#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens
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They'd probably think it more as rescuing a fellow owlien...

#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

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February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens can they sing me to their lieder
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February 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens I’m so weird they’d assume I was one of their own. My last girlfriend actually said I had a heavenly body. Her actual words were “it’s like nothing on earth” but we knew what she meant.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens and on that note, I must go to shower, breakfast b4 I go to work ( yes I'm retired but I've been reactivated whilst my daughter our MD is away in Japan). Nice to be wanted again.
See you tomorrow at 0700 or later today for more fun.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:16 AM

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February 10, 2026 at 7:10 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens would they allow me to carry on hashtag gaming? If not, I refuse to go
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

I would not Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

I'd want to show them my memes
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens would they serve Smash for supper
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February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

ask Is this one of your?
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

One question

Who does the probing?
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February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens could they take @sidneypaget.bsky.social too, so he can explain to them why he never bought a round on Earth?
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February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

Please let it be Soon!

Just give me a couple of hours notice to pack.
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens would they take me to a Galaxy far far away?
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ....
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February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens I Hope they’d be friendly
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February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

Have to ask is their name Alan.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens how would Temu deliver my sex doll?
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens can the introduce me to ET and Grogu
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

I would have to ask which Country they are taking me to.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens It would be a wonderful way to get out of buying @donquiotext.bsky.social a drink
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens can they take me to their leader
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM