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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 1h

Proof (floof) of life

An orange tabby cat sitting on the back of a couch next to a window. Cat is looking at the camera

Same cat lying down between the couch and window on the sill looking up at the camera

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

Rich trying to be neutral on that Jets fumble recovery was pretty amusing

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

Yeahhhhh that wasn’t great

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2h

My mom scared the shit out of me this morning at 6:30 am by texting if I could get up. I was expecting Roux to be dead. OH NO HE VERY ALIVE lol Frisky and bitey. Poor thing was just a bit hungry too so tuna for breakfast lol

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

Heyyyyyy I’m not the ringworm girl now am I??

I was just gunna say he’s just petting you to get more scratches lol

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 12h

they made Amy Pohler as Pam Bondi way too hot

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

I flipped it on SNL and Tina Fey doing Noem is pretty good

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

Sigh……….of course

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 20h

Mr United States. Look, at least it's not an unironed Superman costume bought from a cheap costume shop, but my gods USA, what the fuck is this? I mean, I guess it does say a lot about the US as a country, but probably not what you want it to say...

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

[googles plane tickets to Sri Lanka]

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 20h

Mr Sri Lanka. This is a rare case where I think the outfit would be better without the giant gold snakes around his head. Maybe add a cape, but I think the rest of the outfit (what little of it there is) is so great that he doesn't need the snakes.

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

I will take ALL YOUR DEVILED EGGS

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

OMG yes get IT

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 20h

Mr Laos. Just when you though this year was a bit quiet on the insanely huge, bedazzled, symbolic costumes along comes Mr Laos and blows everyone else out of the water. This is insane, but it's also *so* good.

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

India never disappoints

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 21h

Mr India is also following the standard of previous Mr India's in the contest of just wearing something traditional and immaculate and I think this is possibly my favourite traditional look of the year. It's just breathtakingly gorgeous.

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Red Ginger Sonja @redgingersonja.bsky.social · 15h

if you like fantastic clothing and handsome men, this is for you.

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 21h

You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 12h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Sushi (I’m very sorry)
Schindler’s List
That Paul McCartney Christmas song I refuse to name

Jay in NH @jayinnh.bsky.social · 14h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Twinkies
Black Swan
Piano Man

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

Hey Dan I got some real bad news for you

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

Uh huh just incredible really

Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 13h

Oh England come on lol

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 18h

A new law in England now bans restaurants from offering free bottomless refills of full-sugar soft drinks.

Chains like Nando’s now have signs stating that customers can have one glass of Coca-Cola Classic, while refills remain available for Coke Zero and Diet Coke.