Hegelian vs. Predator
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Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy.
He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink. I block AI slop. Feel free to add me to whatever "anti-tech" bullshit blocklist you like.
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you know, laying off staff in the middle of a war zone while enduring a ukraine winter without power makes laying off ppl during the holidays look downright humanitarian.
billionaires shouldn’t exist.
billionaires shouldn’t exist.
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
you know, laying off staff in the middle of a war zone while enduring a ukraine winter without power makes laying off ppl during the holidays look downright humanitarian.
billionaires shouldn’t exist.
billionaires shouldn’t exist.
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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Secure your own squid first before helping others.
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Secure your own squid first before helping others.
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
(I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
All words are made-up
House Republicans are having a normal one while being laser focused on the big issues facing the American people this afternoon
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
All words are made-up
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We’re just cattle to them.
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
We’re just cattle to them.
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Oh boy, another tiresome fight over casting a Black person in the role of a fictional character. Please note: Helen’s biological father was a swan. A god who could take any form—including a bird with a human-compatible penis. And Helen was born from an egg according to some legends.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Oh boy, another tiresome fight over casting a Black person in the role of a fictional character. Please note: Helen’s biological father was a swan. A god who could take any form—including a bird with a human-compatible penis. And Helen was born from an egg according to some legends.
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was always very instructive that melinda french gates saw the 2019 new york times reporting and immediately said nope that’s it i’m out of here
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
was always very instructive that melinda french gates saw the 2019 new york times reporting and immediately said nope that’s it i’m out of here
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This is wild lol. I can see Trump having his reaction, off the cuff. But this sounds like they have discussed it as policy.
Pirro: "You bring a gun into the District, you mark my words, you're going to jail. I don't care if you have a license in another district and I don't care if you're a law abiding law owner somewhere else. You bring a gun into this District, count on going to jail. And that makes all the difference"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
This is wild lol. I can see Trump having his reaction, off the cuff. But this sounds like they have discussed it as policy.
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Shart Week
Am I positive that video shows the president shitting himself on camera? No.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
Do I think we should spend an entire week debating it? Oh yes.
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Shart Week
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
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my spouse got an onion subscription for Xmas and ya'll there are zero punches being pulled
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
my spouse got an onion subscription for Xmas and ya'll there are zero punches being pulled
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
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found this a long time ago from an artist (tommy siegel) who turns people into candy hearts lmao, this is unfortunately on topic
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
found this a long time ago from an artist (tommy siegel) who turns people into candy hearts lmao, this is unfortunately on topic
Must repost this whenever I see it
Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Must repost this whenever I see it
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"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
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you may also be interested in my ICE timeline
christinapagel.substack.com/p/the-ice-st...
christinapagel.substack.com/p/the-ice-st...
The ICE Storm: a year-long escalation
Funding, law, rhetoric, violence. How each has fed the other to lead here
christinapagel.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
you may also be interested in my ICE timeline
christinapagel.substack.com/p/the-ice-st...
christinapagel.substack.com/p/the-ice-st...
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This was not the song selection I expected when I turned the sound on.
In great spirits&to the sound of music,Oleh Bibikov,Ihor Kukobko,their charitable food truck team prepare more than 10,000 hot meals each day for residents of Kyiv&Kyiv region-with plans to increase that number to 20,000
Working 18-19 hours a day,they have been going nonstop for nearly a month
Working 18-19 hours a day,they have been going nonstop for nearly a month
February 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This was not the song selection I expected when I turned the sound on.
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It is perfectly fine and good actually to bring children to a protest that is maybe better described as a march. An easy way to give them opportunity to speak with their community etc etc.
The parents who brought their children to a march yesterday werent wrong. The feds who teargassed were.
The parents who brought their children to a march yesterday werent wrong. The feds who teargassed were.
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It is perfectly fine and good actually to bring children to a protest that is maybe better described as a march. An easy way to give them opportunity to speak with their community etc etc.
The parents who brought their children to a march yesterday werent wrong. The feds who teargassed were.
The parents who brought their children to a march yesterday werent wrong. The feds who teargassed were.
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They consistently vote down bills that would protect children (e.g. clergy SA mandated reporting, child marriage, etc) and vote in favor of abusers
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
They consistently vote down bills that would protect children (e.g. clergy SA mandated reporting, child marriage, etc) and vote in favor of abusers
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Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com
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“I’m observing!”
Guns drawn, grabbed out of her car for observing.
Homan has changed nothing.
More: www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Guns drawn, grabbed out of her car for observing.
Homan has changed nothing.
More: www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
“I’m observing!”
Guns drawn, grabbed out of her car for observing.
Homan has changed nothing.
More: www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Guns drawn, grabbed out of her car for observing.
Homan has changed nothing.
More: www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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minor quibble here, but he didn’t prevent the feds from arresting her, he discouraged them from illegally detaining her in a facility. she had already been arrested and was being transported.
"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
minor quibble here, but he didn’t prevent the feds from arresting her, he discouraged them from illegally detaining her in a facility. she had already been arrested and was being transported.
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so all we agree he didn’t kill himself right
Epstein lawyers discussed possibility of cooperation with prosecutors days before his death, files reveal
Less than two weeks before convicted abuser was found dead, lawyers met with Manhattan federal prosecutors
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:13 PM
so all we agree he didn’t kill himself right