusing themselves with thoughts of great riches.
#AllegedUniverse
#nightmare
#artifice
#GetOut
#plarp
#AllegedUniverse
#nightmare
#artifice
#GetOut
#plarp
Why does this woman think Denver Riggleman knows where the files are? He does not have the security clearance to access those documents.
August 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
* in the former usa there is a sales event in September that folks call Labor Day. Nobody knows its origins, but nowadays we celebrate by having food delivered to us by laborers who are desperate for that hustle money.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
* in the former usa there is a sales event in September that folks call Labor Day. Nobody knows its origins, but nowadays we celebrate by having food delivered to us by laborers who are desperate for that hustle money.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
"Frightened students seek shelter after Charlie Kirk shooting in Utah"
The goblin war band from Berk
was happy to have so many
of their precious guns everywhere
protecting their goblin fragility
from the people who wanted
fewer guns.
#AllegedUniverse
#goblins
#berks
#pursuitOfHappiness
#plarp
The goblin war band from Berk
was happy to have so many
of their precious guns everywhere
protecting their goblin fragility
from the people who wanted
fewer guns.
#AllegedUniverse
#goblins
#berks
#pursuitOfHappiness
#plarp
Frightened students seek shelter after Charlie Kirk shooting in Utah
Frightened students and others at Utah Valley University raced for shelter after a gunman fired a fatal shot at conservative youth activist Charlie Kirk during an outdoor speaking event at the school ...
apnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"Frightened students seek shelter after Charlie Kirk shooting in Utah"
The goblin war band from Berk
was happy to have so many
of their precious guns everywhere
protecting their goblin fragility
from the people who wanted
fewer guns.
#AllegedUniverse
#goblins
#berks
#pursuitOfHappiness
#plarp
The goblin war band from Berk
was happy to have so many
of their precious guns everywhere
protecting their goblin fragility
from the people who wanted
fewer guns.
#AllegedUniverse
#goblins
#berks
#pursuitOfHappiness
#plarp
"Corporations are people, friend."
-One of the draculas, who knows the law, and the law says corporations are people.
Fuck the law. Law never executed no corporation.
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
#AllegedLaws
#mimics
#draculas
#plarp
-One of the draculas, who knows the law, and the law says corporations are people.
Fuck the law. Law never executed no corporation.
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
#AllegedLaws
#mimics
#draculas
#plarp
September 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Corporations are people, friend."
-One of the draculas, who knows the law, and the law says corporations are people.
Fuck the law. Law never executed no corporation.
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
#AllegedLaws
#mimics
#draculas
#plarp
-One of the draculas, who knows the law, and the law says corporations are people.
Fuck the law. Law never executed no corporation.
#AllegedUniverse
#AllegedNation
#AllegedLaws
#mimics
#draculas
#plarp
August 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
C'mon, there's a "Private Sector?" What are they, a body inspector for Space Force?
Space Force is nerds!
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#PrivateSector
#SpaceForce
#totalDorks
#plarp
Space Force is nerds!
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#PrivateSector
#SpaceForce
#totalDorks
#plarp
Anyone out there in the private sector?
September 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
C'mon, there's a "Private Sector?" What are they, a body inspector for Space Force?
Space Force is nerds!
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#PrivateSector
#SpaceForce
#totalDorks
#plarp
Space Force is nerds!
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#PrivateSector
#SpaceForce
#totalDorks
#plarp
in good TTRPG fashion let me hit that "yes and"
Yes and do not live in fear to not speak your mind how you see fit. Do not be reckless with what you are saying or doing online, that goes for anything really. Do not stop speaking out, just be intentional & of course consider your own personal risks
Yes and do not live in fear to not speak your mind how you see fit. Do not be reckless with what you are saying or doing online, that goes for anything really. Do not stop speaking out, just be intentional & of course consider your own personal risks
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I sure wish that a collective wish of harm falling upon someone was a genuinely... genuine?
...as a literal way of solving our current predicament.
Anyway, thoughts and prayers don't have much effect either way.
Remember: there is no pony.
#pony
#Ginuwine
#notLiteral
#allegedUniverse
#plarp
...as a literal way of solving our current predicament.
Anyway, thoughts and prayers don't have much effect either way.
Remember: there is no pony.
#pony
#Ginuwine
#notLiteral
#allegedUniverse
#plarp
24 hour suspension over!
I will not be repeating what I said to earn it, suffice it to say the mods have proven through their actions that they deem what JK Rowling says about trans people as "wishing harm," and I agree.
So I do hope they stick to that if she ever joins bsky
(Betting they won't!)
I will not be repeating what I said to earn it, suffice it to say the mods have proven through their actions that they deem what JK Rowling says about trans people as "wishing harm," and I agree.
So I do hope they stick to that if she ever joins bsky
(Betting they won't!)
August 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I sure wish that a collective wish of harm falling upon someone was a genuinely... genuine?
...as a literal way of solving our current predicament.
Anyway, thoughts and prayers don't have much effect either way.
Remember: there is no pony.
#pony
#Ginuwine
#notLiteral
#allegedUniverse
#plarp
...as a literal way of solving our current predicament.
Anyway, thoughts and prayers don't have much effect either way.
Remember: there is no pony.
#pony
#Ginuwine
#notLiteral
#allegedUniverse
#plarp
The winner is unimportant, DM of #AllegedUniverse 🔞for biological adults only
August 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The winner is unimportant, DM of #AllegedUniverse 🔞for biological adults only
☮️❤️🔥💯
This is the way.
#CancelEverything.
They didn't care for my commentary in their vaunted social areas, then they don't get to take my money, and money is allegedly literally free speech now.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculasTriumphant
#sunlight
#plarp
This is the way.
#CancelEverything.
They didn't care for my commentary in their vaunted social areas, then they don't get to take my money, and money is allegedly literally free speech now.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculasTriumphant
#sunlight
#plarp
August 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
☮️❤️🔥💯
This is the way.
#CancelEverything.
They didn't care for my commentary in their vaunted social areas, then they don't get to take my money, and money is allegedly literally free speech now.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculasTriumphant
#sunlight
#plarp
This is the way.
#CancelEverything.
They didn't care for my commentary in their vaunted social areas, then they don't get to take my money, and money is allegedly literally free speech now.
#AllegedUniverse
#draculasTriumphant
#sunlight
#plarp
We got... 8 hours on this if my time sense is tingling correctly. So far we're locked in debate over currency values over time and their various exchange rates for handjobs.
It's not looking good, folks.
#AllegedUniverse
#endlessDebate
@infinitescream.bsky.social
#GetOut
#plarp
It's not looking good, folks.
#AllegedUniverse
#endlessDebate
@infinitescream.bsky.social
#GetOut
#plarp
Does anyone know how to get like $12k in 24 hours without losing a kidney or showing bhole or talking to Satan
September 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
We got... 8 hours on this if my time sense is tingling correctly. So far we're locked in debate over currency values over time and their various exchange rates for handjobs.
It's not looking good, folks.
#AllegedUniverse
#endlessDebate
@infinitescream.bsky.social
#GetOut
#plarp
It's not looking good, folks.
#AllegedUniverse
#endlessDebate
@infinitescream.bsky.social
#GetOut
#plarp
What's terrifying is that everyone who is capable of perceiving this threat is pointing fingers at each other and waiting for someone in authority to clean up this mess for them.
That's not how this works.
#AllegedUniverse
#DoTheRightThing
#TakeBackDC
#JoeRogan you are our only hope.
#LiberateTX
That's not how this works.
#AllegedUniverse
#DoTheRightThing
#TakeBackDC
#JoeRogan you are our only hope.
#LiberateTX
Terrifying how the US government is basically run by this particular type now: literal Nazis. It is no longer an exaggeration but US media is still obsessing over how woke the Democrats are/were and how they need to be more transphobic and racist and xenophobic, like old Jack here.
Jack Posobiec, speaking now at NatCon: "New York, our greatest city, is on the precipice of being run by a Zohran Mamdani — I think we realize that something has gone absolutely wrong … As I stand here today, we are less than 10 years away from one of America's great cities being run by a Muhammad."
September 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What's terrifying is that everyone who is capable of perceiving this threat is pointing fingers at each other and waiting for someone in authority to clean up this mess for them.
That's not how this works.
#AllegedUniverse
#DoTheRightThing
#TakeBackDC
#JoeRogan you are our only hope.
#LiberateTX
That's not how this works.
#AllegedUniverse
#DoTheRightThing
#TakeBackDC
#JoeRogan you are our only hope.
#LiberateTX
The people who attacked the Capitol are now in the Capitol and they always intended to declare war on their ideological opponents under the banner of, what... procedure and inertia and confederate grievances and religious bullshit.
#AllegedUniverse
#Allegednation
#flagHugger
#tyranny
#plarp
#AllegedUniverse
#Allegednation
#flagHugger
#tyranny
#plarp
September 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The people who attacked the Capitol are now in the Capitol and they always intended to declare war on their ideological opponents under the banner of, what... procedure and inertia and confederate grievances and religious bullshit.
#AllegedUniverse
#Allegednation
#flagHugger
#tyranny
#plarp
#AllegedUniverse
#Allegednation
#flagHugger
#tyranny
#plarp
The party enountahs a Baahd from down undah.
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#SpikePeter
#supportTheArts
buymeacoffee.com/peterspiker
#plarp
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#SpikePeter
#supportTheArts
buymeacoffee.com/peterspiker
#plarp
Toxicity (System Of A Down cover)
YouTube video by Peter Spiker
www.youtube.com
August 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The party enountahs a Baahd from down undah.
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#SpikePeter
#supportTheArts
buymeacoffee.com/peterspiker
#plarp
#AllegedUniverse
#NPC
#SpikePeter
#supportTheArts
buymeacoffee.com/peterspiker
#plarp
The wizard prepares for potential meet space spelunking much as any warrior would: trimmin' pubes, applying muscle rub, plucking nose hairs, absently swiping at one's philtrum...
#newSensation
#capsaicinCream
#philtrum
#AllegedUniverse
#prep
#plarp
❤️🔥👃🏻😱
#newSensation
#capsaicinCream
#philtrum
#AllegedUniverse
#prep
#plarp
❤️🔥👃🏻😱
August 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The wizard prepares for potential meet space spelunking much as any warrior would: trimmin' pubes, applying muscle rub, plucking nose hairs, absently swiping at one's philtrum...
#newSensation
#capsaicinCream
#philtrum
#AllegedUniverse
#prep
#plarp
❤️🔥👃🏻😱
#newSensation
#capsaicinCream
#philtrum
#AllegedUniverse
#prep
#plarp
❤️🔥👃🏻😱
[I prefer not to respond to/promote substackers rn]
I hear that there are allegations of #rumors that
Trump stole the election in 2020. He threw it to Biden and watched the results get through the courts despite all the evidence of his own people messing with everything.
420257.
#allegedUniverse
I hear that there are allegations of #rumors that
Trump stole the election in 2020. He threw it to Biden and watched the results get through the courts despite all the evidence of his own people messing with everything.
420257.
#allegedUniverse
August 20, 2025 at 9:09 AM
[I prefer not to respond to/promote substackers rn]
I hear that there are allegations of #rumors that
Trump stole the election in 2020. He threw it to Biden and watched the results get through the courts despite all the evidence of his own people messing with everything.
420257.
#allegedUniverse
I hear that there are allegations of #rumors that
Trump stole the election in 2020. He threw it to Biden and watched the results get through the courts despite all the evidence of his own people messing with everything.
420257.
#allegedUniverse
Not all of us in the #secretDojo are ready to make their presence known.
Also: there is no such thing as the Secret Dojo.
All opinions and facts expressed herein are #alleged.
#AllegedUniverse
#stayHidden
#plarp
Also: there is no such thing as the Secret Dojo.
All opinions and facts expressed herein are #alleged.
#AllegedUniverse
#stayHidden
#plarp
August 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Not all of us in the #secretDojo are ready to make their presence known.
Also: there is no such thing as the Secret Dojo.
All opinions and facts expressed herein are #alleged.
#AllegedUniverse
#stayHidden
#plarp
Also: there is no such thing as the Secret Dojo.
All opinions and facts expressed herein are #alleged.
#AllegedUniverse
#stayHidden
#plarp