Monica Carmean
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📍Rogers Park #JobSeeker ⚖️ 🐕 chaos muppet “[S]he said in that great old Central Valley accent that isn’t quite an accent so much as a signal that they won’t put up with any bullshit, especially not from you.”
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Beauty and the Beast, but with Chewbacca
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Beauty and the Beast, but with Chewbacca
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The first reporter to say “I know you are but what am I” will be a goddamn national hero
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The first reporter to say “I know you are but what am I” will be a goddamn national hero
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haha what snacks
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
haha what snacks
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Think I made enough root vegetables?
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Think I made enough root vegetables?
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
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This is fucking horrible and also it seems exhausting. I find it draining to hate like 5 people and this mf is out here doing it to millions
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is fucking horrible and also it seems exhausting. I find it draining to hate like 5 people and this mf is out here doing it to millions
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guys who are obsessed with the vikings love to tell you there would be no violence in an all white society
July 29, 2023 at 8:21 AM
guys who are obsessed with the vikings love to tell you there would be no violence in an all white society
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Midnight pie pics go
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Midnight pie pics go
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I don’t get how this discourse keeps happening.
“Why doesn’t the White House press room yell at Trump when he calls their colleagues names” have you looked recently at the roster of journalists with White House credentials. It’s like The Gateway Pundit and Jack Posobiec
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I don’t get how this discourse keeps happening.
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i don't think they need to be putting up graphics packages that say "go to bed" and "you don't have to live like this" on the broadcast of 11pm Northwestern basketball
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i don't think they need to be putting up graphics packages that say "go to bed" and "you don't have to live like this" on the broadcast of 11pm Northwestern basketball
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Never been a greater example of Dudes Rock.
These South Philly dads bought personal street sweepers for their block: ‘It’s like a little Zamboni’
The German device isn't marketed for street cleaning, but when brooms weren't enough to keep their kids safe from broken glass and debris on their block, these three men got ingenious with it.
www.inquirer.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Never been a greater example of Dudes Rock.
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My nephew made a slut gnomes of false Berlin reference today and afaik he’s only on tumblr
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My nephew made a slut gnomes of false Berlin reference today and afaik he’s only on tumblr
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Lions-Packers: the frantically preparing dishes and ruining your appetite with snacks window
Cowboys-Chiefs: the dinner window
Bengals-Ravens: the dessert window
Northwestern Basketball At The United Center: the polishing off the booze and talking shit about the most annoying cousins window
Cowboys-Chiefs: the dinner window
Bengals-Ravens: the dessert window
Northwestern Basketball At The United Center: the polishing off the booze and talking shit about the most annoying cousins window
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Lions-Packers: the frantically preparing dishes and ruining your appetite with snacks window
Cowboys-Chiefs: the dinner window
Bengals-Ravens: the dessert window
Northwestern Basketball At The United Center: the polishing off the booze and talking shit about the most annoying cousins window
Cowboys-Chiefs: the dinner window
Bengals-Ravens: the dessert window
Northwestern Basketball At The United Center: the polishing off the booze and talking shit about the most annoying cousins window
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If you're gonna crime, ya gotta spree
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you're gonna crime, ya gotta spree
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For reasons I cannot understand a Northwestern basketball game just tipped off in front of several dozen people at the United Center
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
For reasons I cannot understand a Northwestern basketball game just tipped off in front of several dozen people at the United Center
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very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
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you may know the cruel term "butter face." but have you heard "butter knife," where you are attracted to everything but her knife
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
you may know the cruel term "butter face." but have you heard "butter knife," where you are attracted to everything but her knife
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NAVY SACKS MEMPHIS TO SEAL THE WIN
Navy beats Memphis to move to 9-2 and keep its conference and CFP hopes alive.
Navy needs either Tulane or North Texas to lose this weekend to reach the American championship game.
(The Army game on Dec. 13 has no impact on the CFP, even if Navy makes it).
Navy needs either Tulane or North Texas to lose this weekend to reach the American championship game.
(The Army game on Dec. 13 has no impact on the CFP, even if Navy makes it).
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
NAVY SACKS MEMPHIS TO SEAL THE WIN
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The rapid increase in battery storage that made solar so much more feasible should really be the technological revolution everyone talks about rather than the fucking plagiarism probability machines
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The rapid increase in battery storage that made solar so much more feasible should really be the technological revolution everyone talks about rather than the fucking plagiarism probability machines
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My brother-in-law’s playlist started playing Crowded Table by the Highwomen and I am ALL IN MY FEELS
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My brother-in-law’s playlist started playing Crowded Table by the Highwomen and I am ALL IN MY FEELS
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I regret not silently cramming leftover stuffing into my purse
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I regret not silently cramming leftover stuffing into my purse
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Getting into bed at 8:30 because I can’t talk to anyone any more
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Getting into bed at 8:30 because I can’t talk to anyone any more
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What’s the best movie to fall asleep to?
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
What’s the best movie to fall asleep to?