Clever posts of yore:
@williamader
"I read the #news today holy crap!"
- John Lennon, if writing "A Day in the Life" today
@LeahsLounge
It’s not so much ‘ #dating ’, but more like fostering men until they find their forever homes.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@williamader
"I read the #news today holy crap!"
- John Lennon, if writing "A Day in the Life" today
@LeahsLounge
It’s not so much ‘ #dating ’, but more like fostering men until they find their forever homes.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Clever posts of yore:
@kashanacauley
At least we’ve discovered time travel by getting five hundred years worth of news every two minutes.
@Rlpihl
Due to a typo I was raised by a stay-at-home mop
@tinynietzsche
I have tested positive for schadenfreude
#typo #timetravel
@kashanacauley
At least we’ve discovered time travel by getting five hundred years worth of news every two minutes.
@Rlpihl
Due to a typo I was raised by a stay-at-home mop
@tinynietzsche
I have tested positive for schadenfreude
#typo #timetravel
October 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Clever posts of yore:
@kashanacauley
At least we’ve discovered time travel by getting five hundred years worth of news every two minutes.
@Rlpihl
Due to a typo I was raised by a stay-at-home mop
@tinynietzsche
I have tested positive for schadenfreude
#typo #timetravel
@kashanacauley
At least we’ve discovered time travel by getting five hundred years worth of news every two minutes.
@Rlpihl
Due to a typo I was raised by a stay-at-home mop
@tinynietzsche
I have tested positive for schadenfreude
#typo #timetravel
Fired from retail. $200K in student debt. Hunted by the Debt Police.
Kashana Cauley’s "The Payback" is a darkly funny heist novel about fighting back when the system’s already stacked against you.
@kashana.bsky.social @atriabooks.bsky.social
#ThePayback #KashanaCauley #Booksky
bit.ly/45HCMWr
Kashana Cauley’s "The Payback" is a darkly funny heist novel about fighting back when the system’s already stacked against you.
@kashana.bsky.social @atriabooks.bsky.social
#ThePayback #KashanaCauley #Booksky
bit.ly/45HCMWr
How to Rob a System That’s Already Robbing You
This novel is “Ocean’s Eleven,” if Danny Ocean had just lost a minimum wage job and had $200,000 in student debt
bit.ly
August 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Fired from retail. $200K in student debt. Hunted by the Debt Police.
Kashana Cauley’s "The Payback" is a darkly funny heist novel about fighting back when the system’s already stacked against you.
@kashana.bsky.social @atriabooks.bsky.social
#ThePayback #KashanaCauley #Booksky
bit.ly/45HCMWr
Kashana Cauley’s "The Payback" is a darkly funny heist novel about fighting back when the system’s already stacked against you.
@kashana.bsky.social @atriabooks.bsky.social
#ThePayback #KashanaCauley #Booksky
bit.ly/45HCMWr
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Clever posts of yore:
@friedmanjon
I've been trying to throw away my garbage can for 7 months.
@snowdoge
What do you call a rich person I am about to consume?
Merrill LUNCH.
@kashanacauley:
We're officially down to three branches of government. The executive, the judicial, & the NRA.
#funny
@friedmanjon
I've been trying to throw away my garbage can for 7 months.
@snowdoge
What do you call a rich person I am about to consume?
Merrill LUNCH.
@kashanacauley:
We're officially down to three branches of government. The executive, the judicial, & the NRA.
#funny
June 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Clever posts of yore:
@friedmanjon
I've been trying to throw away my garbage can for 7 months.
@snowdoge
What do you call a rich person I am about to consume?
Merrill LUNCH.
@kashanacauley:
We're officially down to three branches of government. The executive, the judicial, & the NRA.
#funny
@friedmanjon
I've been trying to throw away my garbage can for 7 months.
@snowdoge
What do you call a rich person I am about to consume?
Merrill LUNCH.
@kashanacauley:
We're officially down to three branches of government. The executive, the judicial, & the NRA.
#funny
Clever posts of yore:
@bartandsoul
My heart says yes, but my ankle monitor says no
@kashanacauley
Sometimes I wake up, see that black people can’t vote and are getting killed by police while others defend confederate statues and wonder what it would be like if the Union had won the #CivilWar.
@bartandsoul
My heart says yes, but my ankle monitor says no
@kashanacauley
Sometimes I wake up, see that black people can’t vote and are getting killed by police while others defend confederate statues and wonder what it would be like if the Union had won the #CivilWar.
June 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Clever posts of yore:
@bartandsoul
My heart says yes, but my ankle monitor says no
@kashanacauley
Sometimes I wake up, see that black people can’t vote and are getting killed by police while others defend confederate statues and wonder what it would be like if the Union had won the #CivilWar.
@bartandsoul
My heart says yes, but my ankle monitor says no
@kashanacauley
Sometimes I wake up, see that black people can’t vote and are getting killed by police while others defend confederate statues and wonder what it would be like if the Union had won the #CivilWar.
Clever posts of yore:
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@pondhockeypro
I know I'm old when I have to enter my birth year on a website and just spin scroll it like the Price is Right wheel.
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
#funny
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@pondhockeypro
I know I'm old when I have to enter my birth year on a website and just spin scroll it like the Price is Right wheel.
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
#funny
May 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Clever posts of yore:
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@pondhockeypro
I know I'm old when I have to enter my birth year on a website and just spin scroll it like the Price is Right wheel.
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
#funny
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@pondhockeypro
I know I'm old when I have to enter my birth year on a website and just spin scroll it like the Price is Right wheel.
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
#funny
That “jump to recipe” button is always suspect…
March 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
That “jump to recipe” button is always suspect…
RT:
@sketchesbyboze
so far the “roaring twenties” is turning out to have a lot more nightmare pandemics and a lot fewer Long Island parties and flappers with bobbed hair dancing the Charleston than I had expected.
@kashanacauley
The presidential debates will continue until morale improves.
@sketchesbyboze
so far the “roaring twenties” is turning out to have a lot more nightmare pandemics and a lot fewer Long Island parties and flappers with bobbed hair dancing the Charleston than I had expected.
@kashanacauley
The presidential debates will continue until morale improves.
March 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
RT:
@sketchesbyboze
so far the “roaring twenties” is turning out to have a lot more nightmare pandemics and a lot fewer Long Island parties and flappers with bobbed hair dancing the Charleston than I had expected.
@kashanacauley
The presidential debates will continue until morale improves.
@sketchesbyboze
so far the “roaring twenties” is turning out to have a lot more nightmare pandemics and a lot fewer Long Island parties and flappers with bobbed hair dancing the Charleston than I had expected.
@kashanacauley
The presidential debates will continue until morale improves.
RT:
@Jenny4ashley
"Goodnight moon"
Moon: BUT MOM
@JennyPentland
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@drunknerdpro
On a scale of 1 to "trying to give a cat a bath," how difficult is it to maintain a relationship?
#funny
@Jenny4ashley
"Goodnight moon"
Moon: BUT MOM
@JennyPentland
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@drunknerdpro
On a scale of 1 to "trying to give a cat a bath," how difficult is it to maintain a relationship?
#funny
October 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
RT:
@Jenny4ashley
"Goodnight moon"
Moon: BUT MOM
@JennyPentland
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@drunknerdpro
On a scale of 1 to "trying to give a cat a bath," how difficult is it to maintain a relationship?
#funny
@Jenny4ashley
"Goodnight moon"
Moon: BUT MOM
@JennyPentland
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@drunknerdpro
On a scale of 1 to "trying to give a cat a bath," how difficult is it to maintain a relationship?
#funny
3 tweets of yore:
@LeahsLounge
It’s not so much ‘dating’, but more like fostering men until they find their forever homes.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@chimneyspotter
GRANDPA: I did unspeakable things to survive the war
ME: I don't like the dark chunks of tuna
@LeahsLounge
It’s not so much ‘dating’, but more like fostering men until they find their forever homes.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@chimneyspotter
GRANDPA: I did unspeakable things to survive the war
ME: I don't like the dark chunks of tuna
October 9, 2024 at 2:56 PM
3 tweets of yore:
@LeahsLounge
It’s not so much ‘dating’, but more like fostering men until they find their forever homes.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@chimneyspotter
GRANDPA: I did unspeakable things to survive the war
ME: I don't like the dark chunks of tuna
@LeahsLounge
It’s not so much ‘dating’, but more like fostering men until they find their forever homes.
@kashanacauley
Be the final straw you want to see in the world.
@chimneyspotter
GRANDPA: I did unspeakable things to survive the war
ME: I don't like the dark chunks of tuna
First of all, Rize changed its brunch menu, and the thing I’ve gotten for years is no longer available.
But I was very brave about it this morning and found something else to order. I don’t know who’s in charge of organizing a parade to celebrate me for that; I’ll wait patiently but expectantly.
But I was very brave about it this morning and found something else to order. I don’t know who’s in charge of organizing a parade to celebrate me for that; I’ll wait patiently but expectantly.
October 4, 2024 at 10:01 PM
First of all, Rize changed its brunch menu, and the thing I’ve gotten for years is no longer available.
But I was very brave about it this morning and found something else to order. I don’t know who’s in charge of organizing a parade to celebrate me for that; I’ll wait patiently but expectantly.
But I was very brave about it this morning and found something else to order. I don’t know who’s in charge of organizing a parade to celebrate me for that; I’ll wait patiently but expectantly.
3 tweets of yore:
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@MelvinofYork
I just scorched the hell out of my tongue biting into a hot pocket but fortunately I was able to soothe the pain with the icy center
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@MelvinofYork
I just scorched the hell out of my tongue biting into a hot pocket but fortunately I was able to soothe the pain with the icy center
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
May 12, 2024 at 3:30 PM
3 tweets of yore:
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@MelvinofYork
I just scorched the hell out of my tongue biting into a hot pocket but fortunately I was able to soothe the pain with the icy center
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
@avainwordland
You can’t fix everything, you’re not a giant asteroid.
@MelvinofYork
I just scorched the hell out of my tongue biting into a hot pocket but fortunately I was able to soothe the pain with the icy center
@kashanacauley
Waiting until tomorrow, when moms are 75% off.
Just preordered this on the bet that it’s hilarious. https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1518591685080477696
November 28, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Just preordered this on the bet that it’s hilarious. https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1518591685080477696
Their servers. Their choice. https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1445108142438821897
January 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Their servers. Their choice. https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1445108142438821897
@GreatNorthFOX is wonderful. Watched with my daughter. Congrats to all involved!
@WendyMolyneux @LibbyMolyneaux @trumpetcake @kevinseccia . @gabedelahaye @kashanacauley
@WendyMolyneux @LibbyMolyneaux @trumpetcake @kevinseccia . @gabedelahaye @kashanacauley
November 6, 2024 at 7:56 PM
@GreatNorthFOX is wonderful. Watched with my daughter. Congrats to all involved!
@WendyMolyneux @LibbyMolyneaux @trumpetcake @kevinseccia . @gabedelahaye @kashanacauley
@WendyMolyneux @LibbyMolyneaux @trumpetcake @kevinseccia . @gabedelahaye @kashanacauley
November 28, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Dems: We need more enthusiasm for our party.
Voters: *lavish support on @SenSanders, @BetoORourke, @IlhanMN, @AOC*
Dems: No, not like that. Have you looked at Biden/Lieberman in 2020? https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1083781982541230080
Voters: *lavish support on @SenSanders, @BetoORourke, @IlhanMN, @AOC*
Dems: No, not like that. Have you looked at Biden/Lieberman in 2020? https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1083781982541230080
November 15, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Dems: We need more enthusiasm for our party.
Voters: *lavish support on @SenSanders, @BetoORourke, @IlhanMN, @AOC*
Dems: No, not like that. Have you looked at Biden/Lieberman in 2020? https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1083781982541230080
Voters: *lavish support on @SenSanders, @BetoORourke, @IlhanMN, @AOC*
Dems: No, not like that. Have you looked at Biden/Lieberman in 2020? https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1083781982541230080
Hahahahaha. This was great @kashanacauley . The graveside humor I needed today, to get my strength up for #resist #shutdowngitmo and all of it.
December 5, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Hahahahaha. This was great @kashanacauley . The graveside humor I needed today, to get my strength up for #resist #shutdowngitmo and all of it.
was never going to be an idea that sat right with enormous sectors of the population?THANK YOU @kashanacauley for voicing this @nytopinion
December 6, 2024 at 12:34 AM
was never going to be an idea that sat right with enormous sectors of the population?THANK YOU @kashanacauley for voicing this @nytopinion
sitting out #WomenBoycottTwitter, suggest instead to follow these folks #FF @eveewing @notfolu @proseb4bros @freeblackgirl @kashanacauley
November 11, 2024 at 7:12 AM
sitting out #WomenBoycottTwitter, suggest instead to follow these folks #FF @eveewing @notfolu @proseb4bros @freeblackgirl @kashanacauley