JD Burgess
@blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
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alexchurchill.bsky.social
Because apartheid South Africa really did a fantastic job of spaffing out a functional human being with you, didn’t it? You loathsome bellend.
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
It survives but hasn't run in years, sadly.
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Our first family car with aircon was an Espace II Alize in 1996. Beautiful collie dog (Katie) and car long gone. Twattocks still here.
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Hire cars in Paris and Florida, in 1992 and 1993, respectively. I reckon the 5 would have done the LeBaron in a straight line, but the 5 didn't have VFD gauges, air con or controls that went 'bong'.
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
y0 look at this 944 cabrio model I got in spain, this is jarglus before neidisch @hoonofthe.day
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
1996, Nordiska Museet, Stockholm.

The youth remain 'unaffected' by exhibitions.
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monicacarmean.com
Amazon prime frog costumes are sold out. Good job, America.
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bear-xiong.bsky.social
And now, a media appearance/press conference from Farage:
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jimblimey.com
Someone been eating my headphones 🤨
80s style headphones with bits missing in the orange foam
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midnightdorifto.bsky.social
ordinarily I like to mix up what I’m posting here but this came on my radar and it is *so good* I’ve just gotta post it - a full Zender kit with the Mosselmann twin-turbo setup? good, good stuff here

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1986 Mercedes-Benz 300E Zender 1986 Mercedes-Benz 300E Zender 1986 Mercedes-Benz 300E Zender 1986 Mercedes-Benz 300E Zender
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garagehirst.bsky.social
Remember the BURN code!
B: Bloody hell, a fire
U: You didn’t see it
R: Run away
N: Not my problem
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garagehirst.bsky.social
Upgrading my best celebrity encounter from “looked in the back of Keith Harris’ car to see a box maybe containing Orville” to “regularly park my car directly overlooking the prison where Ian Watkins got stabbed”.
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votebiue.bsky.social
And the sky was happy until it heard about the coastal storm that’s coming.
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Typed out an ultra pedantic post about UK Copens having 1300cc engines and hence them not being kei cars but I didn't want to fart on your post. Top spot.
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
Little bit of trivia about twin sticks in FPS on PS1: Medal of Honor in 1999 pips Alien Resurrection to the post on having modern FPS controls. BUT, the only reason why it's a lesser-known example is because they're buried away as the *fourth* option after a couple of really odd ones.
A snapshot of Medal of Honors control config screen with a render of a dual shock. The fourth option is left stick move, right stick look, and having fire buttons on triggers.