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matthew @pahuski.com · 2h

Happy Columbo’s Day

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 9h

I don't know what it is but some part of the graphics is making my eyes hurt

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Sep 3

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 14h

RANDOM PERSON: *walking around*

ONE OF THOSE LITTLE MICE ROBOTS FROM THE DEATH STAR: hey boss. how's it hangin

RANDOM PERSON: okay fuck this

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · Sep 2

People: Oh wow, I know Kim always draws him like an idiot murder dork, but I bet Taskmaster is really so scary in the comics..

Taskmaster in the comics:

Page of Taskmaster beating up the White Fox, giving weird names to all the moves he stole because he doesn't know the proper ones.

Tony being a dweeb like this in canon, making a fool of himself right after being cool and beating Venom, by calling him the King of Poo-Poo Mountain.

Page of Tasky doing some of the Doctor Strange hand movements to summon a magic circle, before using an actual gun to shoot a guy in the head.

A waiter approaching Tasky, saying if it is okay to ask him a question. Tasky wants to know if it is about his costume, and the waiter politely says 'uhm, never mind'.

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mean & evil @tape.bsky.social · 21h

yeah im bisexual, im attracted to bisexuals and lesbians

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

alternately, you could get like 50 roast beef sandwiches from beefside, loving those is the most and only correct answer in the entire state

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

oh dude I'm so sorry you're going thru this

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

the only ethical littering

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

when I lived in NH, every party had a crock pot of some big meat dish, no matter what time of year

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

every video game should have double jump

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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · Apr 19

the Prussian police reports on Karl Marx from 1853 prove that leftists have always had immense Disco Elysium dirtbag energy.

A portrait of Harry DuBois from Disco Elysium as Karl Marx. Excerpts from the 1853 Prussian Secret Police Report on Karl Marx are quoted. They all kind of read like fucked up Pokédex entries:

1. "In private life Marx is an extremely disorderly, cynical human being, and a bad host. He leads the existence of a real Bohemian intellectual."

2. "His large piercing fiery eyes have something demonically sinister about them. However, one can tell at first glance he is a man of genius and energy."

3. "Washing, grooming and changing his linen are things he does rarely, and he likes to get drunk."

4. "He is idle for days on end, but he will work night and day with tireless endurance when he has a great deal of work to do."

5. "He often stays up all night, and then lies down fully clothed on the sofa at midday and sleeps till evening, untroubled by the comings and goings of the whole world."

- Prussian Police Report on Karl Marx, 1853

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

okay so
da:v is definitely better as a rogue
and some of the shit in the intro that seemed like just bad writing actually kinda make sense now that I know the end
going from over complicated gear management in da:i to super simple da:v feels like going from me1 to me2 and i don't know if I like it

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 1d

having a computer room was a privilege, some of us had to walk all the way to the library and make a booking to play neopets on the computer. but things change, now i drive my car to the library.

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 1d

of the best things that have happened in the last decade, #1 remains "the Dungeons and Dragons movie naming that one character Jarnathan" and it's not particularly close

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ashley @thimblings.bsky.social · 13d

jeez lucanis, it's like you've never actually LOOKED at rook before

#datv #dav #lucanisdellamorte

[Top]
Lucanis: ...And then what is this supposed to be?
Spite: Rook! Obviously.

[Bottom]
Lucanis: *squint*
Spite: *very pleaseed with himself*

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

she was like 90% of my hs education

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

solas' eyebrows are too nice
was he making the caretaker in the crossroads shape them or some shit

ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

next step: podcast

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

GOOD. he should be super dead

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

it makes no sense! I don't blame you for yelling!

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

lemme fight em I'll kiss em away

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ana germ @anagerm.bsky.social · 1d

I had forgotten it and I very much regret remembering it!!!!

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Grant has that Dogsred in him @grantthethief.bsky.social · 1d

Getting caught up on Absolute Batman

Michael Caien as Alfred saying Bane is the scariest guy I’ve ever seen in my life

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The Witcher @thewitcher.com · 6d

As the harvest season ends, families gather under the full moon to share stories, laughter, and love.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to all who celebrate! 🍂🌕

Artwork by 巴纳德33号

Underneath a full moon, Geralt and Ciri share a platter of food. They sit across from one another, each resting their back against a white wolf that lies behind them. The sky is peppered with tiny bright stars. In front of it is a red window with ornate latticework. The ground beneath Ciri and Geralt is also red, with similar stars and clouds mirroring the sky above.

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