Binfire Era
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As a break from *gestures at it all*, I'm going to rate constellations of the zodiac.

First up: Aries.

Do fuck off. That's a line, mate. You can't just show me an obtuse angle, make bleating noises and expect me to see a sheep. You must think my head buttons up the back
The constellation Aries
binfire.bsky.social
I know you think you are well ard but you are not nails enough to go fucking with the elder gods
binfire.bsky.social
I heard some crows shouting and the cat came running towards me with his tail all brushy. Istg if he gets a blood curse put on the flat
binfire.bsky.social
They're investigating this guy's penis with a view to making new moisture absorbers, as it's the driest substance known to man
binfire.bsky.social
Come quick, researchers have discovered a new level of rizzlessness
binfire.bsky.social
As I remember it, this sort of barren setup will cause the kiddies to get bored and start making up their own games. T-10 to somebody falling off that fence and spanging themselves in the fork
binfire.bsky.social
Oh well played 👏🏻
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youreacuntmate.bsky.social
Found the worst playground in England
binfire.bsky.social
That puts my mind at ease, thanks 🙂
binfire.bsky.social
Cool just ordered one
binfire.bsky.social
Reliability. It's annoying enough when my headphones aren't pressuring and that doesn't even lose me sales!
binfire.bsky.social
The one for £19? Yeah that's the one I was thinking but it feels like too many points of failure. The next one up is £150 more though which is a lot!
binfire.bsky.social
I've signed up for Square, was thinking I'd get the one for £19 that pairs with your phone but I don't trust Bluetooth enough for that. But the next most expensive one with its own WiFi is £169 😳
binfire.bsky.social
Does anybody know owt about point of sale card readers? I'm getting ready for my first market.
binfire.bsky.social
Slip slop slap are slur terms 😭
binfire.bsky.social
Have you ever had sunburned cleavage? It's no bueno
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Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.
Designed With
Gamers In Mind Designed With
Activists In Mind
binfire.bsky.social
I wish I invented these, I can only claim being an early adopter
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cranfath3r.bsky.social
The Star Wars remaster ending but it’s Epstein, Charlie Kirk, and Ian Watkins looking on
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mrmoth.bsky.social
Can't argue with that, given his prolific groupie shagging antics he's probably [complete skeet unavailable on legal grounds]
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traceyno.bsky.social
still punk, i whisper, as i apply bonjela to the bitten inside of
my cheek on a saturday evening
binfire.bsky.social
The strategic shirtlessness did him no harm with the judges #strictly