#WULFERHAMPTON
Sorry
Most of my scouser mates have a sense of humour...
Or aren't in #wulferhampton before coffee o'clock
February 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
It’s all change in Wulferhampton, the Tithes are turning 👍
February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
You really are a pleasure 🙏

So very #wulferhampton

When can we expect the first bubonic plague victims?
I'll alert @thelatrines.bsky.social

Those bodies won't bury themselves!
Possibly! We were rooting around in his cupboards for biccies earlier and might have left infected leavings about the place 😍
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Oh Kate!

How very true.
Have you been busy or bored of social media?
Not seen you in wulferhampton for a while x
It's very freeing when you stop putting up with people's nonsense.
February 18, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Jacket Potato day, would be brilliant, I might suggest it in wulferhampton
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Waking up on this Wednesday that is like a Tuesday because Monday was a holiday. #Wulferhampton
a baby is laying on the ground in a pile of leaves with the words `` i dont wanna '' .
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February 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Good morning Kate, hope you are a bit happier now, and we are lunatics in wülferhampton
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Morning Ash & all #Wülferhampton especially the downtrodden serfs !✊

The Leopards Gate Collective want me to pass on thanks to Mayor Rob * as they are managing to put on a bit of weight, even with the natural erosion ** of appendages that is their wont !

* Big thanks to Robin
** Bits falling off
February 18, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Morning Popetato & happy official birthday 🎂🎁🎉
Morning to other assorted lunatics, er I mean citizens, of Wülferhampton 😁
February 18, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Good morning Ash and all of Wulferhampton, Grandchildren have gone home now. Today I will be doing sod all..
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February 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Yeah
Usually do
But wulferhampton nowt but politics today

Put me off my breakfast!
Was gonna do a big fry up!
Hattie gone back to sleep in boredom
😆 🤣
February 18, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Good morning Ash, and Wülferhampton!
February 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Good morning, dear Popetato Ash and the wonderful #Wülferhampton weirdos 😘
Thank you for your support the last days. Feeling human*, again.
Having a quiet birthday with the Viking.

*ish
February 18, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Shedcoin XSC the new Wulferhampton crypto offering
February 18, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Good Wednesday peeling to you and all in Wülferhampton. Day 4,599,543 of rain here in Normandie
February 18, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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If all the political pundits are done, let's get moving #wulferhampton

Morning bardy
Are you doing your Morning tai chi?

If not, here's 5.02 minutes of boogie warm up

Brothers, sisters, one day we'll all be free
#BlackHistoryMonth
#choons
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February 18, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Good morning, Tatie McSpudPope of Nodge, Wulferhampton and all places where baby steps are trod!
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February 18, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Good morning Ash and wonderful wallies of Wülferhampton, happy 🐪 day. Happy official birthday dear Popetato
February 18, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Good morning wulferhampton have a wonderful Ash Wednesday. As deemed in the Holy King Edward Recipe Book ,Today is my official birthday*,We'll if King Fat Fingers can have one so can I 😆 🤣 😂 😹

* my real birthday is in September byw
February 18, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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Prayers for a quick recovery 🙏

Is everyone OK today in #wulferhampton

Nowt but fkin political debate here today!
February 18, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Well it’s all an approximation using standard Wulferhampton currency units.

You might prefer brussel sprouts for a more uniform size?
February 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Goodnight #Wülferhampton
Thank goodness for you and your brand of sanity. ❤️
February 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Has anyone from #Wulferhampton ever actually seen a potato?
February 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Or the more traditional #wulferhampton currency.

The potato?
February 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Looks like a nice spot

And yes

We missed you, a lot of us have had a tough winter.

I stick to the #wulferhampton feed and try to stay upbeat
Xx
Hattie says hi 👋
February 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM