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Another person I've gotten a fair amount from is John Oliver. At least when it came to the Opioid crisis, and "Payday Loans".

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Honorable mentions are obvious: Chicago Tribune, L.A. Times, "El Universal", The Independent, Daily Telegraph (I use a lot of those obits)
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February 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Did you walk straight over to the telegraph office and send an enraged message to the Lumière brothers
February 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Gaza death toll a third higher than previously thought - The Telegraph

Cunts, I’ll leave it there
February 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Wait, Kabel typeface is an homage to the transatlantic telegraph cable?!?!
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February 19, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Heres the plan. It's pretty solid.

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February 19, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Day 19: A song you know all the words to

Telegraph Road
Dire Straits

"A long time ago came a man on a track, walking thirty miles with a sack on his back..."

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February 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
That looks so much like a Daily Mash headline it really highlights how absurd the Telegraph is.
February 18, 2026 at 11:31 PM
📰 The Telegraph
Trump: Starmer must not give away Chagos Islands

The Telegraph | headline in context
February 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
📰 The Telegraph
Do not give away Chagos, Trump tells Starmer

The Telegraph | headline in context
February 18, 2026 at 11:16 PM
📰 The Telegraph
Trump: Starmer must not give away Chagos Islands

The Telegraph | headline in context
February 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
this too! i think the second i telegraph what i'm about to do, the drive of doing it sort of wanes a bit
February 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
📰 The Telegraph
Do not give away Chagos, Trump tells Starmer

The Telegraph | headline in context
February 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Fascist policies have consequences and often end with a lot of collateral damage. Just look at Brexit.
Perhaps what is actually needed is for the bill to be scrapped and the fascists and their supporters (Telegraph, Daily Mail, … ) sent packing 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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‘Grace period’ needed for dual nationals returning to UK on second passport, say Lib Dems
Will Forster MP says ‘lack of planning and haphazard communication’ on new border rules has caused chaos
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February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
And because the Telegraph ditched subs a long time ago Flora Watkins' complete lack of local knowledge goes unchallenged.
"This is a vast county with no motorways. You have to drive for almost two hours just to get out of it."
It doesn't take almost two hours when you live in NR11.
February 18, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Ok, I’ve totally changed my mind. AI could publish the Telegraph at this point
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Important breaking news from the Border Telegraph
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Daily Telegraph 19th of February 2026

Trump urged the PM not to proceed with a deal over the Chagos Islands, arguing the Diego Garcia base is crucial for 🇺🇸🇬🇧 security operations in the region. He warned a handover to 🇲🇺 would weaken Western defence. Downing Street says no decision has been taken.
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
What a weird comment. Telegraph though. They’re all inbred weirdos
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Thursday's TELEGRAPH SPORT: Thrown to the Wolves #TomorrowsPapersToday
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Yes, we locals can be “unforgiving” and this Telegraph comment piece can fuck off as much as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
February 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Daily Telegraph Donald Trump warns Keir Starmer over Chagos, while ex-Army chiefs accuse No10 of dishonesty. Meanwhile, the NHS faces major hip surgery cancellations and a tragic Alpine death makes front-page news. #TomorrowsPapersToday
February 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Check out tomorrow's #Matt cartoon exclusively from The Daily Telegraph @ #TomorrowsPapersToday’
February 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Thursday's TELEGRAPH: Do not give away Chagos, Trump tells Starmer #TomorrowsPapersToday
February 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
⭕️ New: The WH is weighing a plan to recruit organized crime & drug-dealing gangs to form a new Gaza police force, The Telegraph reports. The proposal, backed by Israel, would draw heavily from anti-Hamas militias that Israel has armed since Oct. 2023.

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February 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The papers yeah probably, but the people who commission TV documentaries aren't the political editors of the Telegraph and Sun
February 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM