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Pussyfoot

Never seen one that size
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Sloe Gasm

Prosecco and sloe gin

Surely, it may be better to speed it up?
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#MockACocktail damn it!!! This Gargle Blaster isn't even Bi-Galactic
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Shirley You Can’t Be Serious Temple #MockACocktail
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` surely , you can 't be serious '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` surely , you can 't be serious '' .
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How bout a Slow Awkward Dry Hump Up Against a Temporary Barricade
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Schlong Island Iced Tea

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Orange Russian
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