i’ll overdose on plan b before a mf call me his babymomma
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i’ll overdose on plan b before a mf call me his babymomma
Not sure what rule numbers these are but:
Do NOT talk "jive" or try to use AAVE when speaking to us.
Also, avoid phrases such as babymomma/daddy, well spoken, don't see color, why does race matter, reverse racism.
Those who are decent people know this & ones who need to know do it anyway 😒
Do NOT talk "jive" or try to use AAVE when speaking to us.
Also, avoid phrases such as babymomma/daddy, well spoken, don't see color, why does race matter, reverse racism.
Those who are decent people know this & ones who need to know do it anyway 😒
Good morning. Black History Month Rule No. 3:
Don’t ask black women about their hair & don’t try to touch it. If you want to live.
Don’t ask black women about their hair & don’t try to touch it. If you want to live.
February 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Not sure what rule numbers these are but:
Do NOT talk "jive" or try to use AAVE when speaking to us.
Also, avoid phrases such as babymomma/daddy, well spoken, don't see color, why does race matter, reverse racism.
Those who are decent people know this & ones who need to know do it anyway 😒
Do NOT talk "jive" or try to use AAVE when speaking to us.
Also, avoid phrases such as babymomma/daddy, well spoken, don't see color, why does race matter, reverse racism.
Those who are decent people know this & ones who need to know do it anyway 😒
You have too much faith in my comedic ability.
However, Batman's estranged babymomma is a ninja assasin named Talia with a centuries old assassin-gang leader eco-terrorist father.
However, Batman's estranged babymomma is a ninja assasin named Talia with a centuries old assassin-gang leader eco-terrorist father.
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
You have too much faith in my comedic ability.
However, Batman's estranged babymomma is a ninja assasin named Talia with a centuries old assassin-gang leader eco-terrorist father.
However, Batman's estranged babymomma is a ninja assasin named Talia with a centuries old assassin-gang leader eco-terrorist father.
My babymomma got me watching wrestling
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My babymomma got me watching wrestling
The musk babymomma that's clumsily trying to pivot to the left is still really deadset on immigration being the Worst Thing Ever lol
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 AM
The musk babymomma that's clumsily trying to pivot to the left is still really deadset on immigration being the Worst Thing Ever lol
Change that to rednecks, a dispute involving the ownership of a chainsaw, the questionable virtue of a babymomma, some really shitty tattoos, halitosis, an unclaimed meth pipe, add an Irish accent, insert the phrase " do ye, lads" and we appear to have had a very similar morning.
January 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Change that to rednecks, a dispute involving the ownership of a chainsaw, the questionable virtue of a babymomma, some really shitty tattoos, halitosis, an unclaimed meth pipe, add an Irish accent, insert the phrase " do ye, lads" and we appear to have had a very similar morning.
I think it may be his other babymomma? I read he spent christmas with her and that kid. So either way not good but this way he won't be murdered by fans
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think it may be his other babymomma? I read he spent christmas with her and that kid. So either way not good but this way he won't be murdered by fans
Down horrendous for real but love to see it 🙂↕️ ( I be calling my girl my future wife / babymomma in my head) so I understand 😅
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Down horrendous for real but love to see it 🙂↕️ ( I be calling my girl my future wife / babymomma in my head) so I understand 😅
Soon as he said babymomma in plural, at that age?
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Soon as he said babymomma in plural, at that age?
i can’t even get jiggy with the songs that i do like of mariah’s cause you’ll be singing it then outta nowhere she’ll be like “i can be your babymomma, i can be your girl” like what
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i can’t even get jiggy with the songs that i do like of mariah’s cause you’ll be singing it then outta nowhere she’ll be like “i can be your babymomma, i can be your girl” like what
"Bobby Dipshit Babymomma Drama" 2025 (colorized)
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Bobby Dipshit Babymomma Drama" 2025 (colorized)
If he has a cordial friendship with his kid's Mam, then our protagonist is only slightly better than a homewrecker. The babymomma needs to be DEAD.
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If he has a cordial friendship with his kid's Mam, then our protagonist is only slightly better than a homewrecker. The babymomma needs to be DEAD.
My turkey look like somebody’s sexy future babymomma
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My turkey look like somebody’s sexy future babymomma
“That’s just my babymomma” BABY SHANK’EM
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“That’s just my babymomma” BABY SHANK’EM
Im in your babymomma crib showing her gnome encounter footage on a battered ThinkPad
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Im in your babymomma crib showing her gnome encounter footage on a battered ThinkPad
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November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Mavi loves his wife! (and babymomma)
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Mavi loves his wife! (and babymomma)
KNOW YO BABYMOMMA WANNA EATMY SHORTS
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
KNOW YO BABYMOMMA WANNA EATMY SHORTS
and the hold music has begun - techno b/c that's tesla for you. but to my knowledge never tunes by Grimes, an Elon Musk babymomma. Now we have "wave art" by Gal Lev playing...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
and the hold music has begun - techno b/c that's tesla for you. but to my knowledge never tunes by Grimes, an Elon Musk babymomma. Now we have "wave art" by Gal Lev playing...