Good names for babies: Kissyface, Poopants, Icklewiddyfoofoo.
Bad names for babies: The Very Reverend Doctor Michaelmas Scrape, Helen Orgiast-Aplenty, Knifey Bloodbath.
Bad names for babies: The Very Reverend Doctor Michaelmas Scrape, Helen Orgiast-Aplenty, Knifey Bloodbath.
January 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Good names for babies: Kissyface, Poopants, Icklewiddyfoofoo.
Bad names for babies: The Very Reverend Doctor Michaelmas Scrape, Helen Orgiast-Aplenty, Knifey Bloodbath.
Bad names for babies: The Very Reverend Doctor Michaelmas Scrape, Helen Orgiast-Aplenty, Knifey Bloodbath.
The Pirate of Poopants.
He’s never never sick at sea. 🎶
He’s never never sick at sea. 🎶
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Pirate of Poopants.
He’s never never sick at sea. 🎶
He’s never never sick at sea. 🎶
Instant poopants moment!
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Instant poopants moment!
Waiting for President Poopants to rename a day of the week for his mom and change the name of bread.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Waiting for President Poopants to rename a day of the week for his mom and change the name of bread.
We need to flush Poopants McTaco-Tits down the toilet. Get your plungers 🪠 I doubt he, Temu Goebbles, Maybelline von Couch Humper, Whiskey Pete, and the rest will go down easily.
Trump posting a video of himself literally shitting on America is pretty spot on to be honest
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We need to flush Poopants McTaco-Tits down the toilet. Get your plungers 🪠 I doubt he, Temu Goebbles, Maybelline von Couch Humper, Whiskey Pete, and the rest will go down easily.
Definitely add an asterisk to anything bestowed by King Poopants
The United States Medal of Freedom no longer holds the significance (at least for me) that it did before yesterday.
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Definitely add an asterisk to anything bestowed by King Poopants
Fuck you Donald J. Trump, President of Poopants. I hope you get nasally raped by a herd of randy moose.
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fuck you Donald J. Trump, President of Poopants. I hope you get nasally raped by a herd of randy moose.
No apology. Idt he's even dropping the lawsuit. Might need that leverage for the next time Commander Poopants McGolfcheat tries to make idle threats & The Mouse gets antsy.
#CongratsKimmel!
#CongratsKimmel!
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
No apology. Idt he's even dropping the lawsuit. Might need that leverage for the next time Commander Poopants McGolfcheat tries to make idle threats & The Mouse gets antsy.
#CongratsKimmel!
#CongratsKimmel!
I thought Basim being put off that they're actually calling themselves Assassins in the modern day was a bit cute. Like waking up and finding out the super freedom fighter gang is called "the Poopants Brigade."
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I thought Basim being put off that they're actually calling themselves Assassins in the modern day was a bit cute. Like waking up and finding out the super freedom fighter gang is called "the Poopants Brigade."
On the upside, people have mostly stopped falling for the "Your Fallout character character is your birth month, day, and year" posts where January 1st 1970 is "Flirty Mc Poopants" - many of those literally just harvested identifying information
Palantir now has the IRS data via DOGE
US is cooked
Palantir now has the IRS data via DOGE
US is cooked
September 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
On the upside, people have mostly stopped falling for the "Your Fallout character character is your birth month, day, and year" posts where January 1st 1970 is "Flirty Mc Poopants" - many of those literally just harvested identifying information
Palantir now has the IRS data via DOGE
US is cooked
Palantir now has the IRS data via DOGE
US is cooked
yep knew it couldn’t last, flashback ep of alien earth is poopants
September 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
yep knew it couldn’t last, flashback ep of alien earth is poopants
I..iii...>~>
After w..wetting I had to push, same RP partner. I...>///> i had to go more than I thought.
B..but that...hmph, youd still beg to snoof it!!
♡~♡~♡~♡~♡
#messing #omorashi #poopedmypants #poopants #messyboy #humiliation
After w..wetting I had to push, same RP partner. I...>///> i had to go more than I thought.
B..but that...hmph, youd still beg to snoof it!!
♡~♡~♡~♡~♡
#messing #omorashi #poopedmypants #poopants #messyboy #humiliation
September 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I..iii...>~>
After w..wetting I had to push, same RP partner. I...>///> i had to go more than I thought.
B..but that...hmph, youd still beg to snoof it!!
♡~♡~♡~♡~♡
#messing #omorashi #poopedmypants #poopants #messyboy #humiliation
After w..wetting I had to push, same RP partner. I...>///> i had to go more than I thought.
B..but that...hmph, youd still beg to snoof it!!
♡~♡~♡~♡~♡
#messing #omorashi #poopedmypants #poopants #messyboy #humiliation
replace Robbie PooPants with Trump and Cracker Barrel with Tariffs
or Dem City
or Universities
its the same play. they don't want what they say, they want to destroy
or Dem City
or Universities
its the same play. they don't want what they say, they want to destroy
September 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
replace Robbie PooPants with Trump and Cracker Barrel with Tariffs
or Dem City
or Universities
its the same play. they don't want what they say, they want to destroy
or Dem City
or Universities
its the same play. they don't want what they say, they want to destroy
Need a mental health booster today?
you've never had to smell donald "poopants" trump.
Thank the gods
you've never had to smell donald "poopants" trump.
Thank the gods
August 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Need a mental health booster today?
you've never had to smell donald "poopants" trump.
Thank the gods
you've never had to smell donald "poopants" trump.
Thank the gods
More like this ⬇️Not the poster child for adult diapers that's in power at the moment #presidentpoo, poopants 🙄
a cartoon character wearing a red hat and goggles
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a red hat and goggles
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
More like this ⬇️Not the poster child for adult diapers that's in power at the moment #presidentpoo, poopants 🙄
Been pretty hesitant to be over-the-top silly poopants babyslut lately.
REFRAME!
Label that hesitation as part of the complex from ex’s abuse and
RE-FUCKING BEL AGAINST EX BY BEING BABYSLUTTIER THAN EVER.
Now then.
Either get out your gas mask and change me, or knead my poopamps like doh~
REFRAME!
Label that hesitation as part of the complex from ex’s abuse and
RE-FUCKING BEL AGAINST EX BY BEING BABYSLUTTIER THAN EVER.
Now then.
Either get out your gas mask and change me, or knead my poopamps like doh~
June 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Been pretty hesitant to be over-the-top silly poopants babyslut lately.
REFRAME!
Label that hesitation as part of the complex from ex’s abuse and
RE-FUCKING BEL AGAINST EX BY BEING BABYSLUTTIER THAN EVER.
Now then.
Either get out your gas mask and change me, or knead my poopamps like doh~
REFRAME!
Label that hesitation as part of the complex from ex’s abuse and
RE-FUCKING BEL AGAINST EX BY BEING BABYSLUTTIER THAN EVER.
Now then.
Either get out your gas mask and change me, or knead my poopamps like doh~
Jesse - peeing and pooping in his undies outside. Such a sexy man.
#wetting #pantspissing #peepants #wetpants #pisspants #maleomo #maleomorashi #malewetting #pantspooping #poopants
#wetting #pantspissing #peepants #wetpants #pisspants #maleomo #maleomorashi #malewetting #pantspooping #poopants
April 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Jesse - peeing and pooping in his undies outside. Such a sexy man.
#wetting #pantspissing #peepants #wetpants #pisspants #maleomo #maleomorashi #malewetting #pantspooping #poopants
#wetting #pantspissing #peepants #wetpants #pisspants #maleomo #maleomorashi #malewetting #pantspooping #poopants
😂🤣🤣
spongedon poopants.
spongedon poopants.
April 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
😂🤣🤣
spongedon poopants.
spongedon poopants.
President Poopants wants to bring back such modern hits as Fiddler on the Roof and My Fair Lady.
This guy is out of touch, Our American Cousin!
This guy is out of touch, Our American Cousin!
March 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
President Poopants wants to bring back such modern hits as Fiddler on the Roof and My Fair Lady.
This guy is out of touch, Our American Cousin!
This guy is out of touch, Our American Cousin!
King Poopants sure does sound like a mob boss in a movie. The delusions are leaking into reality though, and nobody in power is doing shit is my issue with that.
In the end, I WILL be blaming the Democrats in power for this fuckup. They gave in, checked out, and hid. Fuck you all.
In the end, I WILL be blaming the Democrats in power for this fuckup. They gave in, checked out, and hid. Fuck you all.
March 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
King Poopants sure does sound like a mob boss in a movie. The delusions are leaking into reality though, and nobody in power is doing shit is my issue with that.
In the end, I WILL be blaming the Democrats in power for this fuckup. They gave in, checked out, and hid. Fuck you all.
In the end, I WILL be blaming the Democrats in power for this fuckup. They gave in, checked out, and hid. Fuck you all.
Maybe the states being punished by King Poopants should keep their tax money.
February 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Maybe the states being punished by King Poopants should keep their tax money.
Flippity bloppy poopants elephants?
February 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Flippity bloppy poopants elephants?
Only two people can say what the law is? All Republicans should be so embarrassed at their king Poopants! Fuck all Republicans not ashamed of electing a dictator! We told you, now I hope you suffer for your vote!
February 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Only two people can say what the law is? All Republicans should be so embarrassed at their king Poopants! Fuck all Republicans not ashamed of electing a dictator! We told you, now I hope you suffer for your vote!
𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐑𝐮𝐛𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬. You were the first nincompup and you'll always be the prettiest. You chased pitbulls and patiently posed with CDs. I'm so glad I had these years with you.
#dogsofbluesky #zwan
#dogsofbluesky #zwan
December 30, 2024 at 10:21 AM
𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐑𝐮𝐛𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬. You were the first nincompup and you'll always be the prettiest. You chased pitbulls and patiently posed with CDs. I'm so glad I had these years with you.
#dogsofbluesky #zwan
#dogsofbluesky #zwan