Here is the thing: the six fingered man has lines throughout the movie that are delivered extremely deadpan. And then he has to duel puppet Inigo Montoya, pursued by Inigo Montoya.
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Here is the thing: the six fingered man has lines throughout the movie that are delivered extremely deadpan. And then he has to duel puppet Inigo Montoya, pursued by Inigo Montoya.
That was the 1990s, long before Hamilton.
I think the composer/librettist of Hamilton fell victim to 1990s cable television contrarian casting. #Deadpan
I think the composer/librettist of Hamilton fell victim to 1990s cable television contrarian casting. #Deadpan
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
That was the 1990s, long before Hamilton.
I think the composer/librettist of Hamilton fell victim to 1990s cable television contrarian casting. #Deadpan
I think the composer/librettist of Hamilton fell victim to 1990s cable television contrarian casting. #Deadpan
I have actually figured out a short deadpan comedy routine that uses a bunch of the better ones. But that's standup not poetry :) I've never dared perform it either way, I'd be washing egg out of my hair for weeks
January 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I have actually figured out a short deadpan comedy routine that uses a bunch of the better ones. But that's standup not poetry :) I've never dared perform it either way, I'd be washing egg out of my hair for weeks
Other people posted great ones, but my favourite lighthearted moment of his is this from when he's talking about his sister with Sylvain in Hopes lol. Fodlan's premiere deadpan comedian....
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Other people posted great ones, but my favourite lighthearted moment of his is this from when he's talking about his sister with Sylvain in Hopes lol. Fodlan's premiere deadpan comedian....
25: Mr terrific
Another character that's basically just me. Deadpan voice, tech savy and dry humor. He was probably one of the best parts of the movie for me
Another character that's basically just me. Deadpan voice, tech savy and dry humor. He was probably one of the best parts of the movie for me
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
25: Mr terrific
Another character that's basically just me. Deadpan voice, tech savy and dry humor. He was probably one of the best parts of the movie for me
Another character that's basically just me. Deadpan voice, tech savy and dry humor. He was probably one of the best parts of the movie for me
I think it was CS4 that actually deadpan gives you the prompt "select 20 members for your party."
Out of two parties.
Out of two parties.
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I think it was CS4 that actually deadpan gives you the prompt "select 20 members for your party."
Out of two parties.
Out of two parties.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
January 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
:: in deadpan generic Western US dialect ::
It's uh me, it's uh Mario.
It's uh me, it's uh Mario.
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
:: in deadpan generic Western US dialect ::
It's uh me, it's uh Mario.
It's uh me, it's uh Mario.
It’s the deadpan look at the camera that does it for me 😭😭😭😭
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It’s the deadpan look at the camera that does it for me 😭😭😭😭
Val’s expression dropped instantly.
Deadpan, she pointed at the painting nearest to him. “I have a rock on my hand. Do you want the painting or not? You’re wasting my time.”
Olly blinked, surprised. That hadn’t worked at all.
#ValGen3
Deadpan, she pointed at the painting nearest to him. “I have a rock on my hand. Do you want the painting or not? You’re wasting my time.”
Olly blinked, surprised. That hadn’t worked at all.
#ValGen3
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Val’s expression dropped instantly.
Deadpan, she pointed at the painting nearest to him. “I have a rock on my hand. Do you want the painting or not? You’re wasting my time.”
Olly blinked, surprised. That hadn’t worked at all.
#ValGen3
Deadpan, she pointed at the painting nearest to him. “I have a rock on my hand. Do you want the painting or not? You’re wasting my time.”
Olly blinked, surprised. That hadn’t worked at all.
#ValGen3
His deadpan the vees spinoff joke
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
His deadpan the vees spinoff joke
idk if this is my favorite *favorite* but it's the first one that popped into my head, and that's gotta be worth something, man
anyway. i love this show of humor because dedue knows what he's doing, knows he's fucking with felix for the fun of it, but his portrait is so deadpan lol
anyway. i love this show of humor because dedue knows what he's doing, knows he's fucking with felix for the fun of it, but his portrait is so deadpan lol
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
idk if this is my favorite *favorite* but it's the first one that popped into my head, and that's gotta be worth something, man
anyway. i love this show of humor because dedue knows what he's doing, knows he's fucking with felix for the fun of it, but his portrait is so deadpan lol
anyway. i love this show of humor because dedue knows what he's doing, knows he's fucking with felix for the fun of it, but his portrait is so deadpan lol
It oddly sounds like a deadpan British positive adjective.
"That wine was quite beating."
"I just watched an absolutely beating new show this week."
Etc
"That wine was quite beating."
"I just watched an absolutely beating new show this week."
Etc
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
It oddly sounds like a deadpan British positive adjective.
"That wine was quite beating."
"I just watched an absolutely beating new show this week."
Etc
"That wine was quite beating."
"I just watched an absolutely beating new show this week."
Etc
A Knives Out comedy movie would be called Wake Up Deadpan
January 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
A Knives Out comedy movie would be called Wake Up Deadpan
Kaza was deadpan the whole time but the interpreter was laughing his ass off.
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Kaza was deadpan the whole time but the interpreter was laughing his ass off.
Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.
January 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The end is near. Or at least, the book is.
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
The Tribulation Survival Guide drops January 13, 2026 — a deadpan field manual for surviving the Rapture, the Antichrist, plagues, false prophets, and all the chaos American Christianity promised us.
Details: https://loom.ly/UMpGu8w
Was deadpan while getting my haircut and the person had to be like “do… do you like it? You’ve been quiet for a while…” i apologized bc i was dissassociating.
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Was deadpan while getting my haircut and the person had to be like “do… do you like it? You’ve been quiet for a while…” i apologized bc i was dissassociating.
Isa looks at Fexa with a deadpan look before getting a shit eating grin at the opportunity to mess with the fox.
"Really? Well I don't see a difference soooo..."
"Really? Well I don't see a difference soooo..."
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Isa looks at Fexa with a deadpan look before getting a shit eating grin at the opportunity to mess with the fox.
"Really? Well I don't see a difference soooo..."
"Really? Well I don't see a difference soooo..."
I think i’m going to work on unmasking this year but specifically to my boss every time she does some utter bullshit that warrants me to deadpan stare her in the face.
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I think i’m going to work on unmasking this year but specifically to my boss every time she does some utter bullshit that warrants me to deadpan stare her in the face.
I feel like this one needs a deadpan reply/follow up to really bang. like a "nobody laugh at that." or sumn
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I feel like this one needs a deadpan reply/follow up to really bang. like a "nobody laugh at that." or sumn
They are, and I particularly love Akram's deadpan humor.
January 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
They are, and I particularly love Akram's deadpan humor.
*tearfully* Strong Bad... do you think of me as your little sister...
*deadpan* I told you once before, I think of you as a two-legged elephant. Now get outta here Whiny Wumpus, I just decided its guy's night within fifty feet of me, which means no soggy little sisters within at least that radius.
*deadpan* I told you once before, I think of you as a two-legged elephant. Now get outta here Whiny Wumpus, I just decided its guy's night within fifty feet of me, which means no soggy little sisters within at least that radius.
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
*tearfully* Strong Bad... do you think of me as your little sister...
*deadpan* I told you once before, I think of you as a two-legged elephant. Now get outta here Whiny Wumpus, I just decided its guy's night within fifty feet of me, which means no soggy little sisters within at least that radius.
*deadpan* I told you once before, I think of you as a two-legged elephant. Now get outta here Whiny Wumpus, I just decided its guy's night within fifty feet of me, which means no soggy little sisters within at least that radius.