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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 4h

I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 2h

Pounded in the butt by the trademark infringement brief I received due to my style of book titles being similar to already beloved authors.

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 2h

Pounded in the butt by the trademark infringement brief I received due to my style of book titles being similar to already beloved authors.

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Tea’s so happy being Teddy Roosevelt @teaberryblue.net · 1d

Anyway, SNAP should be universal. Just like school lunches in NYC. Not everyone needs it to survive but everybody gets it, no means testing.

There should also be a lot fewer regulations on what you can buy with SNAP and discounts, not bans, on hot prepared foods.

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 2h

Chuck tingle would like to collaborate with you at this rate.

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 8h

Oh my gosh I forgot to watch David S Punpmins this year gotta ge in that!

Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 3d

heppy halloween

Pumpkin Dance Miles Remix

YouTube video by AviticusEstrael

www.youtube.com

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 2d

Happy Halloween!

Kentucky woman expecting meds in mail gets box of human hands, fingers instead

"The box was intended to be delivered for surgical training but was somehow delivered to her front porch," a coroner said.

www.nbcnews.com

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 2d

first-mate prance @bocxtop
it's cool how the govt told us raising the minimum wage would make a burger be $20 and now a burger is $20. but min wage is the same

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Cara @caramia5.bsky.social · 5d

I most humbly suggest we stop creating herpes monkeys

So Maybe Lets Not Do That Fiona Frills GIF

ALT: So Maybe Lets Not Do That Fiona Frills GIF

media.tenor.com

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 5d

let’s wrap it up in regulation tonight, boys. i’m spent.

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 5d

Homer in hell. Satan, preparing to force-feed Homer donuts for all of eternity, says

So, you like baseball, eh? Well, we have all the baseball in the world!

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

Chicken sandwich….thats an era I havnt heard in a long time….long time…

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 5d

Every insecure 5’10” guy’s worst nightmare is having national news stations constantly blanketing the airwaves with the fact that he’s 5’10”

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 9d

It’s been over 2 weeks since AOC said Stephen Miller was weak and puny. Fox is still talking about it.

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 5d

Cut to a 47 post long thread by the menswear guy “look I promise I don’t only compliment the attire of left wingers. So here. Let’s analyze what this guy gets correct in his attempt to look and act like a Nazi”

Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 6d

Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.

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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 5d

So the judge is not granting the motion to ban the use of tear gas.

But she's not denying it, either.

She's keeping it in her back pocket.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 6d

Head’s up, Portland.

Heretic Coffee Co on SE 28th will be giving SNAP breakfast’s daily until SNAP is restored.

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 5d

my favorite part about magic's phyrexian body horror is that compleation is marketed as the pursuit of an optimal body and when you look at the cards its like.

-top half of a woman on a horse
-top half of a woman on dinosaur legs
-top half of a woman on a spider
-woman with a sword arm

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NerdyLexicon @nerdylexicon.bsky.social · 5d

Never once is there a follow-up of "Do you think that being constantly unaware of major political news makes you unfit to hold a political position?"

Or "You can pull an article up right now, we'll wait."

Or even "Which staffer are you going to fire for leaving you so pathetically unprepared?"

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.

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Olive Rae Brinker @olivebrinker.bsky.social · 5d

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 6d

Here is roxkababy.

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 6d

I gotta say I was dubious about the Epstein Ballroom Trump’s building but the drawings I’ve seen of the Epstein Ballroom make the Epstein Ballroom look not as off the rails hideous as I thought the Epstein Ballroom would look.

#EpsteinBallroom

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Jamie Keller @adhdrobotlawyer.bsky.social · 6d

“They taught you the details in school right? If you have any questions you can talk to us. Also we are strongly of the belief that it should only be after marriage for the purpose of having kids. Ok good talk”

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 8d

i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.

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armando l sanchez @mandophotos.bsky.social · 8d