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Father, lecturer, apparently a secret agent! Proud owner of a jailbroken iPod. | Roleplay | #AGENCY | mdni

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · Feb 16

Orson Duffy.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

@warriorblood.bsky.social kimmie, i think this achievement warrants a special treat. bring the jailbroken eye pod. we'll have . . . ooh, half an hour, i should think.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe if we say it out loud it'll appear.

Google. Google full stop com. Google. Google, Please. Cat videos. Audio of cat videos. Meow. Meow. Daisy, meow with me?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know where it is it's usually right there!

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf.

What's the search bar?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

Instnant Grandma

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf.

What's the search bar?

your girlfriend of the week @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 2d

Type into the search bar I said the search bar no the search bar the search bar type into the search bar

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

I think we're being watched.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 2d

@agentdaisy.bsky.social How do I do the Face Book? My Eye Pod is making noises at me.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

I shouldn't worry, Joel. If he's white all you have to do is distract him with cheese talk.

joel @agentjoel.bsky.social · 7d

Now is NOT a good time there's a whole guy there.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

I can't find the ginger beer!

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

I can't find the ginger beer!

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

Well, I can't describe what it looks like but it feels like a picnic blanket.

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 7d

uh... i guess... which one is it?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

Well that's grand to hear! You never know when they could come in useful. You couldn't go fetch our picnic blanket?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 7d

Well that's grand to hear! You never know when they could come in useful. You couldn't go fetch our picnic blanket?

𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐁 @delasi.bsky.social · 12d

don't worry i brought my tits.