Christopher Moore
@TheAuthorGuy
SAFETY:
JD Vance:“Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark has
protected Greenland
without an invasion 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American.
@TheAuthorGuy
SAFETY:
JD Vance:“Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark has
protected Greenland
without an invasion 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American.
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Christopher Moore
@TheAuthorGuy
SAFETY:
JD Vance:“Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark has
protected Greenland
without an invasion 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American.
@TheAuthorGuy
SAFETY:
JD Vance:“Denmark hasn’t done a good job at keeping Greenland safe.”
Time since Denmark has
protected Greenland
without an invasion 1100 years
Time since J.D. Vance's 5 hours
stormtroopers murdered
an American.
…reference books, percentage-read number to this point is 93.3%; TBR count is 55. Non-fiction vs fiction: 4:3.
Author whose works I have the most copies of:
@TheAuthorGuy. Haven’t gotten to my Bernard Cornwell section yet, though. He has a big catalog.
Author whose works I have the most copies of:
@TheAuthorGuy. Haven’t gotten to my Bernard Cornwell section yet, though. He has a big catalog.
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
…reference books, percentage-read number to this point is 93.3%; TBR count is 55. Non-fiction vs fiction: 4:3.
Author whose works I have the most copies of:
@TheAuthorGuy. Haven’t gotten to my Bernard Cornwell section yet, though. He has a big catalog.
Author whose works I have the most copies of:
@TheAuthorGuy. Haven’t gotten to my Bernard Cornwell section yet, though. He has a big catalog.
Still sputtering along on in my sort-of-in publication-order re-read of the oeuvre of @TheAuthorGuy . After “Fluke” I skipped over “Fool”* and I am now reading “Sacré Bleu”, in my opinion the most challenging of his books… 🧵
* (I will go back and read the three “Fool” books consecutively.)
* (I will go back and read the three “Fool” books consecutively.)
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Still sputtering along on in my sort-of-in publication-order re-read of the oeuvre of @TheAuthorGuy . After “Fluke” I skipped over “Fool”* and I am now reading “Sacré Bleu”, in my opinion the most challenging of his books… 🧵
* (I will go back and read the three “Fool” books consecutively.)
* (I will go back and read the three “Fool” books consecutively.)
Christopher Moore
@TheAuthorGuy
Wow. Listen to Katherine Hepburn as she outlines Project 2025, in 1942.
Quote
Supertanskiii
@supertanskiii
·
Dec 28
Keeper of the Flame from 1942 terrifyingly outlining the Farage and Bannon playbook in 2 minutes.
See? None of this is new.
x.com/TheAuthorGuy...
@TheAuthorGuy
Wow. Listen to Katherine Hepburn as she outlines Project 2025, in 1942.
Quote
Supertanskiii
@supertanskiii
·
Dec 28
Keeper of the Flame from 1942 terrifyingly outlining the Farage and Bannon playbook in 2 minutes.
See? None of this is new.
x.com/TheAuthorGuy...
Christopher Moore on X: "Wow. Listen to Katherine Hepburn as she outlines Project 2025, in 1942." / X
Wow. Listen to Katherine Hepburn as she outlines Project 2025, in 1942.
x.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Christopher Moore
@TheAuthorGuy
Wow. Listen to Katherine Hepburn as she outlines Project 2025, in 1942.
Quote
Supertanskiii
@supertanskiii
·
Dec 28
Keeper of the Flame from 1942 terrifyingly outlining the Farage and Bannon playbook in 2 minutes.
See? None of this is new.
x.com/TheAuthorGuy...
@TheAuthorGuy
Wow. Listen to Katherine Hepburn as she outlines Project 2025, in 1942.
Quote
Supertanskiii
@supertanskiii
·
Dec 28
Keeper of the Flame from 1942 terrifyingly outlining the Farage and Bannon playbook in 2 minutes.
See? None of this is new.
x.com/TheAuthorGuy...
Thanks @theAuthorGuy & @killerweasel.bsky.social for this chuckle! Distractions are so appreciated these days.
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Thanks @theAuthorGuy & @killerweasel.bsky.social for this chuckle! Distractions are so appreciated these days.
Lots of little quakes near Colma? Maybe it's the dead rising up en masse just in time for a zombie Christmas. Now THAT would be a sequel for The Stupidest Angel. 🧟♂️🎅🤔 (@theauthorguy)
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Lots of little quakes near Colma? Maybe it's the dead rising up en masse just in time for a zombie Christmas. Now THAT would be a sequel for The Stupidest Angel. 🧟♂️🎅🤔 (@theauthorguy)
@theauthorguy - 66% of King Lear’s daughters kowtow, but this thread also contains some scorching Cordelia. And, heinous f*ckery most foul.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
@theauthorguy - 66% of King Lear’s daughters kowtow, but this thread also contains some scorching Cordelia. And, heinous f*ckery most foul.
Shakespeare for Squirrels by @theAuthorGuy is worth a reread. Thanks for this reminder!
“The powerful hold nothing but contempt for those who toady to them. All but the toadies know this.” - Pocket of Dog Snogging, Shakespeare for Squirrels
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Shakespeare for Squirrels by @theAuthorGuy is worth a reread. Thanks for this reminder!
theauthorguy would concur, betcha
September 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
theauthorguy would concur, betcha
for those of you who don’t know this story, oh my god, you must (it was probably the best night in the employee slack ever) www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncn...
September 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
for those of you who don’t know this story, oh my god, you must (it was probably the best night in the employee slack ever) www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncn...
Sacrifices.
Medal of Honor recipient Captain Florent Groberg tackled a suicide bomber in Afghanistan in 2012
saving lives of his fellow soldiers
Far right extremist conspiracy saleswoman Laura Loomer chained herself to Twitter’s door after she was banned from Twitter because she craves attention
Medal of Honor recipient Captain Florent Groberg tackled a suicide bomber in Afghanistan in 2012
saving lives of his fellow soldiers
Far right extremist conspiracy saleswoman Laura Loomer chained herself to Twitter’s door after she was banned from Twitter because she craves attention
August 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Sacrifices.
Medal of Honor recipient Captain Florent Groberg tackled a suicide bomber in Afghanistan in 2012
saving lives of his fellow soldiers
Far right extremist conspiracy saleswoman Laura Loomer chained herself to Twitter’s door after she was banned from Twitter because she craves attention
Medal of Honor recipient Captain Florent Groberg tackled a suicide bomber in Afghanistan in 2012
saving lives of his fellow soldiers
Far right extremist conspiracy saleswoman Laura Loomer chained herself to Twitter’s door after she was banned from Twitter because she craves attention
"This is awesome!"
💯 to @theauthorguy
💯 to @theauthorguy
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"This is awesome!"
💯 to @theauthorguy
💯 to @theauthorguy
But I pre-ordered it already so you and Mrs. Theauthorguy won’t starve. Someone has to keep you guys in slice and bake cookies.
April 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
But I pre-ordered it already so you and Mrs. Theauthorguy won’t starve. Someone has to keep you guys in slice and bake cookies.
Do any of you copy & paste these affirmations into a document that you look at whenever you need strength & encouragement? I sure do. Thank You @theauthorguy
March 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Do any of you copy & paste these affirmations into a document that you look at whenever you need strength & encouragement? I sure do. Thank You @theauthorguy
Anything by Christopher Moore. The most delightful one is Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Jesus' Childhood Friend.
#theauthorguy
#theauthorguy
February 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Anything by Christopher Moore. The most delightful one is Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Jesus' Childhood Friend.
#theauthorguy
#theauthorguy
Sorry. To be honest I didn't even know that we had messaging on here. You can email me at [email protected]. Just remind me of your Bluesky handle.
January 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sorry. To be honest I didn't even know that we had messaging on here. You can email me at [email protected]. Just remind me of your Bluesky handle.
I can honestly say that for authors, depending upon their genre, the interaction with their fan base on socials seems to be important but I don't think it makes up a big part of sales. It does help promote book tours. I'm thinking about 2 authors I followed onto here from x: #theauthorguy and 1/
January 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I can honestly say that for authors, depending upon their genre, the interaction with their fan base on socials seems to be important but I don't think it makes up a big part of sales. It does help promote book tours. I'm thinking about 2 authors I followed onto here from x: #theauthorguy and 1/
Clearly I remember waking my spouse by laughing out loud while reading my first Christopher Moore novel & have been reading & rereading ever since. @theAuthorGuy has gotten me through some tough times. Gratitude!!
January 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Clearly I remember waking my spouse by laughing out loud while reading my first Christopher Moore novel & have been reading & rereading ever since. @theAuthorGuy has gotten me through some tough times. Gratitude!!
He’s @theauthorguy
January 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
He’s @theauthorguy