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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants

@alyssapants.bsky.social

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Mostly talking about wrestling. Probably some politics too. Sorry lol Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb She/her | 🇵🇭🇺🇸 | Hella Sacramento, CA & Hella Reno, NV | https://ko-fi.com/alyssapants is where I post things I make sometimes

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · Jan 6

I heard that the oldest person to commit insurance fraud just passed away at age 240. Really impressive

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Sacramento Kings @sacramentokings.bsky.social · 6h

We may never lose again

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 11h

Jackass was the only pure form of challenges for money

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · Feb 20

In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · Feb 20

In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch

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Ghost Plants @ghostplants.bsky.social · 11h

My heart goes out to the President. I heard he came down with MDS.
Mamdani Derangement Syndrome

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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 17h

Meanwhile Wall Street uses its bonuses on cocaine and that's perfectly fine.

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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 19h

Zohran says you’re trans now

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 18h

I REFUSE to believe it's not butter, regardless of what the mainstream media tells me

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 19h

anyway thanks for listening to me hypothetically argue with my mom

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 19h

umm, there will always be an amount of waste in any system, maybe don't hyper-fixate on that if it means that a lot of people can be lifted out of poverty

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 19h

i think a big hurdle to get over for people is the maturity to want something good for everyone, even that guy you don't like. i remember talking to people i know about UBI a while ago, and it was like "what if 'they' spend it on drugs?"

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 19h

turns out the general public likes if you have an actual, understandable message that speaks to their day to day lives and is not just "well i'm not that guy" or "i dislike a very specific group of people"

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

I had to turn of the “rude” moderation labeler. I get we want some sort of crowd control but a lot of those cases were just “cmon man, just scroll past” situations hahah

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

Happy to help 😎🤙

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

Sacramenno is sick as hell, dude

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

If it weren’t for all of this I would never have known about Curtis sliwa and I’m grateful to be aware of his existence and I think he’d make a great villain in juggalo championship wrestling

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AL Kaline 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 1d

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

(Compliment)

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

This is what today felt like

Stone cold Steve Austin giving two middle fingers to Mike Tyson

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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe dumping poop on voters from an airplane is not a surefire electoral strategy

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 1d

with 50 percent of the vote in, 2/3rds of California has voted to send Kevin Kiley to the shadow dimension

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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

Hell ya, brother

Also lmao get narded, Kevin Kiley.

DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 1d

OMG YOU GUYS!

Prop 50 passed!

Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants @alyssapants.bsky.social · 1d

Dude hella looks like he’s jd Vance’s half-brother (derogatory)

Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 1d

Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of couch fiend JD Vance. Cory lost the election immediately after being endorsed by JD Vance.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 1d

Dems in ARRAY

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 1d

legally mamdani now gets to take sliwa’s hat

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