Lady is fined £150 for pouring PART of a cup of coffee down a grid!
Water companies pour MILLIONS of litres of shite into OUR rivers yearly and what happens? Fuck all! 💩👀😱🤬
#CANTMAKEITUP
#KEEPRIVERSCLEAN
Water companies pour MILLIONS of litres of shite into OUR rivers yearly and what happens? Fuck all! 💩👀😱🤬
#CANTMAKEITUP
#KEEPRIVERSCLEAN
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Lady is fined £150 for pouring PART of a cup of coffee down a grid!
Water companies pour MILLIONS of litres of shite into OUR rivers yearly and what happens? Fuck all! 💩👀😱🤬
#CANTMAKEITUP
#KEEPRIVERSCLEAN
Water companies pour MILLIONS of litres of shite into OUR rivers yearly and what happens? Fuck all! 💩👀😱🤬
#CANTMAKEITUP
#KEEPRIVERSCLEAN
This just in: Immigration Judges not part of judiciary.
#cantmakeitup
#cantmakeitup
April 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This just in: Immigration Judges not part of judiciary.
#cantmakeitup
#cantmakeitup
Daily Mail commentary about the Government's betrayal (with the EU) from Richard Littlejohn, who lives in Florida, and Andrew Neil who lives in France. #CantMakeItUp
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Daily Mail commentary about the Government's betrayal (with the EU) from Richard Littlejohn, who lives in Florida, and Andrew Neil who lives in France. #CantMakeItUp
Nice @rogerharrabin on the fact the former head of #OPEC is running this year's UN Climate Change Conference #COP18 #cantmakeitup #Qatar
November 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Nice @rogerharrabin on the fact the former head of #OPEC is running this year's UN Climate Change Conference #COP18 #cantmakeitup #Qatar
Terri Lynn now complaining that Peters outsourced jobs to China. Yes, really. #cantmakeitup
November 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Terri Lynn now complaining that Peters outsourced jobs to China. Yes, really. #cantmakeitup
August 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Struggling w idea a heavily subsidized tech billionaire who can't deliver on time and deals with recalls, is somehow thinking he'll tackle efficiency 🤷🏻♀️😄
#uspolitics #DOGE #elonmusk #trumpadmin #cantmakeitup
#uspolitics #DOGE #elonmusk #trumpadmin #cantmakeitup
November 17, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Struggling w idea a heavily subsidized tech billionaire who can't deliver on time and deals with recalls, is somehow thinking he'll tackle efficiency 🤷🏻♀️😄
#uspolitics #DOGE #elonmusk #trumpadmin #cantmakeitup
#uspolitics #DOGE #elonmusk #trumpadmin #cantmakeitup
August 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🤓Lunchtime Read.
Putin thinks he’s taking over the government of #Ukraine and winning his 3-day war.
#CantMakeItUp
#StandWithUkraine
www.barrons.com/news/putin-c...
Putin thinks he’s taking over the government of #Ukraine and winning his 3-day war.
#CantMakeItUp
#StandWithUkraine
www.barrons.com/news/putin-c...
Putin Calls To Remove Zelensky, 'Finish Off' Ukrainian Troops
Russian President Vladimir Putin called Friday for a "transitional administration" to be put in place in Ukraine and vowed his army would "finish off" Ukrainian troops, in hardline remarks as US Presi...
www.barrons.com
March 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
🤓Lunchtime Read.
Putin thinks he’s taking over the government of #Ukraine and winning his 3-day war.
#CantMakeItUp
#StandWithUkraine
www.barrons.com/news/putin-c...
Putin thinks he’s taking over the government of #Ukraine and winning his 3-day war.
#CantMakeItUp
#StandWithUkraine
www.barrons.com/news/putin-c...
At breakfast. Waitresses name tag says 'Rainwater (Allison)'. #cantmakeitup
November 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
At breakfast. Waitresses name tag says 'Rainwater (Allison)'. #cantmakeitup
Emailed student body: Here are written & GIF directions for checking your library account to see if you have any loans to return.
3 minutes later.
Email from student: Can you please check and see if I have any loans out?
#CantMakeItUp #TLSky #EduSky #SchoolLibrarians #SchoolLibrary
3 minutes later.
Email from student: Can you please check and see if I have any loans out?
#CantMakeItUp #TLSky #EduSky #SchoolLibrarians #SchoolLibrary
ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves
Alt: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves. He puts his face in his hand and shakes his head in a classic "face-palm / SMH" example.
media.tenor.com
May 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Emailed student body: Here are written & GIF directions for checking your library account to see if you have any loans to return.
3 minutes later.
Email from student: Can you please check and see if I have any loans out?
#CantMakeItUp #TLSky #EduSky #SchoolLibrarians #SchoolLibrary
3 minutes later.
Email from student: Can you please check and see if I have any loans out?
#CantMakeItUp #TLSky #EduSky #SchoolLibrarians #SchoolLibrary
We can breath a sigh of relief. Trump’s “spiritual advisor” has handled “the demons” in the economy.🤦♂️🙄
#republicansownit
#resistance #nutjob #bluecrew #voteblue #bluewave #trump #cantmakeitup
#republicansownit
#resistance #nutjob #bluecrew #voteblue #bluewave #trump #cantmakeitup
April 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We can breath a sigh of relief. Trump’s “spiritual advisor” has handled “the demons” in the economy.🤦♂️🙄
#republicansownit
#resistance #nutjob #bluecrew #voteblue #bluewave #trump #cantmakeitup
#republicansownit
#resistance #nutjob #bluecrew #voteblue #bluewave #trump #cantmakeitup
Would @petehegseth.bsky.social also establish a Division of Copy Editing if confirmed? #CantMakeItUp
January 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Would @petehegseth.bsky.social also establish a Division of Copy Editing if confirmed? #CantMakeItUp
I love irony. Love it.
#ProfessionalDevelopment training re: creating accessible content….and the content isn’t accessible.
#Irony never disappoints.
#ThingsAlanisSaidFor500Please #NeverFails #CantMakeItUp
#ProfessionalDevelopment training re: creating accessible content….and the content isn’t accessible.
#Irony never disappoints.
#ThingsAlanisSaidFor500Please #NeverFails #CantMakeItUp
Giggles GIF
Alt: GIF of giggling mustachioed man The GIF is captioned Giggles.
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I love irony. Love it.
#ProfessionalDevelopment training re: creating accessible content….and the content isn’t accessible.
#Irony never disappoints.
#ThingsAlanisSaidFor500Please #NeverFails #CantMakeItUp
#ProfessionalDevelopment training re: creating accessible content….and the content isn’t accessible.
#Irony never disappoints.
#ThingsAlanisSaidFor500Please #NeverFails #CantMakeItUp
There are some really strange immigrants in the US and UK who've forgotten all about their families' migration. #cantmakeitup #PritiPatel #BobbyJindal #NikkiHaley
January 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
There are some really strange immigrants in the US and UK who've forgotten all about their families' migration. #cantmakeitup #PritiPatel #BobbyJindal #NikkiHaley
How is that even under his supposed purview under DOGE???? That is even more audacious.
Here they are projecting that liberals would just arrest him for being. Malignant narcissist megalomaniacs and enabler minions have predictable patterns. The most unfathomable disorienting"cantmakeitup"every day
Here they are projecting that liberals would just arrest him for being. Malignant narcissist megalomaniacs and enabler minions have predictable patterns. The most unfathomable disorienting"cantmakeitup"every day
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
How is that even under his supposed purview under DOGE???? That is even more audacious.
Here they are projecting that liberals would just arrest him for being. Malignant narcissist megalomaniacs and enabler minions have predictable patterns. The most unfathomable disorienting"cantmakeitup"every day
Here they are projecting that liberals would just arrest him for being. Malignant narcissist megalomaniacs and enabler minions have predictable patterns. The most unfathomable disorienting"cantmakeitup"every day
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I met a woman who had just recently been surprised to found out that pro wrestling isn’t actually an authentic competitive sport.
me: OMG, No one tell her about the Harlem Globetrotters.
Her: What about the Harlem Globetrotters?!?
#trueStory #CantMakeItUp #wrestling #HarlemGlobtrotters
me: OMG, No one tell her about the Harlem Globetrotters.
Her: What about the Harlem Globetrotters?!?
#trueStory #CantMakeItUp #wrestling #HarlemGlobtrotters
May 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I met a woman who had just recently been surprised to found out that pro wrestling isn’t actually an authentic competitive sport.
me: OMG, No one tell her about the Harlem Globetrotters.
Her: What about the Harlem Globetrotters?!?
#trueStory #CantMakeItUp #wrestling #HarlemGlobtrotters
me: OMG, No one tell her about the Harlem Globetrotters.
Her: What about the Harlem Globetrotters?!?
#trueStory #CantMakeItUp #wrestling #HarlemGlobtrotters
At breakfast. Waitresses name tag says 'Rainwater (Allison)'. #cantmakeitup
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
At breakfast. Waitresses name tag says 'Rainwater (Allison)'. #cantmakeitup
Trump HHS nominee RFK Jr.:
If you give Black children “resilience” then “the inevitable racism” will “bounce off” them like they are “the Avengers” because “they will be immune to it” and “then we don’t have to stop racism altogether, because we’re never going to be able to do that.”
If you give Black children “resilience” then “the inevitable racism” will “bounce off” them like they are “the Avengers” because “they will be immune to it” and “then we don’t have to stop racism altogether, because we’re never going to be able to do that.”
November 24, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Shopping at Costco. Picked up Christmas tree ornaments. Met a local Santa who told me where to come see him! #Ibelieve #cantmakeitup
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Shopping at Costco. Picked up Christmas tree ornaments. Met a local Santa who told me where to come see him! #Ibelieve #cantmakeitup