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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 35m

every day im fighting my demons except my demons are literally just being someone people like and admire

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 51m

my gender is "female celebrity trying to avoid paparazzi while shopping for groceries"

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 1d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 1h

in the dojo after a mean goon sesh drying off my dick like a sokushinbutsu mummy

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 1h

POV ur blasting cigs in a dingy basement with fl studio open on a macbook pro, pink lighter in ur lap. theres a man with his whole pussy out sleeping on a mattress surrounded by trash and some very chill cats

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Roby @lapithai.art · 1h

Aibo ERS1000

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Prosper Tipaldi 🌱🌿 @prospertipaldi.bsky.social · 1h

Hey artists! QRP with your sketch vs final! ✨️🦌

A drawing of a Baratheon knight riding a horse in full plate armor, wielding a hammer and shield

The rough line sketch of the previous image

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 4h

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 12h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12h

usually takes more than one game to learn that. your wife is a prodigy.

Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 12h

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 18h

lmao called it

National Guard deployed to the Bass Pro pyramid

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pau @heromedley.bsky.social · 1h

Starcarver

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 3d

hey guys. bsky user bites u here. i love elf pussy and communism

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Xan López @xanlopez.xyz · 7h

China ya recauda más exportando sus tecnologías verdes que Estados Unidos vendiendo energía fósil. Por ahora no es beneficio, es recaudación, pero creo que no es complicado ver qué nos conviene más emular a los países que no tenemos recursos fósiles. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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The Meggles Art @megglesart.bsky.social · 2h

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 20h

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 5h

Cars. Ruin. Everything.

‘Car Brain’ Is Making the US Unhealthy and Dangerous. EVs Won’t Fix It.

A trio of new books argue that we need to confront the full range of costs that car-based living has imposed on our cities, our health and our society.

www.bloomberg.com

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Rosuuri 🐰 Illustrator @rosuuri.com · 17h

White Rabbit Rosu Maid ver character sheet! 🐰

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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · Sep 5

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · Sep 25

online account: i need you to set up a password. it needs to be 8 characters long, have a number and a capital letter in it and it can’t be your birthday or name

grown adults who i work with every day: this computer is trying to kill me. i am under attack. why does it hate me, lilith????

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 20h

every fucking time. telling a grown adult they need to come up with a password after they’ve just asked you for help coming up with a password they melt down. what do you MEAN. just put in my dogs name. FINE YES CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER. NUMBERS??? UM UM IM SCARED. IVE NEVER HEARD OF A NUMBER

lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · Sep 25

online account: i need you to set up a password. it needs to be 8 characters long, have a number and a capital letter in it and it can’t be your birthday or name

grown adults who i work with every day: this computer is trying to kill me. i am under attack. why does it hate me, lilith????