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enrecotxt.bsky.social
👧: (sobbing) (unintelligible blubbering)
💄: ...what am i supposed to do?
⏳: apologize! say sorry!
💄: i am sorry that you are sad.
👧: (sobbing harder)
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
roherim.bsky.social
I hate it here
Unintelligible nonsense
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
sylveal.bsky.social
that dreams didn't have to be understood in order to be supported by your community, the wingless could fly, the unintelligible could be communicated with, the sad could be part of the happy, that community was possible with the stranger, that kindness was the magic that healed

TY #muppets
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
evvlien.bsky.social
[unintelligible animal noises]
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
dreamingclovers.bsky.social
“Do you want me to treat you like a broodmare? Hmm. But with the way you were earlier… Maybe I’m not enough?” K asks, before fisting Conan’s hair and dragging him up, finally letting him up for air.

Conan splutters, before babbling breathlessly—all unintelligible if K wasn’t used to this.
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
deusjz.live
I'd normally say "lets get artists to design a "AI SLOP" vinyl sticker for if it ever gets physically printed - but let's be honest, no publisher is going to spend the money to print physical copies of unmitigated and unintelligible trash. Too easy to sink the company on too few failures.
February 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
naggingcoronet.bsky.social
I’m hoping for a 3rd option. He dies. Or he finally dissolves into an unintelligible babbling toddler that Juvenile Delinquent absolutely has to invoke 25A.
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
...which is unintelligible
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
girldyke.bsky.social
I love how much of this story is completely unintelligible without context.

Not that the context makes it any *better*, it's just possible to understand.
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
d-hq.bsky.social
*Love* the Winter Olympics !
- Intensely scenic
- Best TV wallpaper there is
- Total ignorance of most of the sports...
- ...so no idea if anyone's good/average/useless
- plus unintelligible commentaries
- Only on TV every 4 yrs - so no boredom factor
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
epsteinweb.bsky.social
Part 1/2 — HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_019181.jpg
#epsteinweb #houseoversight019181
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February 8, 2026 at 9:24 AM
chubbybannister.bsky.social
Chemmy Alcott doing the Cortina downhill and unintelligible commentary
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 AM
epsteinweb.bsky.social
Part 1/2 — HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_019162.jpg
#epsteinweb #houseoversight019162
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February 8, 2026 at 9:19 AM
toplesstopics.bsky.social
I'm writing a webnovel right now where the main characters are both 25 y/o, but every time I try to throw even a little gen z slang in there, another piece of my soul dies so I gave up and just made them sound like normal people.

(I'm mostly kidding... not all zoomers speak in unintelligible code)
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 AM
teganoneil5000.bsky.social
in which we venture into the wilderness of Guy Gardner: Warrior, for a look at that time the great Phil Jimenez drew the entirety of the DCU arriving for the grand opening of a tacky theme restaurant
Review excerpt - The reason why this issue of Guy Gardner made it home with me has to do with the artist, someone else who should be familiar to frequent viewers - the great Phil Jimenez, who penciled a handful of issues of Guy's series, as well as a number of other books around this period, during which he served as a kind of stunt guest artist, appearing across the line sporadically. He was the rare fill-in artist who could boost sales on a book, owing to his being possibly the company's hottest artist at the time - and for proof I offer this very book, from a series I wasn't following, but which I would pick up if I saw Jimenez's name on the cover. And if you needed proof as to why Jimenez was so popular out of the gate, just look at the work here. Guy Gardner: Warrior #29, cover by Phil Jimenez, Dan Davis, and Mark Chiarello. Letters page from Guy Gardner: Warrior #29, featuring a nigh-unintelligible black & white reproduction of a Jimenez piece.
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
dhothersall.bsky.social
Occasionally on Bluesky, especially in the small hours, I come across a post about issue in an online community which is completely unintelligible to me, like "Dingle being outed as a flapper on GTK has made my day. IWOBG! Not!", and I am reminded that everyone has their own normal, and that's good.
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
dogg0.bsky.social
*Unintelligible simping noises*
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
noahgrand.bsky.social
When I studied far right websites for part of a dissertation chapter, they had yet to invent their own language.

I've also seen far left folks post on social media with in-group language, equally unintelligible to me.
cwarzel.bsky.social Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 1d
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
mcladjuster.bsky.social
I can't get my head around why anyone want to distill an accent so far as to make it unintelligible. My very working class parents were desperate for us not to be so Scouse. I'd get a smack if I used "yous" for example. Badge of honour now.
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
caseinmicelles.bsky.social
I just received the most unintelligible talk-to-text from my mother, and for my own sake, I'll assume it was an error to say she's making stock out of someone named Becca.
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
finchwrites.bsky.social
Mesmeric drone✅
Creepy aesthetic✅
Deliberately unintelligible✅
Danceable⁉️
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz
I mean the literal translation from Incel is "Clavicular was hanging out in the club enjoying life when a group of women came up and stressed him out. Is ignoring women while <unintelligible> and outclassing men more useful than <unintelligible> catfishing women in the club"
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz
It's incel for "Clavicular was hanging out in the club enjoying life when a group of women came up and stressed him out. Is ignoring women while <unintelligible> and outclassing men more useful than <unintelligible> catfishing women in the club"
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
dr-phonyx.bsky.social
*EXCITED, UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING*
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
cyneheard.bsky.social
@proptermalone.bsky.social I think your “two years until X is unintelligible”was a wild overestimate
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM