#shesnotwrong
👏🏼 🤣😆😂 👍🏼 #ShesNotWrong 😊
Fuck off Stephen Nazi Miller.
You’re giving off small 🍆 energy 🍄 🙄
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
How my wife introduces me…
#ShesNotWrong
August 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Well... #ShesNotWrong 😆🤣😂
June 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
June 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Oh, but you can be a *great* pain in the ass when it is something you are passionate about!

Don't sell yourself short.
I'm serious!"

-- my best friend's pep talk, ladies and gentlemen 🤣

#motivational
#shesnotwrong
April 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Asked my doctor if I could drive. He said “with numbness and tingling in your legs, you’d just be putting everyone at risk.” Told my mom and she said “well, you were putting everyone at risk BEFORE you had numbness in your legs!” 😑
Spouse BELLY laughed. 😂 #ShesNotWrong #TarlovCyst
March 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
🤣😆 #ShesNotWrong 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
Just got done with parent conferences at my kids school and they apparently did a section on dinosaurs and the teacher just showed me the test and her answer to the question "Name one fact about the T Rex" was "they can't do push ups because their arms are too small"
March 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I literally wheeze-laughed when I was casually scrolling along.

☕🤣

#shesnotwrong
#truthcanbefunny
We know how to give him a welcome
March 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My child chose #dumpsterfire for her class #valentinesday party. #2024valentinesdsy #shesnotwrong
February 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We share this country with some very unpleasant, stupid people.
January 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Addy, why don’t you eat raspberries anymore, they used to be your favorite fruit.”

“Well, that’s because my favorite fruit is chocolate now.”

#stuffmytoddlersays #toddlerlikes #hersheys #littles #shesnotwrong
January 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The cutest thing my niece said when she was four was, "Uncle Evan, I don't like Swiper the Fox because he's mean and he symbolizes the callous exploitation of the working class by monied corporate interests."
#SoAdorable  #ShesNotWrong
October 8, 2023 at 6:03 PM
me: “you could park a jumbo fucking jet in that space!”
coworker: *clueless*
M: have you never seen Snatch?
CW: oh, is that the movie where you can’t understand Brad Pitt?
m: ...

#explainafilmplotbadly #shesnotwrong
November 27, 2024 at 7:32 AM