One of my friends a long time ago told me that in their little slice of character worldbuilding, the moon is a whale and since then every worldbuilding setting I've made the moon has been a whale. Moons are whales now. Non whale moons are a myth.
HL3 being released because of *magic* is also good.
HL3 being released because of *magic* is also good.
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
One of my friends a long time ago told me that in their little slice of character worldbuilding, the moon is a whale and since then every worldbuilding setting I've made the moon has been a whale. Moons are whales now. Non whale moons are a myth.
HL3 being released because of *magic* is also good.
HL3 being released because of *magic* is also good.
Tell that to the Half-Life fandom. Mfs think they were getting HL3 at the game awards this year but all they got was insanity and ↜𐊙𒀰𒆾𒉛𖽗 𒆾↜
Next year my ass it's been 20 FUCKING YEARS 😭
Next year my ass it's been 20 FUCKING YEARS 😭
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Tell that to the Half-Life fandom. Mfs think they were getting HL3 at the game awards this year but all they got was insanity and ↜𐊙𒀰𒆾𒉛𖽗 𒆾↜
Next year my ass it's been 20 FUCKING YEARS 😭
Next year my ass it's been 20 FUCKING YEARS 😭
Makes me wonder what a non VR HL3 would look like now that ladder and valve turning animations are more atandard in the industry. Can you even do barrel and crate see-saw puzzles any more?
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Makes me wonder what a non VR HL3 would look like now that ladder and valve turning animations are more atandard in the industry. Can you even do barrel and crate see-saw puzzles any more?
Meanwhile HL fans are know for waiting for HL3, while Quake fans:
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Meanwhile HL fans are know for waiting for HL3, while Quake fans:
hl3 would be soo awesome
January 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
hl3 would be soo awesome
Un deseo egoísta sería que salga HL3 porque sino me reviento la cabeza de un tiro. Un deseo para todos es que explote rápido la burbuja AI y el precio del hardware no se vaya a la mierda
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Un deseo egoísta sería que salga HL3 porque sino me reviento la cabeza de un tiro. Un deseo para todos es que explote rápido la burbuja AI y el precio del hardware no se vaya a la mierda
They were all hoping that hl3 would be announced at the game awards this year When it didn’t happen the subreddit proceeded to fall into madness
(It’s not even hyperbole it’s genuine madness)
(It’s not even hyperbole it’s genuine madness)
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
They were all hoping that hl3 would be announced at the game awards this year When it didn’t happen the subreddit proceeded to fall into madness
(It’s not even hyperbole it’s genuine madness)
(It’s not even hyperbole it’s genuine madness)
they say we might actually get HL3 soon for what that's worth
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
they say we might actually get HL3 soon for what that's worth
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Du er ikke på hl3 hypetrain?
January 3, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Du er ikke på hl3 hypetrain?
the only half life spinoff outside of blue shift I want canon is Decay and that gina and Colette show up and then make out in HL3
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
the only half life spinoff outside of blue shift I want canon is Decay and that gina and Colette show up and then make out in HL3
I played the better part of the last year and it was incredible. Totally next level. HL3 can't come soon enough
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I played the better part of the last year and it was incredible. Totally next level. HL3 can't come soon enough
Speaking of the gonarch, has there ever been an explanation of the gonarch/headcrab ecology? No. This is because, outside of the actual writers and artists, no-one at Valve gave fuck one about story/lore. It was all something to just hang game mechanics on. This is the reason for HL3 taking so long.
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Speaking of the gonarch, has there ever been an explanation of the gonarch/headcrab ecology? No. This is because, outside of the actual writers and artists, no-one at Valve gave fuck one about story/lore. It was all something to just hang game mechanics on. This is the reason for HL3 taking so long.
pure unadulterated spitballing here but maybe hl3 comes out (lol) and then the immersive sim genre is revitalized and they make a new deus ex :-)
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
pure unadulterated spitballing here but maybe hl3 comes out (lol) and then the immersive sim genre is revitalized and they make a new deus ex :-)
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for i=24,33+k*6do
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line()for e=1,#q,4do
line(q[e]*l+q[e+2]*k+x,q[e+1]*l+q[e+3]*k+i)end
end
end
?"hl3?"
h(63,63,56,m|6144)flip()goto _
for i=24,33+k*6do
for x=23,30do
line()for e=1,#q,4do
line(q[e]*l+q[e+2]*k+x,q[e+1]*l+q[e+3]*k+i)end
end
end
?"hl3?"
h(63,63,56,m|6144)flip()goto _
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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for i=24,33+k*6do
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line()for e=1,#q,4do
line(q[e]*l+q[e+2]*k+x,q[e+1]*l+q[e+3]*k+i)end
end
end
?"hl3?"
h(63,63,56,m|6144)flip()goto _
for i=24,33+k*6do
for x=23,30do
line()for e=1,#q,4do
line(q[e]*l+q[e+2]*k+x,q[e+1]*l+q[e+3]*k+i)end
end
end
?"hl3?"
h(63,63,56,m|6144)flip()goto _
HL3 release date rumours
[0001437] Year in announcement date is always current year
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
HL3 release date rumours
Years ago my love for half life and my hatred for gamers came at a stand when I decided I prefer hl3 never coming out because it'll make them sad
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Years ago my love for half life and my hatred for gamers came at a stand when I decided I prefer hl3 never coming out because it'll make them sad
it's nice seeing PC gamers turn on AI because ram prices have postponed the steam machine (and ostensibly hl3) release indefinitely hehe
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 AM
it's nice seeing PC gamers turn on AI because ram prices have postponed the steam machine (and ostensibly hl3) release indefinitely hehe
I lost a bet that HL3 would be announced by the end of 2025. Sam Altman owes me 60 fucking dollars.
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I lost a bet that HL3 would be announced by the end of 2025. Sam Altman owes me 60 fucking dollars.
its 2026 and yknow what that means
hl3 tomorrow is BACK on the menu
hl3 tomorrow is BACK on the menu
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
its 2026 and yknow what that means
hl3 tomorrow is BACK on the menu
hl3 tomorrow is BACK on the menu
So far no Valve news, I hope we would get a Valve and HL3 news as soon as possible as I’m manifesting it!
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
So far no Valve news, I hope we would get a Valve and HL3 news as soon as possible as I’m manifesting it!
so like
what even gave half life fans the idea that hl3 was going to be announced at the game awards?
what even gave half life fans the idea that hl3 was going to be announced at the game awards?
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
so like
what even gave half life fans the idea that hl3 was going to be announced at the game awards?
what even gave half life fans the idea that hl3 was going to be announced at the game awards?
looking forward to seeing egg on all your faces when steam machine launches with hl3 in Q1 and there isn't any egg on mine (nobody is arguing against me) (trying to create problems where there aren't any) (i'm right)
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 PM
looking forward to seeing egg on all your faces when steam machine launches with hl3 in Q1 and there isn't any egg on mine (nobody is arguing against me) (trying to create problems where there aren't any) (i'm right)