That’s Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
That’s Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.
*Insert Doofenshmirtz two nickels meme here*
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
*Insert Doofenshmirtz two nickels meme here*
Brother, everything is phoning home and your data is being sent over to doofenshmirtz evil Incorporated right now!!! Clearly, you should dox yourself here so we can continue this conversation over carrier pigeons, we can't let big tech win!!!!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Brother, everything is phoning home and your data is being sent over to doofenshmirtz evil Incorporated right now!!! Clearly, you should dox yourself here so we can continue this conversation over carrier pigeons, we can't let big tech win!!!!!!!!!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Is it a camel or sheep?
Everyone else: It’s fluffy and cute and that’s enough for us.
Everyone else: It’s fluffy and cute and that’s enough for us.
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Is it a camel or sheep?
Everyone else: It’s fluffy and cute and that’s enough for us.
Everyone else: It’s fluffy and cute and that’s enough for us.
Perimenopause is easily identifible by its wearing of a jaunty fedora while fighting Dr Doofenshmirtz.
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Perimenopause is easily identifible by its wearing of a jaunty fedora while fighting Dr Doofenshmirtz.
If there was ever a live action Phineas and Ferb movie, he would be a great Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
If there was ever a live action Phineas and Ferb movie, he would be a great Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dude is like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. He's going to use is tariff-inator until he conquers the entire Tri-State area!
The U.S Government is now threatening fellow NATO members with 10% tariffs, rising to 25% on 1st June, if we don’t hand Greenland to the mad Emperor in the White House.
I wonder if most Americans even know this is happening?
Under no circumstances should we cave to this economic warfare.
I wonder if most Americans even know this is happening?
Under no circumstances should we cave to this economic warfare.
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Dude is like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. He's going to use is tariff-inator until he conquers the entire Tri-State area!
Honorable mention to Dr. Heinz "Professor Time" Doofenshmirtz as well though it's not anywhere close to the levels of bad luck the Murphy men have though I wouldn't be surprised if Doof was distantly related to them but that's a whole 'nother discussion.
January 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Honorable mention to Dr. Heinz "Professor Time" Doofenshmirtz as well though it's not anywhere close to the levels of bad luck the Murphy men have though I wouldn't be surprised if Doof was distantly related to them but that's a whole 'nother discussion.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Unfortunately this episode didn't have a Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Unfortunately this episode didn't have a Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
Anyway, I haven't posted Doofenshmirtz Piss Post in a minute.
Have Doofenshmirtz Piss Post
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... Granted neither hold up to my Doofenshmirtz Piss Post, but I digress
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January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Anyway, I haven't posted Doofenshmirtz Piss Post in a minute.
Have Doofenshmirtz Piss Post
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By that, I mean that I think there's actually an argument you could make that the reason the VMs first instinct was to turn to creating an uprising and overthrowing and killing humans was them taking on aspects of their creator - Doofenshmirtz.
January 17, 2026 at 1:13 AM
By that, I mean that I think there's actually an argument you could make that the reason the VMs first instinct was to turn to creating an uprising and overthrowing and killing humans was them taking on aspects of their creator - Doofenshmirtz.
Today I learned that `Outer Stroke` is a thing in DaVinci Resolve & I am LOVING LIFE!
Editing a Tumblr Sexyman 2025 part, with #Doofenshmirtz & #MrAntTenna being the top 2 contenders!
#PhineasAndFerb #Deltarune
Editing a Tumblr Sexyman 2025 part, with #Doofenshmirtz & #MrAntTenna being the top 2 contenders!
#PhineasAndFerb #Deltarune
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Today I learned that `Outer Stroke` is a thing in DaVinci Resolve & I am LOVING LIFE!
Editing a Tumblr Sexyman 2025 part, with #Doofenshmirtz & #MrAntTenna being the top 2 contenders!
#PhineasAndFerb #Deltarune
Editing a Tumblr Sexyman 2025 part, with #Doofenshmirtz & #MrAntTenna being the top 2 contenders!
#PhineasAndFerb #Deltarune
Carl directly called Doofenshmirtz Evil inc "DEI" in the new episode I won
January 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Carl directly called Doofenshmirtz Evil inc "DEI" in the new episode I won
Me: *Reading to 6yo*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz...you know the TV show...did I say that right?
6yo: *pats me on the head*
It's ok, mom. You'll learn to read good some day. I'm proud of you for trying.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz...you know the TV show...did I say that right?
6yo: *pats me on the head*
It's ok, mom. You'll learn to read good some day. I'm proud of you for trying.
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Me: *Reading to 6yo*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz...you know the TV show...did I say that right?
6yo: *pats me on the head*
It's ok, mom. You'll learn to read good some day. I'm proud of you for trying.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz...you know the TV show...did I say that right?
6yo: *pats me on the head*
It's ok, mom. You'll learn to read good some day. I'm proud of you for trying.
Apropos of nothing that this has become an online thing just tickles me
"“If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I’d only have two nickels. But, weird that it’s happened twice,”
Thankyou Doofenshmirtz
"“If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I’d only have two nickels. But, weird that it’s happened twice,”
Thankyou Doofenshmirtz
January 16, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Apropos of nothing that this has become an online thing just tickles me
"“If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I’d only have two nickels. But, weird that it’s happened twice,”
Thankyou Doofenshmirtz
"“If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I’d only have two nickels. But, weird that it’s happened twice,”
Thankyou Doofenshmirtz
Anunciaron la producción de una tercer película de Phineas y Ferb
Está historia se enfocara en que Doofenshmirtz crea un invento de viaje en el tiempo que hace que elimine el momento en que la madre de Phineas y el padre de Ferb se conozcan
#PhineasYFerb
Está historia se enfocara en que Doofenshmirtz crea un invento de viaje en el tiempo que hace que elimine el momento en que la madre de Phineas y el padre de Ferb se conozcan
#PhineasYFerb
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Anunciaron la producción de una tercer película de Phineas y Ferb
Está historia se enfocara en que Doofenshmirtz crea un invento de viaje en el tiempo que hace que elimine el momento en que la madre de Phineas y el padre de Ferb se conozcan
#PhineasYFerb
Está historia se enfocara en que Doofenshmirtz crea un invento de viaje en el tiempo que hace que elimine el momento en que la madre de Phineas y el padre de Ferb se conozcan
#PhineasYFerb
If I had a nickel for every time I had to help catch a bird in my house after it fell down the chimney...
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I had to help catch a bird in my house after it fell down the chimney...
Doofenshmirtz ass backstory
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Doofenshmirtz ass backstory
You say what's happening defies belief Governor, but I'm also sitting here TRYING to not Doofenshmirtz TWO nickels marginalized people murdered in your state by "law enforcement" only to have protestors attacked by the President of the United States.
But don't escalate. Hey! Two more nickels!
But don't escalate. Hey! Two more nickels!
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
You say what's happening defies belief Governor, but I'm also sitting here TRYING to not Doofenshmirtz TWO nickels marginalized people murdered in your state by "law enforcement" only to have protestors attacked by the President of the United States.
But don't escalate. Hey! Two more nickels!
But don't escalate. Hey! Two more nickels!
Yeah it would be funny.
But if you wanted to reference the Doofenshmirtz meme, you could have drawn Teto with a HUGE loaf of bread or a baguette sillouette prottunding from her stomach, like Perry with the cheese
But if you wanted to reference the Doofenshmirtz meme, you could have drawn Teto with a HUGE loaf of bread or a baguette sillouette prottunding from her stomach, like Perry with the cheese
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Yeah it would be funny.
But if you wanted to reference the Doofenshmirtz meme, you could have drawn Teto with a HUGE loaf of bread or a baguette sillouette prottunding from her stomach, like Perry with the cheese
But if you wanted to reference the Doofenshmirtz meme, you could have drawn Teto with a HUGE loaf of bread or a baguette sillouette prottunding from her stomach, like Perry with the cheese
To be honest, I hadn't given much thought to the chronology, since I based it on a Dr. Doofenshmirtz meme, But if I had to place it in the timeline, it would be before she starts gaining weight, although it would be fun to draw Miku in a corset and, while hiding from the public, reveal her belly.
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
To be honest, I hadn't given much thought to the chronology, since I based it on a Dr. Doofenshmirtz meme, But if I had to place it in the timeline, it would be before she starts gaining weight, although it would be fun to draw Miku in a corset and, while hiding from the public, reveal her belly.
Donald Trump : Greenland :: Heinz Doofenshmirtz : The Tri-State Area
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Donald Trump : Greenland :: Heinz Doofenshmirtz : The Tri-State Area
2026 is weird
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
2026 is weird