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deadparentswhatnow.com
Tomorrow's newsletter won't be the usual fare! Instead of history, I'll be dedicating The Columbarium to questions I wish I could have asked my dead parents. Plus, book launch events! Sign up: deadparentswhatnow.com/newsletter

#newsletter #deathpositive #gallowshumor #bookstagram #estateplanning
Old-fashioned white and lime green text on a dark gray background reads: I often joke that I couldn't have written my book without my parents—or rather, I couldn't have written it *with* them. The Columbarium. deadparentswhatnow.com/newsletter
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
itsjustbeej.bsky.social
Folks, I have good news. After ICE deports most of the people that grow and harvest our food, we’ve got a backup

#gallowshumor
A sticker that reads, “ICE IS FOOD! safeice.org MEMBER INTERNATIONAL PACKAGED ICE ASSOCIATION All ICE should be this good”
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#gallowshumor
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#fightoligarchy #elbowsup #gallowshumor #funnybuttrue
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
bluesky.awakari.com
# periodictable # sciencehumor # gallowshumor # funny

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November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#periodictable #sciencehumor #gallowshumor #funny
Period Table square #74, Wtf, 186.207, The Element of Surprise!
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
grandmooo.bsky.social
I can still crack a joke mid meltdown and that's why everyone is lucky to have me in their lives

It's that #gallowshumor
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
bigmamamendo.bsky.social
Because I'm a huge, terminally online history nerd with a vicious streak, it occurred to me last night that Blaire White may have spent the last nine months feverishly Googling "The Night of Long Knives" and I found it morbidly amusing! #GallowsHumor
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
HAPPY THANKSGIVING WEEKEND, CANADA!
#thanksgiving #patriarchy #gallowshumor #metacrisis
"My favorite season is the Fall of the Patriarchy"
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
rolliebear.bsky.social
Dark humor joke in 3,2,1

This is the episode of Dennis the Menace where Dennis kills Mr. Wilson.

#gallowshumor #darkhumor
#howimcoping
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#gallowshumor #fightoligarchy #ITCrowd #elbowsup
Moss from the TV show IT crowd on the 'phone asking "Have you tried turning the United States off and back on again?"
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
dizgraceland.bsky.social
Don't sweat the small stuff. Just Grin and Bury it! #halloween #grimreaper #gallowshumor
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September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
kerri-fyffe.bsky.social
Just dropped my new fiction. CYtC is a high-concept sci-fi masquerading as a darkly funny litrpg.

Find it on Royal Road.

#litrpg #gallowshumor #royalroad #strongfemalelead
September 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
bobfmonk.bsky.social
You know the problem with satire in 2025? It's dead – figuratively of course – not like Charlie Kirk, who finally became the victim he always imagined himself to be.

(Sorry not sorry, zero-day gallows humor is my favorite)

#charliekirk #gallowshumor #conspiracy #satire
bobfmonk.bsky.social Bob F. Monk @bobfmonk.bsky.social · Sep 11
I posit that they were aiming for his ear and missed. Given the miraculous pace of Trump’s ear healing, should we anticipate Charlie Kirk’s resurrection – and if so, when?

Would an undead Charlie Kirk roaming the country be cause for concern? Then again, he’d be more harmless. Never mind.
two men in suits and ties are talking in front of a fire hose sign
ALT: two men in suits and ties are talking in front of a fire hose sign
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
harmonygritz.bsky.social
Sadly accurate #GallowsHumor
mikeelgan.bsky.social Mike Elgan @mikeelgan.bsky.social · Sep 9
Law enforcement tool of the moment: the Family Guy skin color chart.
www.techdirt.com/2025/09/09/s...
September 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #thisistheend #crisis #tv #resignation #gallowshumor
This is a captionless, black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A dinosaur reclines on a rock, holding a remote control while watching television. On the screen, a meteor is shown streaking through the sky toward a prehistoric landscape. The same scene is happening outside the television at that very moment, with a meteor descending over the actual horizon.
August 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#gallowshumor
Text: "Crowd gathers for the unveiling of the Donald Trump statue." Image: a crowd of pigeons.
August 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#gallowshumor #fightoligarchy
Drawing of stick figures floating above a cityscape and someone in the foreground watching. Text: "Then one day, all the Trump-loving Evangelicals were "raptured" up into the sky in their little red caps. And they were never seen or heard from again. It was beautiful."
August 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ajboyack.bsky.social
“This is a government agency, and I don’t think its website should be hijacked by liberals to brainwash people into thinking that all men are created equal, or that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights.”
#satire #GallowsHumor
August 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ajboyack.bsky.social
“Justice is a discriminatory form of woke cultural Marxism that has no place in our Justice Department,” Bondi said …“Anyone who says … that we should promote dangerous ideals that imply Americans will be treated with dignity or compassion in the eyes of the law—is sadly mistaken.” #GallowsHumor
earlymodjustice.bsky.social Holly Brewer @earlymodjustice.bsky.social · Aug 14
Brilliant satire @theonion.com:
“Attorney General Pam Bondi directed her department to comb through all its articles, images, videos, and social media posts to remove any ‘un-American, leftist propaganda’ related to upholding the rule of law, keeping the nation safe, or protecting citizen’s rights”
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its webs...
theonion.com
August 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#gallowshumor
"Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick."
August 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
rolandmau.bsky.social
#brennaquinlan #gallowshumor #fighttheoligarchy #metacrisis
Pie chart titled "Recommended Compost Ratios". Small section "water", larger section "green materials", equally larger section "Brown materials", small section "air", half the pie chart "The rich (Bezos, Z-berg, Musk etc)
August 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
lifeboatacademy.bsky.social
#RobertBrault #apocaloptimist #metacrisis #artofliving #mentalhealth #gallowshumor
A social post from @lifeboatacademy which says: "Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's more like a cha-cha." — Robert Brault
August 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
thejestpress.bsky.social
ICE Explains Hanging Incident as “New Employee Wellness Program” Gone Wrong

#Satire #ImmigrationNews #ICE #NotTheOnion #GallowsHumor By: TheJestPress.com **ICE Announces Bold New Wellness Program: "Hanging in There" Takes Tragic Turn** In a move that raised eyebrows, conjured side-eyes, and…
ICE Explains Hanging Incident as “New Employee Wellness Program” Gone Wrong
#Satire #ImmigrationNews #ICE #NotTheOnion #GallowsHumor By: TheJestPress.com **ICE Announces Bold New Wellness Program: "Hanging in There" Takes Tragic Turn** In a move that raised eyebrows, conjured side-eyes, and rocketed public trust to *unprecedented subterranean levels*, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) announced today that one of its detainees was found “hanging by the neck” in a facility—prompting the agency to clarify that their new “Hang in There!” mental wellness campaign was *never* meant to be taken literally.
thejestpress.com
August 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM