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Allison Hantschel

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Media for DAME magazine. She/her. Co-founder, First-Draft.com. Alumna of The Daily Cardinal.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · Sep 10

ICYMI, this month in @damemagazine.bsky.social I wrote about the jocular "Trump's bein' Trump!" coverage of our very sick (in every sense) president:

Why Is the Press Giving Trump’s Declining Health a Pass? - Dame Magazine

There is something physically wrong with President Donald Trump. He walks haltingly, speaks incoherently, forgets names and places and mixes up dates and statistics, making up numbers where none exist...

www.damemagazine.com

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 3h

It's like they made a man from things that charm me senseless.

Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 3h

I started stress-drinking in the 2nd so I'll just say that Pat Murphy could get it.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 3h

Them winning would be acceptable because it's the funniest ending to our current Canada vs. US beef.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 4h

I cheered the Cubs in 2016 because the city deserved it. But god almighty I watched this team suck shit out loud for 30 years and this is perfect.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 4h

Already crying but thanks for that.

Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 4h

My baaaaaaabies.

MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 4h

SOMETHING SPECIAL IS BREWING IN MILWAUKEE 😤

The @Brewers have a date with the Dodgers in the NLCS! #CLINCHED

(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)

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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 4h

Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 9d

The Brewers with a chance to shoot Counsell into the lake. Christ.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 4h

I love you.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 4h

I guarantee the Milwaukee Brewers logo designer gets so much pussy

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 4h

I just want my dad to see a postseason since 82 that isn't one and done.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 4h

We are competing to see who's gonna get mowed down by LA. I do know this.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 4h

Misiorowski is doing well in professional baseball considering he is 14 years old.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 6h

Blissful days not worrying who we were at war with that morning.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 17h

I hate this aggro shit so much.

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 17h

one thing that’s definitely new over the past decade or so is the number of bumper stickers and signs threatening to kill you

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

A friend has been distributing those kinds of whistles! Good on you!

Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

Taps the sign:

Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · Jun 28

Here's what we're gonna do. Most of us. Instead of rage-posting memes and speculating about stuff we have no way to know or control. After today, here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna plan for our most vulnerable friends and neighbors. We're gonna take care of the people on our left, & our right.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

Seen in Maywood, Illinois

Handwritten sign on parked car dash that reads ZIP TYING CHILDREN IS FUCKING WRONG

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

Credit where it's due.

Senator Dick Durbin @durbin.senate.gov · 1d

We’re outside of the Broadview ICE facility.

It’s clearer than ever before.

What’s happening in Illinois is an unprecedented, unlawful abuse of power.

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

Which one is the perfect angel baby who's never done anything wrong and which one has a warrant in three counties for arson, fraud, and theft of a suitcase nuke?

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

If the protest doesn't have an official Protest Axolotl I'm not going.

Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

Yeah, it's not like any of us have anxiety about anything right now?!!!!

Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

The best is everyone nitpicking the weight limits and if they should be in a harness in the replies.

Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

Chicago over everything.

The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 1d

ISP really wants to get an elevated look here but they’ve been struggling to figure this out for almost ten minutes.

One protesters yells, “I’m certified if you need help.”

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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 1d

Unfortunately every newsroom contains at least one person who hates everyone else there and views this kind of thing as an opportunity to get revenge for perceived slights, as well as one hashtag girlboss who's gonna try to Gretchen Weiner this shit.

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