#ItsWhatPlantsCrave
Private communications should remain private…but it’s up to you to ensure that happens.

#communications #privacy #censorship #cybersecurity #surveillance #hackers #brawndo #itswhatplantscrave
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I have a feeling The Walking Dead is gonna shoot back to #1 on the charts, when american societal breakdown really starts kicking in.

#thebigpoweroutage
#itswhatplantscrave
August 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just waiting for the Brawndo to hit the shelves . . .

#ItsWhatPlantsCrave
July 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
April 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Idiocracy was their inspiration the whole fucking time.

#ItsWhatPlantsCrave
February 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I just ate three salted soft pretzels and chugged two Powerade zeros, now I'm going back to bed.

#fuckmigraines
#icravesalt
#electrolytes
#itswhatplantscrave
#brawndo
#migraineawareness
#morethanaheadache
#suckstobeme
#welcometocostco
#iloveyou
February 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
These are the nuanced and subtextual actions that gave way to full blown idiocracy.

#ItsWhatPlantsCrave
Here comes a Republican bill, in just the nick of time, to prop up the collapsing value by trading $100 billion of Fort Knox gold for the Dunning-Krugerrand crapto-currency known as Bitcoin.

This is the sort of looting of public assets that took place after the Soviet Union collapsed.
BREAKING | Bitcoin value plunges amid major market worries
February 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So now that we live in the Upside Down, I mean Idiocracy, this means I pour it on plants right? #Brawndo #Idiocracy #ItsWhatPlantsCrave
January 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Idiocracy....its got electrolytes! #itswhatplantscrave
January 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Next we’re going to start putting Gatorade on all of our crops because RFK says plants crave electrolytes. 🙃🧪🌱
#Idiocracy #Brawndo #ItsWhatPlantsCrave
December 3, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Here’s the thing. These types of headlines generate clicks but I think it’s pretty clear that these people don’t care what you’ve done or the content of your moral character. They care whether or not you will be a yes man to Trump. #itswhatplantscrave
November 16, 2024 at 6:04 PM
With the flurry of ridiculous cabinet positions announced this week, I am assigning my students this documentary. #ItsWhatPlantsCrave #Trump and his idiot cronies
November 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
How long until we're watering fields with Prime or whatever, you think? #itswhatplantscrave
November 14, 2024 at 2:33 AM
How long into RFKs term until he replaces water with Gatorade? #itswhatplantscrave
November 7, 2024 at 4:08 AM
PLEASE confirm that the Brookhaven team has been calling the additive "Brawndo."

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March 13, 2024 at 10:25 PM