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ana germ
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i am a cyborg and I have cats
transmasc or some shit
he/they
hEDS/bipolar/ocd
Pinned
I would match with myself so fast
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT

Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage

More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
February 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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from now on I do not want an alarm clock
I want ben Linus with a ham
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
where is the pure unbridled rage of my forefathers
February 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I decided that I didn't feel weird enough so I listened to k's album and now I would like to live in a hole
I am still so stupidly sad over that stupid boy
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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*trying to eat out the darkthrone pussy* hehe what’s up I’ve got that Transylvanian Hunger
July 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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darkthrone
February 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This is the kind of thing white supremacists have been doing to Emmett Till’s memorial for decades.

It’s wild to see them do this to a white woman who the entire world saw extrajudicially murdered.
Someone doused Renee Good’s Minneapolis memorial and a nearby pile of wood with gasoline and started a fire at about 9 p.m. Tuesday.
Renee Good memorial site in south Minneapolis doused in gasoline
Damage was minimal but police are investigating.
bit.ly
February 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
spent over an hour on a speaker call trying to fix a printer
February 18, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I hate life but I love being the gayest person alive

also I'm just letting my hair do what it wants and it seems to be working out okay
February 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
from now on I do not want an alarm clock
I want ben Linus with a ham
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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Cover reveal for Primrose! A Redwall-esque TTRPG, hot off the press.

You may have seen some previous character art I did for James over the years, and now the project is officially launched :)

You can download the PDF here: primrosegame.itch.io
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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With 10 days left of February, and no sales, I should talk more about my books, so let's talk about my first series:

The First Rule Of Being A Spy.

The first book is free here:
sylverwpoulsen.itch.io/matching-sti...

Here are the main characters across the first 3 books, with Aydyn being the POV.
February 18, 2026 at 1:32 PM
wrex has been trying to climb in my dresser for 2 hours
I stayed up too late talking to a friend I haven't talked to in awhile
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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the secret to success in any endeavor is 300 energy drinks
February 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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I almost forgot

Happy Rush Limbaugh is Dead Day to all those who celebrate.

Feb 17th, 5 Years.

Good Riddance.

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February 18, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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plex sent me an email like 5 hours ago that says "mr bean is free to stream" and i still havent cleared the notification bc i just like seeing it up there. its so reassuring. like yes. mr bean is free to stream. thank u plex
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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I've got this new breathing exercise I learned in meditation where you breathe in slowly through your nose and then when you exhale you breathe fire and destroy your enemies
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
[pop punk intensifies]
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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I mean, it has to be the one where he defeats Devo, right
February 18, 2026 at 3:15 AM
this is why I had a strict no kissing rule listed on all of my dating profiles
uncouth as fuck
embarrassing
February 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I have 3 controllers in bed with me. and I have played none games :(
February 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 2:47 AM
david dastmalchian looks like a very large version of a very small nervous dog
February 18, 2026 at 2:45 AM