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Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social · 4h

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 4h

Parsnips - fuck off

Films - don’t tend to watch films in the first place

Fairytale Of New York - fuck off

Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 4h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.

Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 5h

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Avocado (with or without the toast) 🤢

Event Horizon (watched it once, scared the ABSOLUTE living shit out of me)

The fucking Macarena (and the dance that goes with)

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 5h

“Developer Contribution”

Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 5h

Used to love doing the stepmaster at the gym. Empire State, a couple of Big Bens. Proper work out

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 5h

“Can I use your bathroom?”

“Yeah, sure. Use the one in our room”

*walks in

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 5h

Interior design by David Blaine

👻madeline boOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 7h

regret to inform you all that we have another one

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Check out this 3 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom flat for sale in Dolphin House, Smugglers Way, London, SW18 for £1,750,000. Marketed by Knight Frank, Battersea

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 7h

Kerry Katona’s looking well

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 7h

Fgs

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 7h

Don’t tell me you don’t like Gabrielle

Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 8h

Please all stand to attention for Ms Gabrielle

Rise

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 8h

Monday

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 17h

Henry is getting into the Halloween mood 🎃🐰

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 17h

“Sarah is painting a picture. What about you, Duck? Oh, he’s gone for a Twix”

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 17h

Absolutely love The Thick Of It. The wean enjoys Cbeebies’ Sarah & Duck which i too enjoy as it’s narrated by Roger Allam

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 18h

My mind last Saturday night when a lad was telling me all about how he likes to make his own mead brew at home

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 18h

When you’re absolutely clattered and someone at the bar asks you what you want

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 19h

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 19h

I am eating a mince pie with cheese and a coffee. Good evening

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20h

them: i don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
me: you’re right that’s why i’m pumping up the jam

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 19h

Sprezzatura 🤌🏻

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 19h

Also, skiing - not a real sport, unfortunately.

If you wear a coat when doing it, it's not a sport

Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely bends my head that people pay money to go on holiday fucking skiing.

Why the hell do you want to go on holiday for a week in a big coat?! Traipsing up and down a bloody alp sweating like a dog. Ridiculous

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely bends my head that people pay money to go on holiday fucking skiing.

Why the hell do you want to go on holiday for a week in a big coat?! Traipsing up and down a bloody alp sweating like a dog. Ridiculous

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 20h

I see Katie Price is engaged again.

More gold rings than Sonic the Hedgehog her

Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 21h

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Bat Massarella-Gill 🦇 @3788mg.bsky.social · 21h

Have you never done one of their curry carveries? A full roast with tikka masala and curried cabage on the side of the plate. I’m being serious lol

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