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They'd probably think it more as rescuing a fellow owlien...

#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

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2 barn owl babies looking very much like aliens.
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
strumstrum.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens can they sing me to their lieder
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 60min):
💨x2* - epstein 🔓
💨x150 - 1﹐697
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x76 - seltsamen
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x37 - wachsen
💨x36 - pflanzen
💨x34 - 437
💨x31 - verification
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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[PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 AM
teeheetee.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens I’d be really happy
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February 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens I’m so weird they’d assume I was one of their own. My last girlfriend actually said I had a heavenly body. Her actual words were “it’s like nothing on earth” but we knew what she meant.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens and on that note, I must go to shower, breakfast b4 I go to work ( yes I'm retired but I've been reactivated whilst my daughter our MD is away in Japan). Nice to be wanted again.
See you tomorrow at 0700 or later today for more fun.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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🚀 BlueSky trending hashtags (15m):

#fotovorschlag #nsfw #photography #art #섹블 #gay #oddcouples #birds #birdoftheday #aiイラスト #aiart #nature #oc #섹트 #ifiweretobeabductedbyaliens
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x1* - epstein 🔓
💨x26 - 1﹐697
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x22 - verification
💨x18 - pflanzen
💨x17 - wachsen
💨x17 - seltsamen
💨x14 - drafts
💨x13 - 売り子
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): epstein*, 1﹐697, ukraine*, verification, pflanzen, wachsen, seltsamen, drafts, 売り子, gaza*, 下書き, banger, nitro, maxwell, democracy*, 437, 祝日, vonn, stellen, minns, dienstag, abrazo, 発熱, 後方, 守り, シャンパン, martes, ghislaine, gateway, floppy, discord, dinsdag, denton, connects, cambios, 2/10, 広がる, 学級, 学ぶ, ブー, シェア, グレー, クリエイター, vergangenen, svým, streeting, smashing, renamed, reflexión, peas, o'hara, nsw, massie, lindsey, landslide, korruption, kiwami, inmigrantes, género, enables, conversa, clemency, cactus, bunny's, bounty, ansonsten, 980, 27°f, 2026/02/10, 2026-02-10, 02/10, 점심, 생각함, 생각하면, 사람들은, 노래, 預け, 野党, 遠征, 自愛, 祈る, 知性, 男の子, 水色, 整形, 挫折, 手動, 戦略, 戦利, 年度, 左派, 口調, 効く, 刷っ, 保た, ローソン, ルメール, リス, ボディ, ノベルティ, トロヴァトーレ, タワー, コト, キツイ, ウォーターリヒト, どんなに, でかく, こめ, おも, يا, şüpheli, được, zetten, więcej, who'd, wes, wenden, wasserman, warehouses, w/a, vicious, valentín, uzun, utilisé, unidad, underwater, tutuklandı, tuesday, sumar, suele, strategie, steuern, slash, skate, sinon, siguiente, short-term, sensation, searches, satz, sarwar, ruft, rode, rire, riot, rican, restraint, resignation, repulsive, regla, realizes, ps2, prs, processed, pledge, plazas, piden, philips, pear, partijen, ongeval, olympic, offense, objetivo, monaten, mcp, males, logan, leerdam, leder, jutta, jeffery, izquierdas, israelí, ioc, integral, initiatives, informoval, idoia, hvad, huff, hombres, holt, hilo, helm, halftime, half-time, hagan, günstiger, grammar, gorton, gehören, gare, fibre, fez, explores, ensures, enforced, effectivement, drained Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): wip, horny, indiedev, ifiweretobeabductedbyaliens, birds, badbunny, nsfwart, hazbinhotel, cybersecurity, birdoftheday, รับงานเชียงใหม่, wildlife, unjourunephoto, realnsfw, oddcouples, indiegames, ไซด์ไลน์เชียงใหม่, twink, superbowl, gayart, freepalestine, 975, 육변기, เชียงใหม่รับงาน, นวดนาบเชียงใหม่, uk, olympics, israel, formula1, felizmartes, dogsofbluesky, discord, bdsm, anal, 협박플, 마조, 남존여비, うち, wquers, wales, vgencomm, thicktrunktuesday, tattoo, startup, protest, photobruary, palestine, pa, nintendo, nbasky, minecraft, masturbation, ireland, gooning, genocide, games, fascism, f12026, camgirl, bluezicos, blog, biodiversity, bigboobs, 39;encima, 39, 1496, 조련, 젖소, 암퇘지, 스팽, 수치플, 상납, 빈유, 복종, 발정, 미션, 멜돔, 라인, 광대플, 가축, 東京ゲームショウ, 東京, 小説, 好き, 大阪, 一次創作, セラピスト, コスプレ, イラスト#イラスト, おはよう, หมอนวดเชียงใหม่, สาวรับงานเชียงใหม่, นัดเย็ดเชียงใหม่, ชุมชนนักวาด, zwangsarbeit, zardデビュー記念日, zard, xotaawards, writesky, worship, wordle1697, winterolympics, windows, whalealert, wellbeing, webcomic, watercolour, warhammer, vox, viralnews, viral, violence, vinyl, valentinesday, vacature, uspoli, urban, tummytuesday, ts, troconuds, trivia, trap, transporn, transnsfw, transit, thisday, testicletuesday, testbank, terriertuesday, technews, taldiacomavui, t20worldcup2026, t20worldcup, superbowllx, subway, submissive, starmer, squareword1471, spring, socks, sockfetish, smalltits, sizesky, shindanmaker, sexe, sensewrds, selectedindie80, seahawks, scary, road, review, realestate, racism, queerart, politica, pitchreport, pintosaward, pintoawards, pintoaward, phishing, petite, penis, pcengine, paypig, pass, pakistan, paars, openaccess, onlinesafety, oc#oc, nycnews, nyc, nurselife, nsw, novel, nipples, nintendoswitch2, münchen, moda, miqote, milanocortina2026, mercados, meloni, mecfs, marvel, manchesterunited, man, male, macron, loveanddeepspace, llamaherd, llamagrama, kleurindenatuur, jobs, italy, illust, iceout, heron, helluvaboss, hazbinhotelvox Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 🇵🇷, 🏰, 🫴, 🫥, 🦷, 🥁, 🤫, 🤘🏻, 🛌, 🔭, 🔬, 🔐, 🐼, 🐛, 🐀, 🏫, 🍕, 🌴, 🇵🇱, 🇮🇱, 🆔, ✍🏼, ⚒️, ⏬, 🫶🏼, 🫵🏻, 🪓, 🩹, 🧎, 🦥, 🦠, 🦝, 🦔, 🦁, 🥷, 🥱, 🥢, 🥒, 🥋, 🤦🏻‍♀️, 🤟, 🤘, 🙏🏾, 🙏🏽, 🙋🏻, 🙀, 😧, 😦, 🕶️, 🔫, 🔤, 🔟, 🔒, 📱, 📕, 📄, 📂, 💿, 💵, 💠, 💟, 💝, 👼, 👐, 👍🏽, 👍🏼, 🐟, 🏮, 🏩, 🏙️, 🏅, 🎬, 🎨, 🎦, 🌳, 🌚, 🌕, 🌐, 🌁, 🌀, 🇻🇪, 🇵🇪, 🇳🇱, 🇲🇽, 🇨🇺, 🇦🇷, 🆘, ㊗, ⬆, ✏️, ⛽, ⏫, ↘ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens would they allow me to carry on hashtag gaming? If not, I refuse to go
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

I would not Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
tjttotal.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

I'd want to show them my memes
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens would they serve Smash for supper
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February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
tjttotal.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

Can it be soon?
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February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

ask Is this one of your?
February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
tjttotal.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

One question

Who does the probing?
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February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens could they take @sidneypaget.bsky.social too, so he can explain to them why he never bought a round on Earth?
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February 10, 2026 at 7:07 AM
jester-of-chaos.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

Please let it be Soon!

Just give me a couple of hours notice to pack.
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens would they take me to a Galaxy far far away?
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away ....
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February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens I Hope they’d be friendly
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February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

Have to ask is their name Alan.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
darrylcat.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens how would Temu deliver my sex doll?
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens can the introduce me to ET and Grogu
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 AM
neilp78.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens

I would have to ask which Country they are taking me to.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
sidneypaget.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens It would be a wonderful way to get out of buying @donquiotext.bsky.social a drink
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM
donquiotext.bsky.social
#IfIWereToBeAbductedByAliens can they take me to their leader
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 AM