Breaking my self-imposed rule to ask if anyone can hook me up with the #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy team so I can get one of those red hoodies 'cos they are fire. (No, the official store does not carry screen accurate ones.)
If I gotta do some #CONTENT™️ or something, let me know, y'know? 🖖🏾
If I gotta do some #CONTENT™️ or something, let me know, y'know? 🖖🏾
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Breaking my self-imposed rule to ask if anyone can hook me up with the #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy team so I can get one of those red hoodies 'cos they are fire. (No, the official store does not carry screen accurate ones.)
If I gotta do some #CONTENT™️ or something, let me know, y'know? 🖖🏾
If I gotta do some #CONTENT™️ or something, let me know, y'know? 🖖🏾
The only Minecraft clone to prioritize mechanical depth over stuffing as much Content™ in the game as possible
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The only Minecraft clone to prioritize mechanical depth over stuffing as much Content™ in the game as possible
It’s tough to balance in a AAA video game. On the one hand you’re trying to tell (presumably) an immersive and engrossing story, and on the other you have to meet whatever insane metric the shareholders expect (120 hours of replayable Content™!). Maybe Fable 2 comes closest, for me.
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It’s tough to balance in a AAA video game. On the one hand you’re trying to tell (presumably) an immersive and engrossing story, and on the other you have to meet whatever insane metric the shareholders expect (120 hours of replayable Content™!). Maybe Fable 2 comes closest, for me.
short answer, yes. long answer, it's an issue i notice with a lot of people whose internet jokes get popular regardless of their actual status as creatives. when they make Literally Anything Else, that doesn't satisfy their hunger for relentless Content™ so it doesn't matter.
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 AM
short answer, yes. long answer, it's an issue i notice with a lot of people whose internet jokes get popular regardless of their actual status as creatives. when they make Literally Anything Else, that doesn't satisfy their hunger for relentless Content™ so it doesn't matter.
Because I can't stop trying to test out #CONTENT™️, I might try a Twitch/YouTube/TikTok multistream later on, portrait (which I still say is the WORST way to showcase video games) and landscape and try to monitor all three chats and see what happens.
It'll be Destiny 2 so I don't have to think. 😂
It'll be Destiny 2 so I don't have to think. 😂
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Because I can't stop trying to test out #CONTENT™️, I might try a Twitch/YouTube/TikTok multistream later on, portrait (which I still say is the WORST way to showcase video games) and landscape and try to monitor all three chats and see what happens.
It'll be Destiny 2 so I don't have to think. 😂
It'll be Destiny 2 so I don't have to think. 😂
youtubers like “i ate cheesecake factory for a WEEK” videos are such a funny ridiculous concept to me but like it still makes up half my watchlist. i was born to consume ContentTM.
January 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
youtubers like “i ate cheesecake factory for a WEEK” videos are such a funny ridiculous concept to me but like it still makes up half my watchlist. i was born to consume ContentTM.
🧡 LEXI APPRECIATION POST #2 🧡
Here's some more Lexi Content™ from the past few years! ✨
🔶 portzebie.com #furry #furryart #nsfw #Lexi
Here's some more Lexi Content™ from the past few years! ✨
🔶 portzebie.com #furry #furryart #nsfw #Lexi
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
🧡 LEXI APPRECIATION POST #2 🧡
Here's some more Lexi Content™ from the past few years! ✨
🔶 portzebie.com #furry #furryart #nsfw #Lexi
Here's some more Lexi Content™ from the past few years! ✨
🔶 portzebie.com #furry #furryart #nsfw #Lexi
It's time for the contest community to catch up to the 21st century. The people demand Content™. We want to see the sexiest man imaginable say something horrific about politics and then get beaten up by a trans person with a folding chair.
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It's time for the contest community to catch up to the 21st century. The people demand Content™. We want to see the sexiest man imaginable say something horrific about politics and then get beaten up by a trans person with a folding chair.
It also doesn't accomplish anything. They're not beating the Resistance out of these cities or filling their quotas, they're radicalizing the states against the admin and brutalizing random people. There's no point to any of this except Content™️
January 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It also doesn't accomplish anything. They're not beating the Resistance out of these cities or filling their quotas, they're radicalizing the states against the admin and brutalizing random people. There's no point to any of this except Content™️
I'm currently working on a bunch of personal stuff rn which is why posting's been slow. it shouldn't take me as long as it has before, but i'm letting you know i DO have more Content™ in the works. it'll just take a while.
i know i'm Jon Procrastinator but i SWEAR i'm getting stuff done this time
i know i'm Jon Procrastinator but i SWEAR i'm getting stuff done this time
January 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I'm currently working on a bunch of personal stuff rn which is why posting's been slow. it shouldn't take me as long as it has before, but i'm letting you know i DO have more Content™ in the works. it'll just take a while.
i know i'm Jon Procrastinator but i SWEAR i'm getting stuff done this time
i know i'm Jon Procrastinator but i SWEAR i'm getting stuff done this time
I mean, as a #CONTENT™️ creator, I understand the desire for posting engagement bait. Things that bypass all sense of reason and logic and make us so immediately incandescently angry or annoyed that we just HAVE to quote or repost them…
But come on. Seriously, not like that. Not cute.
But come on. Seriously, not like that. Not cute.
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I mean, as a #CONTENT™️ creator, I understand the desire for posting engagement bait. Things that bypass all sense of reason and logic and make us so immediately incandescently angry or annoyed that we just HAVE to quote or repost them…
But come on. Seriously, not like that. Not cute.
But come on. Seriously, not like that. Not cute.
MEDIA:THREAD:2026
GET READY FOR A NEW YEAR OF CONTENT™
GET READY FOR A NEW YEAR OF CONTENT™
January 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
MEDIA:THREAD:2026
GET READY FOR A NEW YEAR OF CONTENT™
GET READY FOR A NEW YEAR OF CONTENT™
They used to never do this and now its content™️
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
They used to never do this and now its content™️
I’m just crotchety and tired and want to talk with friends online without being bombarded by content™ or brands or advertising. and still: I like sharing my work because I care about it and I want to share in others work too! so we’ve come full circle to…I will start a newsletter this year (I will!)
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I’m just crotchety and tired and want to talk with friends online without being bombarded by content™ or brands or advertising. and still: I like sharing my work because I care about it and I want to share in others work too! so we’ve come full circle to…I will start a newsletter this year (I will!)
appreciate this isn't the usual content™ from me, will return to business as usual now 🫡
just need to celebrate these little wins, y'know?
just need to celebrate these little wins, y'know?
January 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
appreciate this isn't the usual content™ from me, will return to business as usual now 🫡
just need to celebrate these little wins, y'know?
just need to celebrate these little wins, y'know?
You: *trying to reconcile every loose thread, plot hole, and red herring in Stranger Things*
Me: Forget it Jack, it's Content™
Me: Forget it Jack, it's Content™
January 2, 2026 at 12:49 PM
You: *trying to reconcile every loose thread, plot hole, and red herring in Stranger Things*
Me: Forget it Jack, it's Content™
Me: Forget it Jack, it's Content™
You ever have math nightmares of giant cartoon numbers coming to beat you up?
No? Just me? Well in the deck- and dice-builder #Talystro, you combine dice, cards and math to to slay numbers and make it out alive!
#videogames #indiegames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
Instagram
No? Just me? Well in the deck- and dice-builder #Talystro, you combine dice, cards and math to to slay numbers and make it out alive!
#videogames #indiegames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
In #Talystro you use cards, dice and math to defeat numerical enemies. Sometimes the boss level can still surprise you! Playtest video on YouTube now at @urbanbohemian! #videogames #indiegames #Twit...
TikTok video by urbanbohemian
www.tiktok.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
You ever have math nightmares of giant cartoon numbers coming to beat you up?
No? Just me? Well in the deck- and dice-builder #Talystro, you combine dice, cards and math to to slay numbers and make it out alive!
#videogames #indiegames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
Instagram
No? Just me? Well in the deck- and dice-builder #Talystro, you combine dice, cards and math to to slay numbers and make it out alive!
#videogames #indiegames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
Lyrics flowing into my head for a parody "All I Want From #CONTENT™️ is Views" song like... TOO LATE, BRAIN, save that shit for next Xmas.
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Lyrics flowing into my head for a parody "All I Want From #CONTENT™️ is Views" song like... TOO LATE, BRAIN, save that shit for next Xmas.
Has the Empire never heard of #OSHA?! This why I couldn’t work on the Death Star ‘cos I’d be falling on my first day. 😂
#Destiny2 #Destiny2Renegades #StarWars #videogames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
Instagram
#Destiny2 #Destiny2Renegades #StarWars #videogames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
Has the Empire never heard of #OSHA ?! This why I couldn’t work on the Death Star ‘cos I’d be falling on my first day. 😂 #Destiny2 #StarWars #videogames #Twitch
TikTok video by urbanbohemian
www.tiktok.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Has the Empire never heard of #OSHA?! This why I couldn’t work on the Death Star ‘cos I’d be falling on my first day. 😂
#Destiny2 #Destiny2Renegades #StarWars #videogames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
Instagram
#Destiny2 #Destiny2Renegades #StarWars #videogames #Twitch #CONTENT™️
TikTok
YouTube
It felt like a sure thing! WWE was an early adopter of streaming, they'd primed their audience for it, everybody has Netflix, Netflix loves Content™, WWE is on every fucking day of the week. How did it just fucking die on the vine like this? 🤼
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It felt like a sure thing! WWE was an early adopter of streaming, they'd primed their audience for it, everybody has Netflix, Netflix loves Content™, WWE is on every fucking day of the week. How did it just fucking die on the vine like this? 🤼
PSA if you want to continue to enjoy Premium Content™
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
PSA if you want to continue to enjoy Premium Content™
There are 2 things you should know about me…
1: I love deckbuilders.
2: I will take any opportunity to be an absolute goofball for the #CONTENT™️.
If you haven't checked out Bibidi Bibidi! by @indiana-jonas.com you're missing out on a fun game with great art and silly spellcasting mechanics! 💃🏾🪩🪭
1: I love deckbuilders.
2: I will take any opportunity to be an absolute goofball for the #CONTENT™️.
If you haven't checked out Bibidi Bibidi! by @indiana-jonas.com you're missing out on a fun game with great art and silly spellcasting mechanics! 💃🏾🪩🪭
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There are 2 things you should know about me…
1: I love deckbuilders.
2: I will take any opportunity to be an absolute goofball for the #CONTENT™️.
If you haven't checked out Bibidi Bibidi! by @indiana-jonas.com you're missing out on a fun game with great art and silly spellcasting mechanics! 💃🏾🪩🪭
1: I love deckbuilders.
2: I will take any opportunity to be an absolute goofball for the #CONTENT™️.
If you haven't checked out Bibidi Bibidi! by @indiana-jonas.com you're missing out on a fun game with great art and silly spellcasting mechanics! 💃🏾🪩🪭
This morning was my turn to hear from them! Exact same cold pitch and all, wow!
These folks really think we don't all talk to each other. Or more likely, they think that TTRPG players/streamers/influencers are so desperate for something to make #CONTENT™️ about that we'll say yes to anything.
These folks really think we don't all talk to each other. Or more likely, they think that TTRPG players/streamers/influencers are so desperate for something to make #CONTENT™️ about that we'll say yes to anything.
Holy crap, remember the card game that UKGE promoted which used generative AI? The one where we diplomatically pointed out the issues regarding genAI and in reply we got insulted and then blocked?
Just got a cold email from them asking me to play it!
Just got a cold email from them asking me to play it!
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This morning was my turn to hear from them! Exact same cold pitch and all, wow!
These folks really think we don't all talk to each other. Or more likely, they think that TTRPG players/streamers/influencers are so desperate for something to make #CONTENT™️ about that we'll say yes to anything.
These folks really think we don't all talk to each other. Or more likely, they think that TTRPG players/streamers/influencers are so desperate for something to make #CONTENT™️ about that we'll say yes to anything.
Please understand how deeply unserious I am (at times). 😂
While at the same time extremely nerdy to go look up and acquire the precise typeface that MTV used for their music videos. Because if I was gonna do it, I was gonna do it right, dang it.
While at the same time extremely nerdy to go look up and acquire the precise typeface that MTV used for their music videos. Because if I was gonna do it, I was gonna do it right, dang it.
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Please understand how deeply unserious I am (at times). 😂
While at the same time extremely nerdy to go look up and acquire the precise typeface that MTV used for their music videos. Because if I was gonna do it, I was gonna do it right, dang it.
While at the same time extremely nerdy to go look up and acquire the precise typeface that MTV used for their music videos. Because if I was gonna do it, I was gonna do it right, dang it.
If you want to know why I post so rarely it's that I can only make Content™ when I have at least three of these going at the same time
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you want to know why I post so rarely it's that I can only make Content™ when I have at least three of these going at the same time