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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉

@bjornar1.bsky.social

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Retired graduate student in international relations. Software engineer in training. Chronic idealist and hopeless cynic. Anticolonialist. Chaotic good. Mostly human (unconfirmed). He/him/"oy, you there!". Norwegian expat. Toronto, Ontario.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 8h

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 7h

I'm thinking it must be a fucking disappointment all the same. TIL Idaho doesn't even have any national parks despite their stunning nature because the locals don't want tourists.

Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 7h

Got it. Idt Quatar is all that much like Idaho either.

Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 20h

Leave some smallpox in the tip jar.

Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

@JulianKiani

I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into into a store and take whatever I want.

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 20h

The shit sounds like a really bad B movie...

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 1d

Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.

Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction

In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 20h

Singapore is about as dissimilar to Idaho as you can get...

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

Automatic filing is not a Carney accomplishment, it would have been absolutely Trumpian to cancel just because.

He's more a New Labour/Blair liberal. He happened to be head of the BoE during many awful austerity years and saw first hand the damage it was doing. And he's bringing it here anyway.

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

Critiquing the aesthetics of protesting. Because the other side is so awful, our side must be absolutely pitch perfect, beyond reproof. And also pander to my sensibilities.

Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

L'etat, c'est moi.

Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

Gross. Soon there'll be a direct womb-to-killing-field pipeline. Mothers to get the choice of a 15000 rbl subsidy per birth or a new Lada.

Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

My OCD is currently torturing me over the spelling mistakes

Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

I was going to say exactly that 😋

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 1d

Trump’s next target.

A cartoon depicting two soldiers in military attire discussing potential target cities such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and Portland, while one questions the location of Oslo. An American flag is visible in the background.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 1d

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

While we're waiting for information on whether these are minerals are harmful of O3, I'm more concerned about the mind-boggling waste of it all. The earth's resources are not infinite - def not one where we want a habitable biosphere.

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Assistant HR Director of Antifa @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 1d

AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

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Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉 @bjornar1.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine the excitement of being sent to the US for training and ending up in Idaho.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 1d

That’s not how you science.

Tweet from Republicans Against Trump says: “RFK Jr: There’s no proof that Tylenol causes autism. We’re doing the studies to make the proof.” Below is a photo of a White House meeting showing RFK Jr., Marco Rubio, and Donald Trump at a long conference table.

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Hegelian vs. Predator @telemark.bsky.social · 1d

I am An Old (mid 50s). My ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE I was promised a utopian existence where manual labor and drudgery were eliminated by technology so I could be free to read, write, draw, make music, or whatever. Instead the tech will do all that while I labor in the mines (Amazon Fulfillment Ctr).

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24Hours Ukraine @24hoursukraine.bsky.social · 1d

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.