JD Burgess
@blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
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blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Typed out an ultra pedantic post about UK Copens having 1300cc engines and hence them not being kei cars but I didn't want to fart on your post. Top spot.
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
Little bit of trivia about twin sticks in FPS on PS1: Medal of Honor in 1999 pips Alien Resurrection to the post on having modern FPS controls. BUT, the only reason why it's a lesser-known example is because they're buried away as the *fourth* option after a couple of really odd ones.
A snapshot of Medal of Honors control config screen with a render of a dual shock. The fourth option is left stick move, right stick look, and having fire buttons on triggers.
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Gonna tell my kids this started the Isekai genre
Martin Lawrence and Black Knight
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midnightdorifto.bsky.social
good morning and once again: here’s a reason why I love the Replica Industrial Complex

cars.bonhams.com/auction/3102...
1975 Mercedes-Benz 300 SEL 6.3 'Rote Sau' 1975 Mercedes-Benz 300 SEL 6.3 'Rote Sau' 1975 Mercedes-Benz 300 SEL 6.3 'Rote Sau' 1975 Mercedes-Benz 300 SEL 6.3 'Rote Sau'
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cait.bsky.social
when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place
orange cat staring balefully at the camera
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Now ask ShitGPT what it thinks 'burned their last slug' means.
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ruleo.bsky.social
putting on the official Halloween soundtrack
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Phone mount decided to test me. It fell off the screen, and I then tried to gently clean and adjust it.

The fucking thing chose to respond by firing its guts all over the car.

I replied by bouncing it five times off a concrete bollard, then stamping on it.

In short, it chose...poorly.
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soozuk.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING🚨Trump did four pints of rage-diarrhoea directly in to his bad suit when he found out he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Also I didn't think Shadow of The Beast was that good.
Staggering artwork but the game itself was dull. I see it as a tech demo to show off what the Amiga could do graphically.
blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
Not enough purple in today's logos
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oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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dly.bsky.social
party themes are getting too niche these days
a text to D saying "do you want to come to the urology holiday party"
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blacktopmagazine.bsky.social
"pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft"

- tyre