B J. Witkin
itsjustbeej.bsky.social
B J. Witkin
@itsjustbeej.bsky.social
The guy with the one letter name.

#uglydogs
Second-best LEFT-HANDED OUTFIELDER born in Donora on Nov. 21.
One of my favorite random baseball oddities is that Ken Griffey Jr. is the 2nd best ballplayer to be born on November 21st in Donora, PA.
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Second-best LEFT-HANDED OUTFIELDER born in Donora on Nov. 21.
One of my favorite random baseball oddities is that Ken Griffey Jr. is the 2nd best ballplayer to be born on November 21st in Donora, PA.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The only surprising thing in this story is that the accounts aren’t all based in Russia. Maybe they’re outsourcing?

Also it reminds me of a certain plot point in the most recent Superman movie.
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Cents
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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if you're cold, they're cold. let them in
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Kara Swisher uses a phrase that goes something like, “Always confident; frequently wrong” to describe AI.

I think she’s also used it to describe the tech billionaire class.
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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"Have you lying, unprofessional jerks at ABC, considered that the teens were annoying? That a lot of people didn’t even like those teens very much? That those teens had bad vibes and probably would have grown up to have even worse vibes?"
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, about t...
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November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This is the way!
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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A turducken,

but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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It’s very funny to me that he apparently considers this detail exculpatory www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/s...
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just another reason I don’t do Thanksgiving with my family
"Forget that your aunt is an elitist who is forever tainted by that semester she worked as an adjunct at Dartmouth, and pivot to something everyone can agree on, like how excited you are to grab a slice of her famous Sweet Potato Pie."
How to Survive Thanksgiving With Your Not-Quite-Leftist-Enough Family
Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and—let’s face it—fighting. And if your Thanksgiving is anything like mine, you know what it’s like to...
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November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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He’s been there for over an hour now. Someone send coffee and waffles please. I’m suffering. #Caturday
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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OBEY
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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[Dog show announcer voice]

The Labrador Retriever is actually a product of Newfoudland, not Labrador. Labrador Retrievers are friendly, outgoing companions who like to eat deer poop and mostly ignore you while you try to take their picture.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM