I had to wake up ridiculously early to go and be doctored. I'm now obsessively trying to work out what a fodmop is. At least I might be able to ditch the pre-run prophylactic Immodium!
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I had to wake up ridiculously early to go and be doctored. I'm now obsessively trying to work out what a fodmop is. At least I might be able to ditch the pre-run prophylactic Immodium!
Immodium lähmt den Darm.. 🫣
Hast Du Kohletabetten im Haus?
Hast Du Kohletabetten im Haus?
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Immodium lähmt den Darm.. 🫣
Hast Du Kohletabetten im Haus?
Hast Du Kohletabetten im Haus?
muss morgen um 7h iwo sein, hab immer noch bisschen durchfall und kein immodium mehr... es ist die hölle
a man is walking down the stairs in a living room with a scc logo on the floor .
Alt: a man is breakdancing in a living room holding his jeans with a scc logo on the floor .
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February 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
muss morgen um 7h iwo sein, hab immer noch bisschen durchfall und kein immodium mehr... es ist die hölle
Sånt händer 😄 i synnerhet i Italian dit man nog inte ska åka utan koltabletter, immodium o hepatit spruta i bagaget men snyggt jobbat trots allt. I fortsättningen är pizza o pasta o strunta i sallad o glass 🍦
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Sånt händer 😄 i synnerhet i Italian dit man nog inte ska åka utan koltabletter, immodium o hepatit spruta i bagaget men snyggt jobbat trots allt. I fortsättningen är pizza o pasta o strunta i sallad o glass 🍦
The Immodium mustn’t be working then
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The Immodium mustn’t be working then
How the squad finds me crashed out on Bron and taking immodium. I got a version on accident that has something that can cross the blood brain barrier and make u trip and I did because it's weak and I didn't know there was like, drugs drugs in the immodium
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
How the squad finds me crashed out on Bron and taking immodium. I got a version on accident that has something that can cross the blood brain barrier and make u trip and I did because it's weak and I didn't know there was like, drugs drugs in the immodium
I wonder if there is something I can take before eating that will help with potential IBS attacks aside from Immodium. Eating more regularly definitely helps, but I apparently can't do that. 🙄
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I wonder if there is something I can take before eating that will help with potential IBS attacks aside from Immodium. Eating more regularly definitely helps, but I apparently can't do that. 🙄
Safe to say having watched Semenyo tear my #fpl rank yet another new one, Villa look more constipated than an immodium overdose and Burnley scoring that *I* might be the problem
Off to the pub tonight to watch the games 🍺
Got Munoz #munozmenagerie, Haaland (negative), Ekitike and Rogers tonight
Be nice to get back from yesterday's #FPL train crash to something approaching a green arrow, but we shall see I guess 🙏
Got Munoz #munozmenagerie, Haaland (negative), Ekitike and Rogers tonight
Be nice to get back from yesterday's #FPL train crash to something approaching a green arrow, but we shall see I guess 🙏
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Safe to say having watched Semenyo tear my #fpl rank yet another new one, Villa look more constipated than an immodium overdose and Burnley scoring that *I* might be the problem
"...All told it's about 100 hours of transcripts and there's lots of gold in here that has never been mined. Jeremy is the same guy now as he's always been so expect lots of horny Jer, stories about poop, Immodium, jerking off, lusting over feet, and of course making women VERY uncomfortable."
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"...All told it's about 100 hours of transcripts and there's lots of gold in here that has never been mined. Jeremy is the same guy now as he's always been so expect lots of horny Jer, stories about poop, Immodium, jerking off, lusting over feet, and of course making women VERY uncomfortable."
going to the bank and next to all the suckers theres a bowl of pepto bismol and immodium
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
going to the bank and next to all the suckers theres a bowl of pepto bismol and immodium
Ooh I’m familiar with Immodium AD. I was too sick to think of it or anything yesterday.
Thank you. I was going to look this up today. I-AD works well.
You always come through for your friends! 💖💞
Thank you. I was going to look this up today. I-AD works well.
You always come through for your friends! 💖💞
February 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Ooh I’m familiar with Immodium AD. I was too sick to think of it or anything yesterday.
Thank you. I was going to look this up today. I-AD works well.
You always come through for your friends! 💖💞
Thank you. I was going to look this up today. I-AD works well.
You always come through for your friends! 💖💞
It is over the counter. Brand name is Immodium AD, but the generic works fine too. bsky.app/profile/ript...
TIL: Your intestines hold the largest collection of neurons outside the brain! The anti-diarrhea drug #Loperamide is an #opiod that targets the receptors along your gut wall to relax and stop constricting. 🧠🍽️ #Neuroscience #BodyFacts #GutThinking
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
It is over the counter. Brand name is Immodium AD, but the generic works fine too. bsky.app/profile/ript...
Should we send immodium instead?
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Should we send immodium instead?
Spouse was laid off mid-Jan, so we booked a quick trip to Vegas, where I somehow contracted nororvirus and spent my time clocking restroom locations and taking copious amounts of Immodium.
Arrived home, and a few days later, our longtime friend was gone (see pinned post).
KNOCK IT OFF, 2026
Arrived home, and a few days later, our longtime friend was gone (see pinned post).
KNOCK IT OFF, 2026
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Spouse was laid off mid-Jan, so we booked a quick trip to Vegas, where I somehow contracted nororvirus and spent my time clocking restroom locations and taking copious amounts of Immodium.
Arrived home, and a few days later, our longtime friend was gone (see pinned post).
KNOCK IT OFF, 2026
Arrived home, and a few days later, our longtime friend was gone (see pinned post).
KNOCK IT OFF, 2026
Good lord. You need to mainline some Immodium, my friend.
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Good lord. You need to mainline some Immodium, my friend.
A bowl of adderal and another of immodium.
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
A bowl of adderal and another of immodium.
You can also rely on The Power of Immodium
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NANOWAR OF STEEL - The Power Of Imodium (Official Live Video)| Napalm Records
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February 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
You can also rely on The Power of Immodium
youtu.be/ghiF7BPDOl8
youtu.be/ghiF7BPDOl8
Sick and ever since I got my gallbladder done I just get instant diarrhea out of nowhere and the dr just says take pepto/immodium 🤷♀️
February 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Sick and ever since I got my gallbladder done I just get instant diarrhea out of nowhere and the dr just says take pepto/immodium 🤷♀️
First there was recreational immodium, now recreational anusol. You’re welcome! XD
If you don’t use anusol suppositories after fisting, you need to start loving your butt more!
February 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
First there was recreational immodium, now recreational anusol. You’re welcome! XD
No. But I have immodium. Small mercies.
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
No. But I have immodium. Small mercies.
Christ, pass the Immodium.
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Christ, pass the Immodium.
Starmer: the immodium of politics, it's stopped shitting itself yet remains full of toxic shit!
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Starmer: the immodium of politics, it's stopped shitting itself yet remains full of toxic shit!
Central Immodium Agency, amiright?
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Central Immodium Agency, amiright?
Pro tip in case no one told you: dogs can have people immodium to stop up diarrhea! Base it on their weight (Vet told me to give my 90lb golden two pills)
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Pro tip in case no one told you: dogs can have people immodium to stop up diarrhea! Base it on their weight (Vet told me to give my 90lb golden two pills)