Dear Ashley…
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Dear Ashley…
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“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
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A loser with all that Botox and surgery
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
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McCormick me down
Birds that have risen above their Bird past love Del Frisco’s
I love Del Friscos 🤭
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What if it has sharp cheddar?
A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
He’s crazy. They should’ve never allowed him any kind of access to the competitors. Also if he has beef with her managers, take it up with them not her
With Miss Mexico and the Thai businessman?!
Lord. Is this the Gen Z edition? Lol
New cast. New drama. New shift. #VanderpumpRules #VPR
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Wait, did they edit an interview? Did they not air every second?

I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
I’ve fallen victim into a stereotypical Black woman trope…I’ve decided to study for another credential lol
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Wasn’t Clooney one of the people that pushed Biden out?
If anyone needs to go away it’s this mfer
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Ya’ll remember back in the day when men used to be fine?
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Your ex not the only one with crazy neck
What did he say in her ear here?
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I got my mouth slapped alot for talking back.

I’m gonna have the last word.
What’s something you got in trouble for as a kid?
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something about it just screams lazy idk
Celebrity Halloween "costumes" which are actually just a really expensive photoshoot or skit but there's no evidence they wore it to a party or wore it while riding the subway or something dont feel like they should count. Its like... ok great, but you dress up and do this all year round anyway.
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They gone be on the same lines FDR saw to even start those programs
The overwhelming majority of Americans receiving food stamps, SNAP, EBT, and other gov’t assistance are white people.

Makes sense, as white people are upwards of 65% of the overall U.S. population.

Yet, Project 2025 eliminates all government assistance program.

This is what White America chose. 🇺🇸
That’s why he’s aging rapidly now. God don’t like ugly
And one of those elites -- George Clooney -- decided after the election that his love for America was better served by moving to France.
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This past weekend a young family member made an offensive ICE joke and I stopped him in his tracks and corrected that shit. Made it awkward for a moment then the fish and spaghetti was done and we ate, drank and did the percolator.
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The worst thing about the NBA gambling thing is that we now know for an absolute fact that this shit is happening in the NFL. Get rid of ALL sports betting.

I’m saying this as someone who genuinely enjoys placing bets.