This is how I know I'm cis. I always bully Fargoth for his shitty ring, ransack the nearby skooma smugglers' den and kwama hive, and then remember I have to trek to Balmora through a ton of cliff racers and the shittiest draw distance known to man, and bail to play Balatro or something.
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
This is how I know I'm cis. I always bully Fargoth for his shitty ring, ransack the nearby skooma smugglers' den and kwama hive, and then remember I have to trek to Balmora through a ton of cliff racers and the shittiest draw distance known to man, and bail to play Balatro or something.
All I said is "Ewww you EAT that" at a Kwama Egg and now the Town is building a Pire in the Townsquare wonder what that is about...
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
All I said is "Ewww you EAT that" at a Kwama Egg and now the Town is building a Pire in the Townsquare wonder what that is about...
You can learn more about Kwama here: en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Kw...
en.uesp.net
December 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
You can learn more about Kwama here: en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Kw...
Or you could just eat them like kwama eggs. Or corprus meat
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Or you could just eat them like kwama eggs. Or corprus meat
Like let's start with the main diet of dark elves. Eggs. Really fuckin' big eggs. Which are laid by gigantic Kwama queens under the earth.
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Like let's start with the main diet of dark elves. Eggs. Really fuckin' big eggs. Which are laid by gigantic Kwama queens under the earth.
That's the way nostalgia work - my #Morrowind paper SCRIBbles get more attention than proper digital art which took waaay more hours :D
But it's fine. I will keep doing them✨️
#tes #kwama #scribbles
But it's fine. I will keep doing them✨️
#tes #kwama #scribbles
December 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
That's the way nostalgia work - my #Morrowind paper SCRIBbles get more attention than proper digital art which took waaay more hours :D
But it's fine. I will keep doing them✨️
#tes #kwama #scribbles
But it's fine. I will keep doing them✨️
#tes #kwama #scribbles
I love watching kwama eggs cracking.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love watching kwama eggs cracking.
For Day 9 of Beyond Skyrim’s 2025 Advent Calendar, we’re treating you to something delicious, a sample of the culinary delights found all across Nirn. (part 1)
Valenwood Beetle Hors D'oeuvres
Roscrean Rye Bread
Morrowind Fried Kwama Egg Wrap
Elsweyr Shamep Ba'uho
Valenwood Beetle Hors D'oeuvres
Roscrean Rye Bread
Morrowind Fried Kwama Egg Wrap
Elsweyr Shamep Ba'uho
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
For Day 9 of Beyond Skyrim’s 2025 Advent Calendar, we’re treating you to something delicious, a sample of the culinary delights found all across Nirn. (part 1)
Valenwood Beetle Hors D'oeuvres
Roscrean Rye Bread
Morrowind Fried Kwama Egg Wrap
Elsweyr Shamep Ba'uho
Valenwood Beetle Hors D'oeuvres
Roscrean Rye Bread
Morrowind Fried Kwama Egg Wrap
Elsweyr Shamep Ba'uho
TERA SE MUSZĘ NAGOTOWAĆ GAR JAJ KWAMA DLA USPOKOJENIA
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
TERA SE MUSZĘ NAGOTOWAĆ GAR JAJ KWAMA DLA USPOKOJENIA
Thank you kwama scrib but you're early, I'm not due until the 10th!
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Thank you kwama scrib but you're early, I'm not due until the 10th!
she may be a scrib but she's already a kwama queen in my book
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
she may be a scrib but she's already a kwama queen in my book
Trying VIRAL Morrowind Street Food 😁 Insect Chitin Over Ash 🤤 HUGE Kwama Eggs 🤯 Visiting "Horny Murder Street" 😍
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trying VIRAL Morrowind Street Food 😁 Insect Chitin Over Ash 🤤 HUGE Kwama Eggs 🤯 Visiting "Horny Murder Street" 😍
Currently drunk on foreign spirits. Who will swear unfaltering fealty to me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Currently drunk on foreign spirits. Who will swear unfaltering fealty to me.
THIS ONE'S FOR FARGOTH
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
THIS ONE'S FOR FARGOTH
Now that the kwama queen has been cured, I hope there will be less need for my potions.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Now that the kwama queen has been cured, I hope there will be less need for my potions.
The kwama queen is the huge, bloated kwama that produces the nest's eggs. They are too large and fat to move, and all their needs are attended by worker kwama.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The kwama queen is the huge, bloated kwama that produces the nest's eggs. They are too large and fat to move, and all their needs are attended by worker kwama.
If you see this, post your get away vehicle
Slowfall spell is for low-kwama egg soy-fetchers
Slowfall spell is for low-kwama egg soy-fetchers
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you see this, post your get away vehicle
Slowfall spell is for low-kwama egg soy-fetchers
Slowfall spell is for low-kwama egg soy-fetchers
rigatoni pasta
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
rigatoni pasta
I wonder how often the healers in Morrowind have to treat someone that tried to use a Kwama Forager as a sex toy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I wonder how often the healers in Morrowind have to treat someone that tried to use a Kwama Forager as a sex toy.
new coming out strat unveiled: kwama
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
new coming out strat unveiled: kwama
Kwama don’t have feet, sorry!
<3
<3
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Kwama don’t have feet, sorry!
<3
<3
New enby icon unlocked: Kwama Forager.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
New enby icon unlocked: Kwama Forager.
Nerevarine, carrying 500 kwama eggs:
"aaack, I can't move, I am overencumbered!"
Nerevarine, fat and round after having eaten 500 kwama eggs:
"I have never felt more nimble in my life, sera!"
"aaack, I can't move, I am overencumbered!"
Nerevarine, fat and round after having eaten 500 kwama eggs:
"I have never felt more nimble in my life, sera!"
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Nerevarine, carrying 500 kwama eggs:
"aaack, I can't move, I am overencumbered!"
Nerevarine, fat and round after having eaten 500 kwama eggs:
"I have never felt more nimble in my life, sera!"
"aaack, I can't move, I am overencumbered!"
Nerevarine, fat and round after having eaten 500 kwama eggs:
"I have never felt more nimble in my life, sera!"