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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 7d

I just say shit on here. I don't even know what it means

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 4m

HALT:

Horny
Angry
Lonely
Tired

Never be any of these things

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Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 11h

Anatoly Dyatlov: What does the breathalyzer say?
Alexandr Akimov: 0.337 BAC. But that's as high as the meter...
Anatoly Dyatlov: 0.337 - not great, not terrible.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h

Hey @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I think you should know about this.

UNIVERSITY
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POLICE
Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice
Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was.337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida
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Little Aku @khaakdasaret.bsky.social · 1h

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

Football playing flashbacks

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 10h

It’s short for Happening Gilmore

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 1d

so glad she finally got her Nobel Peace Prize

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 11h

Showering at 11pm can only be for sinister reasons

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 11h

We've all stumbled upon that toilet

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haunted mentions @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 11h

i’m putting together a team to kill grok

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 11h

Jergen Hair Stadium

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 12h

Moving the pile sounds filthy

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 12h

That's me but I don't make it a personality trait

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

harder and harder, and deeper and deeper

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 12h

I've met this guy multiple times

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 12h

I don't think I'll make $300 if I just clean the side

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 13h

OK I'm not that stupid

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 13h

That would be pretty fucked up if I sent an AA amends to the wrong person.

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 20h

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 13h

I think everything I like with him I like in spite of him. He has incredible taste in roles I have to admit

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 13h

That's a lot of money to spend on reddit karma

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 13h

Rockstar shit

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 13h

the only wings we salute in this house

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 17h

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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