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#Movie #Review of #DantesHotel A #Horror #Slasher #Film streaming on #TubiTV - a TubiTV Original from #TheAsylum and writer director of #Sharknado

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January 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
vincedoll.bsky.social
Mr. Emitt
#danteshotel
January 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
stiiiiiiiill watching, because: Tubi is exacting vengeance for my prolonged absence from their platform 🤣 #SoManyAdBreaks

JUST Finished. #FrightClub #DantesHotel
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
The GHOSTBUSTERS 1984-level final jailbreak from hell is hilaaaaaaarious #FrightClub #DantesHotel
December 4, 2024 at 4:47 AM
frightya.bsky.social
That's what I was thinking! Why would you do it like that?!?

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 AM
frightya.bsky.social
They did not have the required budget for opening the gates of hell

I love it

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
I will need this whole 6-pack ad break to recover from Father Time's come-on convo with AnnaLynne McCord 🤣 #FrightClub ⌛ #DantesHotel
a man in a red robe is standing in front of a white door
Alt: a man in a red robe is standing in front of a white door - CHristopher Walken as The Continental on SNL
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December 4, 2024 at 4:34 AM
offbeattheater.bsky.social
It's the Anthony Ferrante way. As long as you enjoy the journey, it doesn't seem to matter to him if things make sense.

#FrightClub #DantesHotel
December 4, 2024 at 4:26 AM
frightya.bsky.social
Multiple Father Times?

Wouldn't be multiple Fathers Time? You know, like passersby?

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 AM
offbeattheater.bsky.social
The box says "Explosives" on it. 🤣

I think it was enough that AnnaLynne McCord verbally called it out. #FrightClub #DantesHotel
December 4, 2024 at 4:20 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Andy, that was TERRIBLE 🤣🤣🤣 #FrightClub ⌛ #DantesHotel
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
WHOOPS!! I did NOT see THAT coming! 🤣

Is it wrong that I'm laughing?? #FrightClub ⌛ #DantesHotel
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social Sesame Squirrel @sesamesquirrel.bsky.social · Dec 4
Judd's just given Moon Bloodgold a veeeeerrry complicated Maguffin mission to defeat Father Time. #FrightClub ⏳ #DantesHotel

I am not optimistic about her chances of success...
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 AM
andysonofmoog.bsky.social
I still love Moon Bloodgood but she’s half the actress she used to be #FrightClub #DantesHotel
a black and white drawing of a cat playing drums with the words ba dum tsss below it
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat playing drums with the words ba dum tsss below it
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December 4, 2024 at 4:10 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Judd's just given Moon Bloodgold a veeeeerrry complicated Maguffin mission to defeat Father Time. #FrightClub ⏳ #DantesHotel

I am not optimistic about her chances of success...
December 4, 2024 at 4:08 AM
frightya.bsky.social
SHOW ME THE BODIES

Ted has a point

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 AM
frightya.bsky.social
And you really don't want to run into the ghost of HH Holmes in the passageways

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 4:04 AM
frightya.bsky.social
Father Time at New Year's

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 4:03 AM
frightya.bsky.social
AnnaLynne's confused face at Judd 😆

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 4:01 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Speaking of TIME, my commercial breaks are now 6-packs every 15 minutes! 🤣 Tubi is paying me back for my absence 😂 Love the Allstate Mayhem ad though 👍 #DantesHotel 💀 #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 3:58 AM
frightya.bsky.social
You're not about to shoot him! You look like a doofus!

Of the Good: Love the hidden passageway. Oh, and secret cameras too! Two drinks!

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 3:57 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Her character is written as NOT BRIGHT 🤦 #DantesHotel 💀 #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 3:56 AM
frightya.bsky.social
Father Ti— okay, but he's killing people, fine

I'm really positive his identity is extremely relevant though

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 3:56 AM
frightya.bsky.social
This is a Tubi original, I believe, and as usual with them I have to give it points for pacing. They really keep it moving!

#DantesHotel #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 3:53 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
Also, that woman staring open-mouthed up at the Grim Reaper after falling over the balcony? Instead of running away? MORE Darwinism! #DantesHotel 💀 #FrightClub
December 4, 2024 at 3:51 AM
sesamesquirrel.bsky.social
"juicy" 😆 #DantesHotel 💀 #FrightClub

The hands coming out of the floor and walls were...interesting (aka cheezy)
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 AM