Heart is racing. Just got startled by someone’s explosive #dadsneeze
10/10 would recommend as a jump-scare on a Halloween hayride.
10/10 would recommend as a jump-scare on a Halloween hayride.
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Heart is racing. Just got startled by someone’s explosive #dadsneeze
10/10 would recommend as a jump-scare on a Halloween hayride.
10/10 would recommend as a jump-scare on a Halloween hayride.
It me. #DadSneeze
“He’s tired and shagged out after a long squawk”
September 6, 2024 at 10:00 AM
It me. #DadSneeze
At this point, my uncontrollably extreme DadSneeze (TM) throws my back out and leaves me in debilitating pain for several minutes. And that's me trying to rein it in. I fully have to press that nerve under my nose, suppress the sneeze, and go blow my nose. I HAVE TO SNEEZE MANUALLY
sneezing has zero chill, what the hell is my body doing bro
August 30, 2024 at 4:42 AM
At this point, my uncontrollably extreme DadSneeze (TM) throws my back out and leaves me in debilitating pain for several minutes. And that's me trying to rein it in. I fully have to press that nerve under my nose, suppress the sneeze, and go blow my nose. I HAVE TO SNEEZE MANUALLY