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My body is ready for the US #taskmasteruk tour presale on Monday.

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December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
todayinhornestory.bsky.social
24 November 2022 - Davies inquires about a pervert whistle. Horne honks.

#TaskmasterUK S14E09 airs.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
todayinhornestory.bsky.social
18 November 2021 - Horne makes Davies a business proposition.

S12E09 of #TaskmasterUK airs
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i-will-scribbles.bsky.social
Portrait of a Rules Dispute AKA: FU Greg

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November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
OUR MAISIE WINS! WOO! 🥰

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November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
Not Reece almost kicking Alex in the gonads! 🤣

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November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
Love Maisie's shiny helmet. 😂

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November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
There's an awful lot of cups in this episode. ☕️🍵

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November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
therighttwinlet.bsky.social
(Keith)Whoops, we did it again. 🫣 The inner caravan door design just shouted STAINED GLASS at us, so we obeyed. #Taskmaster #TaskmasterUK #LittleAlexHorne #GregDavies #StainedGlass #FanArt
theunstrungharp.bsky.social Urn Dee @theunstrungharp.bsky.social · Nov 13
Posted these in the wee morning hours so BOOP, daylight photos
Happy (sad) Taskmaster (final) day!

#taskmaster #littlealexhorne #gregdavies #stainedglass
Stained glass version of the floral-style motif from the inside of the Taskmaster caravan door. The "petals" are transparent green, the center is the "TM" painted in black on bold transparent red glass, with a sunflower yellow background. The piece is sat on a windowsill, with parts of the window visible through the transparent sections of glass Stained glass version of the floral-style motif from the inside of the Taskmaster caravan door. The "petals" are transparent green, the center is the "TM" painted in black on bold transparent red glass, with a sunflower yellow background. The piece is in front of a vintage tension pole lamp with the pole visible through the transparent sections of glass. Stained glass version of the floral-style motif from the inside of the Taskmaster caravan door. The "petals" are transparent green, the center is the "TM" painted in black on bold transparent red glass, with a sunflower yellow background. The piece is in front of a large window with a fern(Brady) beside it and grass, blue sky and trees in the background Stained glass version of the floral-style motif from the inside of the Taskmaster caravan door. The "petals" are transparent green, the center is the "TM" painted in black on bold transparent red glass, with a sunflower yellow background. The piece is sat on a rug, with a grey tabby cat (Steve) for scale, poking into the top left corner.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
And, yet again, Sanjeev brings in a tube of his own pee. Typical. 🤣

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November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
Any reason why they've all come dressed as pirates (and the wench) for the final? 🤔🏴‍☠️

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November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
todayinhornestory.bsky.social
10 November 2022 - The System of Endless Plates is revealed to the public. #TaskmasterUK S14E7 airs
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
todayinhornestory.bsky.social
4 November 2021 - Horne contemplates his R-A-S-H.

#TaskmasterUK Series 12 Episode 7 airs
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
todayinhornestory.bsky.social
28 October 2021 - Alex says "I love you" to Greg.

S12E6 of #TaskmasterUK airs.
Alex Horne looking over at Greg with hope.
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
skippiefritz.bsky.social
more tm animal scribbles as Im exhausted w college stuff
#art #taskmaster #taskmasteruk #fanart
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ianmcgecko.bsky.social
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This season's GoPro game is exquisite!
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
Looking away for this one. Can't stand seeing anyone dribbling or throwing up without feeling the urge to see the contents of my own lunch.

Sorry.

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October 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
"Statue's gone."

No shit, Alex. 🤣

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October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
Ania's wheelchair bog is actually quite impressive! 🤣

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October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
sangkalibutan.bsky.social
Alex in the revenge dress
#taskmasteruk #fanart
Illustrations of Alex Horne in Princess Diana's revenge dress. Left is side view Alex bending his knees while in an awkward exaggerated pose. His hands are on his sides. Right is Alex with his legs crossed.
October 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
lewiswhatshisname.com
Throwback to that time Scooter and I nearly died watching an episode of #TaskmasterUK
A drinking game, printed out and laminated. Still, it is stained with rum and the evidence of a bad time. The game reads: Taskmaster Drinking Game Wateh an episode of Taskmaster with a bottle of your favourite alconolic beverage and a selection of shot glasses, and adhere to the following rules: • Any time a contestant says a personal catchphrase, take one shot • Any time a contestant avoids saying the words "Your Time Starts Now," take one shot • Any time Alex tells a contestant that all the information is on the task, take one shot (limited to one shot per task • Any time a contestant is burdened with a personal task or pointless and humiliating condition, take two shots • Any time a contestant cheats and is punished for it, take one shot • Any time a contestant spends their own money on a task, take two shots • Any time a common theme or motif appeans, take one shot limited to one shot per motif item per task • Any time a contestant flirts with Greg, take one shot • Any time Alex and Greg do whatever it is they do, take one shot • Any time someone insults Alex, take one shot (excluding Greg's intro • Any time Alex gets undressed or otherwise humiliated, take one shot • Any time a contestant gets genuinely angry, take one shot • Any time a genuine argument breaks out, take one shot • Any time the Horne Section is mentioned, take one shot • Any time the Horne Section appears, take one shot for each member shown • Any time something kinky happens, a player can shout the name of the kink responsible, and everyone else take one shot • Any time Alex appears in a different outfit to usual, take two shots • Any time someone asks Alex for help, take one shot • Any time Alex actually provides that help, take one shot • Finally, take one shot to toast the winner of the episode • And take one last shot to toast the winner of the series ALex Swee Your time starts now.
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
This numbers round is confusing me. 🙃

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October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
"There's a lot of rules, 'ere. 'Ave a day off." 🤣

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October 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
Wonder what the OPEN ME envelope is about in the flippers task? Will we find out in the next part? Who knows?

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October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
thequalmpeddler.bsky.social
"I'm a f**kin' idiot."

Yes, Maisie, you are. But you're a loveable one.

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October 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM