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Dumbbellini #MockACocktail  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Wrong Island Ice Tea #MockACocktail  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Caipiranha

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November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Pussyfoot

Never seen one that size
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Nojito #MockACocktail  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Stench 75 #MockACocktail  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Sloe Gasm

Prosecco and sloe gin

Surely, it may be better to speed it up?
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Aperol Shitz #MockACocktail  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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#MockACocktail damn it!!! This Gargle Blaster isn't even Bi-Galactic
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Chin Jizz #MockACocktail  @KitLively
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Let's play #MockACocktail on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Peach Baloney #MockACocktail  @KitLively
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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How can I make fun of 'Rita when the bar's already so low?

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November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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#MockACocktail Come on Harvey, our wives talk all the time. You could maybe slap a countertop.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Grimosa

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two women wearing sunglasses are drinking orange juice .
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November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x43 - sauer
💨x23 - gorsuch
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x18 - spanberger
💨x18 - mississippi
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x16 - mamdani's
💨x16 - 1﹐600
💨x12 - zohran's
*🔓 = Unlocked Emergency Words (see img)

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Word Cloud; its top words (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): democracy*, sauer, gorsuch, ukraine*, spanberger, mississippi, gaza*, mamdani's, 1﹐600, zohran's, zohran, youngkin, tacky, fawkes, dershowitz, virginia's, mayor-elect, mamdani, bonfire, victories, mamdami, ieepa, gunpowder, alastor, supermajority, solicitor, socialista, sliwa, night's, lina, copium, taped, statewide, sauer's, rebuke, debra, daycare, comunista, bey, 2025-11-05, キュレネ, spa, sotomayor, signage, shein, rigging, nyc's, muslim, mond, lammy, justices, infantino, humpday, gubernatorial, debs, cricut, concession, xolo, vivek, vendetta, turnout, tsunami, trânsito, traumatizing, taurus, sweep, socialist, sherrill, saudis, roo, redhead, ratchet, portnoy, plazo, oust, niffty, laboratory, hump, governor-elect, gendarmes, fraser, fifa, dumont, disarray, dinners, delegates, delegate, cuomo's, cuomo, bloodbath, badlands, all's, @katmabu.bsky.social, 開拓, 赤ちゃん, 無双, 必須, 含む, שאני, yorkers, yorker, yesterday's, yesilgoz, willkommen, weisz, wanders, victory, tirs, terminei, tariffs, talento, supermoon, subconscious, streeting, soziale, smeared, shellacking, sharia, sencillo, seeker, schizophrenia, sadiq, retained, regulating, printer, oval, oprah, off-year, nyc, non-profit, může, mixes, mayor, maternity, margin, maan, lune, l'ordre, kavanaugh, isaacman, irmã, inject, homegoods, georgia, flipped, filibuster, expresses, enhorabuena, earle-sears, depressão, depicting, deixe, curtis, consciente, ciattarelli, chão, belediye, beholden, bedeutung, beaver, barrett, attackers, arguments, angelina, agendas, affordability, adultos, acb, abigail, 3e, 11/05/2025, 05/11/2025, 麻痺, 降り, 贅沢, 苦しん, 美人, 箇所, 真ん中, 殆ど, 書籍, 料金, 控え, 授業, 戦っ, 役割, 居場所, 向かう, 同期, 全身, 供給, リセット, アラスター, のち, くろ, おまえ, والله, часто, лучше, лише Hashtag Cloud; its hashtagged words/phrases (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): mamdani, humpday, hazbinhotel, questpit, cdnpoli, cop30, scotus, theview, mockacocktail, hazbinhotelspoilers, ya, nyc, xbox, witchsky, wishlistwednesday, uspol, hazbinhotelseason2, fullmoon, economy, bluewave, 유부녀, 게이, zohranmamdani, writers, wolfwednesday, virginia, vforvendetta, texas, spahn, silksong, putin, onpoli, onepiece, netflix, life, latex, humanatm, health, hazbinhotels2spoilers, ff14, fdt, ebook, dragon, discover, democrats, cinema, cdu, blacksky, abstractart, 878, 80, 2025, ㄱㅇ, wordpress, wishlist, vinylrecords, varietystreamer, uspolitics, usdemocracy, thicc, tariff, swearherin, sustainability, supremecourt, streetart, smile, shopsmall, sf, retrogames, releasethefiles, progressives, primordial, portugal, pastpuzzle, openai, nj, neverpoilievre, mindset, micropoetry, meditation, lyricsprompt2025, lyricsprompt, ksdh, kindnessmatters, joy, hope, hazbinhotels2, guyfawkes, gh, europa, election2025, election, crochet, commsopen, christmas, bskyart, bonfirenight, 7syllablesentence, 협박, 지인능욕, 조련, 조교, 자지, 보지, 미시, 고해성사, 歴史, 映画, 新人, ドット絵, últimahora, özdemir, yes, yeg, xivafterdark, writerscommunity, worldbuilding, workout, work, words, wlw, witcher3, wipwednesday, whiskerswednesday, whalesub, werewolves, wellness, web3, wdwpicoftheday, washington, warhammercommunity, walletdrain, wagonwednesday, wagenknecht, vvd, vr, vinyladdict, view, unjourunephoto, ucl, ubisoft, tsunamiday, trade, toulouse, tories, tokyo, time, the, tgcf, techforgood, tcg, tav, tattoos, talesof, superman, sudan, submission, stroking, stickerart, stars, splatoon3, sora, solo, softwaredevelopment, software, socks, social, shows, shindanmaker, shein, shareyourweather, sea, sciencefiction, sandy, sandrabullock, ryzenaimax388, rvthereyet, russland, rougethebat, roses, riseup, rhoslc, resilience, report, repo, releasethetrumpepsteinfiles, reggae, redsox, redraw, redesign, readers, radiostatic, queerart, quebec, pvp, psychology, ps4, prop50, prompt, project2025 Emoji Cloud; its emojis (sorted by weighted frequency, descending): 🗃️, 🕹️, 🌕, ✡️, 🪓, 🧙‍♂️, 🦔, 🦂, 🥔, 🤞🏼, 🙏🏿, 🙌🏿, 🗽, 🔷, 🔌, 🐭, 🐖, 🏝️, 🌊, 🇦🇪, ⚠, ♉, ⏬, ⌛, 🫳, 🪜, 🪖, 🧾, 🧚‍♀️, 🧑‍🍳, 🧍‍♀️, 🧊, 🦵, 🦫, 🦜, 🦌, 🥱, 🥗, 🥃, 🥂, 🤷🏾‍♀️, 🤦🏽, 🤥, 🤞🏻, 🤙🏻, 🤌🏽, 🛢️, 🛡, 🛠️, 🚻, 🚺, 🚪, 🚜, 🚘, 🚍, 🙌🏼, 🙋🏻‍♀️, 🗨️, 🗓, 🗂️, 🖕🏽, 🖕, 🖐️, 🖐, 🖌️, 🕑, 🔽, 🔶, 🔨, 🔋, 📞, 📗, 💅🏾, 💃🏽, 💃🏻, 👸, 👌🏽, 👌🏻, 👋🏾, 👊🏾, 👂, 🐬, 🐠, 🐜, 🏡, 🏛️, 🎟, 🎆, 🌳, 🌮, 🇳🇬, 🇯🇵, 🇪🇺, ➕, ✝️, ✒️, ✍, ✊🏾, ✊🏼, ⚜️, ♣️, ☪️, ↕, 8️⃣, 7️⃣, 3⃣, 2⃣ Emoji Legend 💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day) 🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.) [PREVIOUSLY USED] ⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating" ⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above) ⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane] 💬# | 10min Post Count 🆎# | 10min Word Count 🙂# | 10min Emoji Count
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Bloody Hell Mary #MockACocktail @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Bahama Yo Mama #MockACocktail  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Shirley You Can’t Be Serious Temple #MockACocktail
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` surely , you can 't be serious '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` surely , you can 't be serious '' .
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November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Grimlet #MockACocktail  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
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November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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How bout a Slow Awkward Dry Hump Up Against a Temporary Barricade
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Whiskey Sewer #MockACocktail  @KitLively
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Schlong Island Iced Tea

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November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Daiquireeeeeee!

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a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a building .
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November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Orange Russian
Broken hinge with one side hanging. The hanging side has a face and hair that is a caricature of Trump.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM