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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 52m

where the brewers will be in a week

acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 1h

this was the brewers record against the mets in 2024 btw

Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 3h

The Brewers and Dodgers played 6 games this season.

Games won:
Brewers 6
Dodgers 0

Great NLCS on the way!

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 3h

the curse of the kirkino

Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 3h

What now playboy

Cubs infielder Matt Shaw defends missing game to attend Charlie Kirk's memorial service

"Whatever backlash comes is OK," Shaw told reporters after he missed the Cubs' game Sunday against the Cincinnati Reds to attend Kirk's service in Arizona.

www.nbcnews.com

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Lifelong Democrats for Zohran #ImWithHim 🌊🌊🌊 @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 3h

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

you don't need that anymore thanks to chatgpt

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

im just going to say it: even if donald trump didnt diddle kids he still wouldnt be a good president

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

hey hey what do you say cubs are going to win today

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

we didn't have ai when i was a kid

we had to settle for vanilla ice ripping off under pressure

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

president xi our dictator has weapons of mass destruction and has deployed troops against his own people

please... you would be welcomed as liberators

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

david bowie erasure

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 6h

least problematic gamer

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 17h

Some kid is doing the standard “ur mom” voice chat trash talk and they got no idea they’re talking to bashar al assad

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 8h

honestly military coup might be the best possible outcome

CNN @cnn.com · 18h

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

GOP leaders steadfast in shutdown stance despite rising pressure inside party | CNN Politics

Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.

www.cnn.com

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 8h

still time for him to receive the light of islam and unhesitatingly recite the shahada

Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 12h

I wish Gavin Newsome was like Zohran.

He's not.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 9h

what's the point of having ten thousand followers if not to sow panic

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10h

Tim Heidecker is so good at this.

WHAT an incredible experience getting to perform at the Riyadh comedy festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty’s generosity. I’ll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14h

im thinkin it's morbin time

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 15h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14h

it's embarrassing to think that was a sick dunk

acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14h

beats have meter, always happy to help

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 15h

as a white person the most confusing thing about hip hop is that when they say "beat" they mean the track they rap over

I kept hearing about sick beats but then i listened to the track and it's just 4/4 again