The Holly, The Ivy and Thom
@mrmoth.bsky.social
Every way you look at this you lose
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Welp, now on to the mind-boggling stupidity.
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This shit is tedious beyond my ability to express but let me start with: "officially" with who? Where is this official board of Christmas Movie Classification?
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This shit is tedious beyond my ability to express but let me start with: "officially" with who? Where is this official board of Christmas Movie Classification?
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think at this point if you're including Diane Abbott - a woman who has never held government office, has been a backbencher since 2020, and is scarcely a government ally - on your list of political wrongdoers, we all know exactly what your real concerns are
Oh you're watching the Budget? Have you always been a dweeb or is this new?
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh you're watching the Budget? Have you always been a dweeb or is this new?
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If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll quite simply say "The OBR released a budget analysis 25 minutes early". Everything else will be a footnote.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll quite simply say "The OBR released a budget analysis 25 minutes early". Everything else will be a footnote.
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
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He admits "causing grievous bodily harm with intent, affray, wounding with intent and attempting to cause grievous bodily harm", while "victims include two babies and six other children". But it's still a "crash" and not an "attack", because whiteness.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
He admits "causing grievous bodily harm with intent, affray, wounding with intent and attempting to cause grievous bodily harm", while "victims include two babies and six other children". But it's still a "crash" and not an "attack", because whiteness.
FT leading the charge on "trying to bully/scare Ireland into NATO", is it?
When it comes to modern war, Ireland is a high-value target: its waters on the western fringe of Europe contain three-quarters of all undersea cables in the northern hemisphere. Despite this, is unprotected and unprepared.
An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
FT leading the charge on "trying to bully/scare Ireland into NATO", is it?
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
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meet up at the crying pole 8pm
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
meet up at the crying pole 8pm
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Hi my friend, Night after night, the freezing air forces us awake 🙏.
Our tent offers no protection.
Hunger never leaves us 💔.
We lost everything, and now we’re holding on with what little strength we have left.
Your support could give us warmth and dignity again.
We need your support and help.
Our tent offers no protection.
Hunger never leaves us 💔.
We lost everything, and now we’re holding on with what little strength we have left.
Your support could give us warmth and dignity again.
We need your support and help.
Please consider making a donation 💚
Your support can help us rebuild, heal, and find hope again after all we’ve endured.
gofund.me
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi my friend, Night after night, the freezing air forces us awake 🙏.
Our tent offers no protection.
Hunger never leaves us 💔.
We lost everything, and now we’re holding on with what little strength we have left.
Your support could give us warmth and dignity again.
We need your support and help.
Our tent offers no protection.
Hunger never leaves us 💔.
We lost everything, and now we’re holding on with what little strength we have left.
Your support could give us warmth and dignity again.
We need your support and help.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
Can't quite articulate how fucked this reporting is.
It comes after our @jessicaelgot.bsky.social revealed that criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury to increase chances of proceedings collapsing - and that govt was planning radical changes to limit jury trials by next election.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Can't quite articulate how fucked this reporting is.
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Maybe I’m petty but choosing not to use the complainants pronouns very much feels like picking a side
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Maybe I’m petty but choosing not to use the complainants pronouns very much feels like picking a side
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Government: save money on expensive juryless trials by just assuming everybody charged by the police is guilty.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Government: save money on expensive juryless trials by just assuming everybody charged by the police is guilty.
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
Feel like the golden era of getting added to spite lists has passed. It's really slowed down from the days when you'd wake up and you'd be on another list of "NAZIS, MAGA, HAMAS, PERVERTS AND TROLLS".
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Feel like the golden era of getting added to spite lists has passed. It's really slowed down from the days when you'd wake up and you'd be on another list of "NAZIS, MAGA, HAMAS, PERVERTS AND TROLLS".
I had no idea there was a 1970 movie version of The Dunwich Horror. Watched about half of it last night - OK, quite a lot of changes but you've got the basic structure in there. Absolutely howling at Dean Stockwell as Wilbur Whateley Who Fucks, though.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I had no idea there was a 1970 movie version of The Dunwich Horror. Watched about half of it last night - OK, quite a lot of changes but you've got the basic structure in there. Absolutely howling at Dean Stockwell as Wilbur Whateley Who Fucks, though.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine