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qcontinuum.bsky.social
Making @quest64official.bsky.social proud.
Screenshot Quest 64. A fortuneteller character named Marion is saying: "Hmm... I see a future for you fraught with danger and challenges that no ordinary human could meet."
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
polyphanes.bsky.social
Quote with five jobs you've had

1. Barista
2. Research assistant
3. Streetside fortuneteller
4. Law office assistant
5. Latin tutor
satyrmagos.bsky.social JS Groves @satyrmagos.bsky.social · 10d
Quote with five jobs you've had

1. Cardboard box assembly
2. Industrial food factory cleanup
3. Bookseller
4. Barista
5. Postal Worker
ericoscott.bsky.social Eric O. Scott @ericoscott.bsky.social · 11d
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:

1. Wristwatch repairman
2. Electronic surveillance contractor
3. Medical debt collector
4. University English instructor
5. Union representative
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social
as the old joke goes: Hitler goes to a fortuneteller.
He asks “what day am I going to die?”
She says “it’s going to be on a Jewish holiday.”
He asks “which one?”
She says “I don’t think you understand me”
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
solluckman.bsky.social
🎴 Tarot: The Future Is in Your Hands, Not in the Cards

🎙 This video is based on: solluckman.substack.com/p/spiritual-...

#tarot #tarotcards #divination #fortuneteller #crystalball #oracle #future #timelines #manifestation #loa
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
mnestia.love
Don Fraud, Fortuneteller
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
hypnoscream.bsky.social
Here's a little character sheet for Setchia. Ain't she a darling?

#setchia #setchiaxine #oc #kingdomheartsoc #sorasmom #kingdomhearts #cute #sexy #beautiful #originalcharacter #charactersheet #characterdesign #krita #myart #art #mom #bedlah #fortuneteller
Setchia Xine (in her fortuneteller outfit) "Seeing the future" (Shows her with swirly eyes looking shocked) "She has an accent BTW" (Her standing with her hand on her hip in her casual attire) "stunning dancer, okay fortuneteller" (Shows her dancing with her veil on) "My brother under Bahamut, what the hell?" (Shows her reacting in annoyance to something)
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
skullmandible.bsky.social
I still remember the one where he closes by describing a fortuneteller doing a what is obviously a cold reading on him but he sincerely presents it as indisputable evidence of the supernatural. I thought "oh I guess this guy's dumb as hell, I wish this had been earlier in the book." I was 12!
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
malldummy.bsky.social
Howdy, #Portfolioday ✌️✨️

I'm Mandi, a Y2K vtuber & illustrator that hangs out in a virtual mall! I stream my art while also making tutorials and demos explaining the process!~

You can find me here:
🌎 twitch.tv/malldummy
🐠 mandiquin.carrd.co

✿[ #vtuber | #illustration | #art | #digitalart ]✿
Illustration of Alphonse Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. His suited form's chest is open to reveal child Alphonse inside while the Eye of Truth looms behind them. Illustration of Mandi sitting poolside with a vsprowave aesthetic. Illustration of a furby fortuneteller pondering a glittering crystal ball with a worm-on-a-string suspended within it. She's also holding tarot cards aloft. Illustration of the Xenomorph looming through the halls of the Nostromo over Ripley. Putrid green fog fills the halls.
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
yekaiart.bsky.social
A bit late (as always) but I like to do it every year so this is my #ArtVsArtist2025 ! 🌸
3X3 grid composition with nine drawings (an anthro polar bear ranger smiling, a pink tiefling meditating, an ash genasi holding a rapier, a pink fox person, a colorful fortuneteller tiefling, an anthro poalr bear cleric, a composition with a lot of character posing over a book, and an ink person crying painted in CMYK) and a picture of me in the center (a person with pink hear, glasses and a pink scarf smiling with elf ears)
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ladyfoxheart.bsky.social
it seems this cute Chimera was lead into the FoxHole labs to try on some new Socks, little did she know that it would Change her into a cute Espeon! And a FortuneTeller clown too!

THANK YOU DHARC261 FOR AUTOBUYING THE YCH!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!

www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
losstarot.etheirys.social
And then I found out the en fortuneteller skirt has a tre conversion with toggle for the skirt.
I ain't done fuck all this patch besides craft this outfit stared at my blorbo.
I'm so happy. I don't care
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 AM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
it's a section of a book page - [ 5524 ] Hitler(crossed out and replaced with Trump) went to a fortuneteller and asked her, "On what day will I die?" The seeress assured, him that AMERICAN he would die a Jewish (crossed out and replaced with American) holiday. "Why are you sure of that?" demanded Hitler (crossed out and replaced with Trump) "Any day, she replied. "on which you die will be a jewish (crossed out and replaced with American) holiday
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
debbigau.bsky.social
Yes! I always figured if, she was actually having visions/psychic episodes, then the specific form of her fortuneteller doodads wouldn't matter so much - it'd just be whatever worked for her.
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
wholahayola.bsky.social
A WIP that I quickly animated for funsies. Will post a more proper painting of her later on! #noiamnotahuman #fortuneteller #myart #myanimation #workinprogress #wip #nianh
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
scarich.bsky.social
YCH The fortuneteller for bronzecyberdragon92
#furry #furryart #commsopen #pregnancy
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
tierknee.com
he even came back after like 3 days that's crazy
vegeta's cunty pose when fortuneteller baba picks his bum ass up from the afterlife
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social
That reminds me of another joke, which I have seen at its earliest published in 1942:

Hitler goes to a fortuneteller and asks, “on what day will I die?”
She says “It will be a Jewish holiday.”
Hitler asks, “Which one?”
She says, “I don’t think you understand me.”
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
librarylady1984.bsky.social
There is a joke about Hitler going to a fortuneteller who tells him he will die on a Jewish holiday. And when he asks which, she tells him that any day he dies will become a Jewish holiday.......
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
magic8ballonline.bsky.social
magic8ball-online.com
Ever wondered what happens when fortune-telling meets nature? Our Magic 8 Ball Tree is sprouting predictions and spreading joy.
#Magic8Ball #AskThe8Ball #Magic #Fortune #DecisionMaker #8Ball #AskMeAnything #FortuneTeller
Discover the enchanting world of the Magic 8 Ball Tree, where mystical answers grow like magical fruit! Watch as this mysterious tree reveals your fortune through vibrant 8 balls, bringing your predictions to life in the most delightful way.
January 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
slacker.bsky.social
A few more photos of San Francisco’s Chinatown area. #travel #SanFrancisco #california #chinatown #china #goods #foodie
A photograph of a street down San Francisco’s Chinatown District. A door leading to a fortuneteller business in San Francisco’s Chinatown District. A close-up photo of a Chinese dragon prop. A wall of various flavored Ramen cups.
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
sugarhai.com
💚 the spider knows

#cuteart #fortuneteller #spiders 🎨
A cute spider with an important message for you. "That thing will work out." Original art by me, sugarhai, a human artist.
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
shenmuedojo.com
Wishing you nothing but good fortune this weekend, Shenmue fans! We see good things for you in the next 48 hours. We hope this weekend brings you closer to your destiny!🔮

#FridayFeeling #SEGA
#LetsGetShenmue4
A screenshot from Shenmue II showing a fortuneteller sitting at a table. The room she is is has purple wallpaper and a shelf of books to the left.
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
mcleansix.bsky.social
As the fortuneteller placed the final Tarot card on the table, her demeanor changed, hardening from its formal friendliness. She didn’t raise her voice but her #undertone to Cheryl was unmistakably hostile. She covered the card with her hand and told Cheryl “Get out.” #vss365 #flashfiction #skywrite
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
sielulintu.bsky.social
I heard it with the tyrant asking "Which holiday?" and the fortuneteller answering "Whatever day you die."
August 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
happyjoker1.bsky.social
If JFK only went to a fortuneteller he would have been aghast to see what his nephew had become!
September 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM