#fortuneteller
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Quote with five jobs you've had

1. Barista
2. Research assistant
3. Streetside fortuneteller
4. Law office assistant
5. Latin tutor
Quote with five jobs you've had

1. Cardboard box assembly
2. Industrial food factory cleanup
3. Bookseller
4. Barista
5. Postal Worker
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:

1. Wristwatch repairman
2. Electronic surveillance contractor
3. Medical debt collector
4. University English instructor
5. Union representative
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
as the old joke goes: Hitler goes to a fortuneteller.
He asks “what day am I going to die?”
She says “it’s going to be on a Jewish holiday.”
He asks “which one?”
She says “I don’t think you understand me”
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
🎴 Tarot: The Future Is in Your Hands, Not in the Cards

🎙 This video is based on: solluckman.substack.com/p/spiritual-...

#tarot #tarotcards #divination #fortuneteller #crystalball #oracle #future #timelines #manifestation #loa
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Don Fraud, Fortuneteller
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I still remember the one where he closes by describing a fortuneteller doing a what is obviously a cold reading on him but he sincerely presents it as indisputable evidence of the supernatural. I thought "oh I guess this guy's dumb as hell, I wish this had been earlier in the book." I was 12!
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Howdy, #Portfolioday ✌️✨️

I'm Mandi, a Y2K vtuber & illustrator that hangs out in a virtual mall! I stream my art while also making tutorials and demos explaining the process!~

You can find me here:
🌎 twitch.tv/malldummy
🐠 mandiquin.carrd.co

✿[ #vtuber | #illustration | #art | #digitalart ]✿
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A bit late (as always) but I like to do it every year so this is my #ArtVsArtist2025 ! 🌸
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
it seems this cute Chimera was lead into the FoxHole labs to try on some new Socks, little did she know that it would Change her into a cute Espeon! And a FortuneTeller clown too!

THANK YOU DHARC261 FOR AUTOBUYING THE YCH!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY!!

www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
And then I found out the en fortuneteller skirt has a tre conversion with toggle for the skirt.
I ain't done fuck all this patch besides craft this outfit stared at my blorbo.
I'm so happy. I don't care
January 5, 2026 at 8:21 AM
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Yes! I always figured if, she was actually having visions/psychic episodes, then the specific form of her fortuneteller doodads wouldn't matter so much - it'd just be whatever worked for her.
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
A WIP that I quickly animated for funsies. Will post a more proper painting of her later on! #noiamnotahuman #fortuneteller #myart #myanimation #workinprogress #wip #nianh
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
YCH The fortuneteller for bronzecyberdragon92
#furry #furryart #commsopen #pregnancy
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
he even came back after like 3 days that's crazy
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That reminds me of another joke, which I have seen at its earliest published in 1942:

Hitler goes to a fortuneteller and asks, “on what day will I die?”
She says “It will be a Jewish holiday.”
Hitler asks, “Which one?”
She says, “I don’t think you understand me.”
December 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There is a joke about Hitler going to a fortuneteller who tells him he will die on a Jewish holiday. And when he asks which, she tells him that any day he dies will become a Jewish holiday.......
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Ever wondered what happens when fortune-telling meets nature? Our Magic 8 Ball Tree is sprouting predictions and spreading joy.
#Magic8Ball #AskThe8Ball #Magic #Fortune #DecisionMaker #8Ball #AskMeAnything #FortuneTeller
January 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
A few more photos of San Francisco’s Chinatown area. #travel #SanFrancisco #california #chinatown #china #goods #foodie
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
💚 the spider knows

#cuteart #fortuneteller #spiders 🎨
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wishing you nothing but good fortune this weekend, Shenmue fans! We see good things for you in the next 48 hours. We hope this weekend brings you closer to your destiny!🔮

#FridayFeeling #SEGA
#LetsGetShenmue4
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
As the fortuneteller placed the final Tarot card on the table, her demeanor changed, hardening from its formal friendliness. She didn’t raise her voice but her #undertone to Cheryl was unmistakably hostile. She covered the card with her hand and told Cheryl “Get out.” #vss365 #flashfiction #skywrite
October 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I heard it with the tyrant asking "Which holiday?" and the fortuneteller answering "Whatever day you die."
August 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
If JFK only went to a fortuneteller he would have been aghast to see what his nephew had become!
September 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM