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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 7h

There was an officer-involved sandwich incident, where a vest was lightly and briefly littered upon. There were all of the survivors.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 7h

All that, and a bag of chips.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, Brother From Another Planet, definitely (outer space)

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I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 10h

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 9h

Wes Anderson, George Lucas, Greta Gerwig, Amy Poelher, Steve Martin, Karina Longworth, LeVar Burton.

At best, they could grit through a few minutes of my Jiminy Glick routine. At worst, it would be a profoundly disappointing encounter for all.

A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 10h

I would start pestering him with fawning questions about Speakeasy and he'd jump through a window to escape.

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Tim Briody @timbriody.bsky.social · Jun 25

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · Jun 25

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 1d

Off the top of my head, Brooklyn (Irish and some Italians).

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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 1d

[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!

photo of a sign outside the door of the Oval Office, reading "The Oval Office" in gold bullshit script, made out of three sheets of paper

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 1d

Democrats: Zohran cracked the code. Chiefly, one phrase dominated his message.

QUALITY OF LIFE

That's it. That's the phrase. That's the promise. Every generation plays video games now. Everyone knows what a QOL improvement FEELS like. That's the promise of '26.

Improve everyone's Quality of Life.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe they're just watching One Battle After Another.

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Eric Moran @deveric.net · 1d

The siren at 1pm is to warn you of four more years of this bullshit.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 1d

Harrumph thread.

Melody Hoffmann @phmelody.bsky.social · 1d

Jacob Frey has been declared the unofficial winner for mayor by the City of Minneapolis.

A screenshot of the City of Minneapolis 2025 election results page that reads "Mayor results Jacob Frey"

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 1d

Hold On, Marx is dead? I thought he was Right Here Waiting for us.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 2d

Whew. Better gridlock than Audette's audacity.

Sahan Journal @sahanjournal.bsky.social · 2d

Anoka-Hennepin voters reelected all three incumbents in a politically divided school board Tuesday night, meaning partisan gridlock is likely to continue.

View the results: sahanjournal.com/democracy-po...

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 2d

Ugh. R-MN, too.

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 2d

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, Mamdani can't release the Epstein files, can he?

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 2d

ICE. ICE? Maybe.

dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 2d

New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves

In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

www.wired.com

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 2d

thank you for the outpouring of support!

those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

Donate to Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover, organized by Lexi McMenamin

More than half the team at Teen Vogue was laid off this week by our parent co… Lexi McMenamin needs your support for Help Laid-Off Teen Vogue Staffers Recover

www.gofundme.com

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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 2d

Today, Tuesday, Nov. 4 is Election Day! Polls are open until 8 p.m. Here's everything you need to know about voting at your assigned polling place: https://vote.minneapolismn.gov/voters/where-to-vote/

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 2d

With iron rations you add +1d4 damage.

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Racket @racketmn.com · 3d

A special bonus episode to prepare you for voting tomorrow.

RacketCast, Ep. 38: Twin Cities Election Guide Spectacular Feat. Naomi Kritzer - Racket

A special bonus episode to prepare you for voting.

racketmn.com

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A Real Joel Dehn @arealjoeldehn.bsky.social · 3d

Dances With Wolves came out when I was twelve, so of course its score dug deeply, forever associating itself with wide open spaces and friendly animals and such.

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