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Ants

@ants.bsky.social

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Philly/Seattle sports fan (mainly baseball), OKC resident. Aviation and weather nerd. Dadchat. Jesus guy.

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Dan @danjoncon.bsky.social · 2h

LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.

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Rock Me Amadeus Ex Machina @mikeall.bsky.social · 13h

Can't explain the story of the 2025 Mariners without mentioning: Dumper, Etsy Witch or Humpy.

That is a sane and correct sentence.

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13h

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

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Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

lmao how am I supposed to sleep after that

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, absolutely

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

So Bob Wolcott is starting Game 1 on Sunday, right?

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13h

Mariners win

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13h

When this game started vs when this game ended

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Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

SKUBAL IS 0-4 AGAINST THE MARINERS. GET WASHED.

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

SKUBAL START #2: WON

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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 13h

The Single!

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Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

THANK

YOU

GOD

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

Shrimp?

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

NOW YOU SQUEEZE

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 13h

Now you bunt with Cal

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14h

Ryan Rowland-Smith interrupted mid-broadcast by a batboy with a note from the dugout reading "how is your arm feeling lol, please be honest."

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Ants @ants.bsky.social · 14h

This is it. It ends now. Raleigh hits a dinger to finish it.

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 14h

SEDE VACANTE

Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14h

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 14h

hahahhahaha that gave me a cardiac arrest hahahahahaha

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506 Sports @506sports.bsky.social · 14h

stay tuned for Big Noon Kickoff immediately following the baseball game.

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Ants @ants.bsky.social · 14h

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS WE GOT CARPENTER OUT

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 14h

Do we as a nation have an exit strategy for this game?

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 14h

Great throw by Dingler, jeez

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 14h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Ants @ants.bsky.social · 14h

I genuinely don't see how this team scores a run outside of a Dumper dinger

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 14h

Tigers-Mariners Game 5:

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